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Brethren,
it pains me to say this but I genuinely do not know what the Lord is asking of me here.
Not being a Pastor or having that Pastoral know-how at times can leave one in a quandary or worse - not knowing what action to take.
My wife recently rescued a kitten from the middle of a toll motorway (that's freeway for you Americans, despite the contradiction)
Now I'm generally tolerant of most of God's non-human creations as long as they're not abominations or cathlicks, but I'd say recent events take more than the proverbial biscuit.
The kitten, although small, is already displaying a number of unnatural traits:
1) Pretending my dog is its mother. (I.e. breastfeeding)
2) Continuously cleaning itself. This is NOT natural for an animal. Having been brought up on a pig farm I know what I'm talking about. Everyone knows animals are generally filthy - not this one.
3) Emitting the sound bah-ooh over and over, despite the fact that everyone knows that cats say 'miaow'. Not this one. I think it's an impostor of sorts.
4) Snuggling up to and licking and hugging my dog.
This last point is significant considering how I've managed to keep my lesbiack dog on the straight and 'narra' for a while now.
You may remember this thread:
Something's amiss here.
a)Should I just kill the cat or
b)beat my wife for bringing Satan into my household?
c)Or should I enjoy the persecution this will bring?
My guts (both of them, large and small intestine) tell me a+b is the answer but I'd really appreciate some direction from a Pastor or True Christian Scripture expert, heck, basically anybody with a clear idea of what Jesus is telling us to do here.
Thanks, axe and spanking gloves at the ready, McUinnean.
it pains me to say this but I genuinely do not know what the Lord is asking of me here.
Not being a Pastor or having that Pastoral know-how at times can leave one in a quandary or worse - not knowing what action to take.
My wife recently rescued a kitten from the middle of a toll motorway (that's freeway for you Americans, despite the contradiction)
Now I'm generally tolerant of most of God's non-human creations as long as they're not abominations or cathlicks, but I'd say recent events take more than the proverbial biscuit.
The kitten, although small, is already displaying a number of unnatural traits:
1) Pretending my dog is its mother. (I.e. breastfeeding)
2) Continuously cleaning itself. This is NOT natural for an animal. Having been brought up on a pig farm I know what I'm talking about. Everyone knows animals are generally filthy - not this one.
3) Emitting the sound bah-ooh over and over, despite the fact that everyone knows that cats say 'miaow'. Not this one. I think it's an impostor of sorts.
4) Snuggling up to and licking and hugging my dog.
This last point is significant considering how I've managed to keep my lesbiack dog on the straight and 'narra' for a while now.
You may remember this thread:
Something's amiss here.
a)Should I just kill the cat or
b)beat my wife for bringing Satan into my household?
c)Or should I enjoy the persecution this will bring?
My guts (both of them, large and small intestine) tell me a+b is the answer but I'd really appreciate some direction from a Pastor or True Christian Scripture expert, heck, basically anybody with a clear idea of what Jesus is telling us to do here.
Thanks, axe and spanking gloves at the ready, McUinnean.
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