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  • Magic tard
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    • Feb 2008
    • 51

    #1

    Why?

    Why do you believe everything the bible tells you? and why do you believe the bible was penned by god himself?
    "I'm too stupid to come up with a good signature."
    whoever said this is hilarious.
  • Bobby-Joe
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    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: Why?

    Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
    Why do you believe everything the bible tells you? and why do you believe the bible was penned by god himself?
    That's easy friend, because it says so in The Bible it was written by God.

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    • SalvationSeeker
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      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Re: Why?

      Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
      Why do you believe everything the bible tells you? and why do you believe the bible was penned by god himself?
      That should be obvious enough.. And I see Bobby-Joe has already answered why.
      The bigger question here is: Why don't you?

      What do you believe instead? Whatever that "feels good" at the moment right?
      BTW It's "God", with a capital G, troll.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Magic tard
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        • Feb 2008
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        #4
        Re: Why?

        your reasoning does not sway me.
        you're saying that you believe the bible was written by God because it says so.
        well this post is the word of God as well. I order you to burn every bible you have, as it was only a joke I sent to you idiot humans a long time ago.
        Why is this the word of Me, your God? Cuz I say so. Same exact reason you believe the bible.
        "I'm too stupid to come up with a good signature."
        whoever said this is hilarious.

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        • Eugene Hackwith
          Farmer for Christ™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 736

          #5
          Re: Why?

          I've always liked this passage when people ask me why I think the Bible was written by God: 2 Timothy 3:15-17

          And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
          That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.



          And don't call yourself God, false prophet!
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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          • Magic tard
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            • Feb 2008
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            #6
            Re: Why?

            Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
            I've always liked this passage when people ask me why I think the Bible was written by God: 2 Timothy 3:15-17

            And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus. All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
            That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.



            And don't call yourself our God, false prophet!
            But God is penning this post through my very fingers of his divine creation.
            How would you know otherwise? This is therefore the Doctrine of the LORD your GOD. You can't use scripture to prove that scripture was written by GOD. It's called circular reasoning, and is a dirty sin. Why? cuz I say it is, and this scripture is inspired by God.
            "I'm too stupid to come up with a good signature."
            whoever said this is hilarious.

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            • SalvationSeeker
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              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #7
              Re: Why?

              Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
              your reasoning does not sway me.
              you're saying that you believe the bible was written by God because it says so.
              well this post is the word of God as well. I order you to burn every bible you have, as it was only a joke I sent to you idiot humans a long time ago.
              Why is this the word of Me, your God? Cuz I say so. Same exact reason you believe the bible.
              The difference is that with the Bible, it's GOD saying He wrote it.
              With this post of yours it's you claiming to be God, but we all know you aren't.
              Now can you stop being childish and answer my question.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Magic tard
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                • Feb 2008
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                #8
                Re: Why?

                I believe what I believe though personal experience, through questioning authority. Clearly, your version of Christianity hasn't held up very well to my questions, and a good belief should be made stronger by questioning.
                you're saying you believe the bible because it said it was written by god. How different am I from the bible? I'm claiming to be God too. I see no difference.
                I respect if this is what you believe, but I'm questioning whether I want to believe it too.
                "I'm too stupid to come up with a good signature."
                whoever said this is hilarious.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Why?

                  Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
                  your reasoning does not sway me.
                  you're saying that you believe the bible was written by God because it says so.
                  well this post is the word of God as well. I order you to burn every bible you have, as it was only a joke I sent to you idiot humans a long time ago.
                  Why is this the word of Me, your God? Cuz I say so. Same exact reason you believe the bible.
                  Are you on the drugs? Have you been sniffing your mother's hairspray?

                  Where do you get off mocking God like that? Do you actually expect us to believe that a mealy-mouthed heathen like you is God? How many millions have you killed?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: Why?

                    Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
                    I believe what I believe though personal experience, through questioning authority. Clearly, your version of Christianity hasn't held up very well to my questions, and a good belief should be made stronger by questioning.
                    you're saying you believe the bible because it said it was written by god. How different am I from the bible? I'm claiming to be God too. I see no difference.
                    I respect if this is what you believe, but I'm questioning whether I want to believe it too.
                    Do people have to put their hands on your posts when they swear oaths? No, they do not, thus proving that your posts are not the Word of God.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Magic tard
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 51

                      #11
                      Re: Why?

                      See, what you're doing here is called "Ad Hominim"
                      This is where you attack the person, and not the person's actual statement.
                      please respond to my claims with some reasoning. oh, and you seem pretty proud to me, so I think you're going to hell according to your sig mr. ezekiel.
                      "I'm too stupid to come up with a good signature."
                      whoever said this is hilarious.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Why?

                        Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
                        See, what you're doing here is called "Ad Hominim"
                        This is where you attack the person, and not the person's actual statement.
                        please respond to my claims with some reasoning. oh, and you seem pretty proud to me, so I think you're going to hell according to your sig mr. ezekiel.
                        And you're what I call an homo. I responded to your idiotic claims with reasoning, so please just admit defeat instead of flinging angry hatespeech around like that.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Magic tard
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                          • Feb 2008
                          • 51

                          #13
                          Re: Why?

                          This post was directed at Ezekiel.
                          In order to be a homo don't I have to have sex with other guys? or has the definition expanded to pissing you off too?
                          "I'm too stupid to come up with a good signature."
                          whoever said this is hilarious.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Why?

                            Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
                            This post was directed at Ezekiel.
                            Yes, you tossed your hateful insults at Ezekiel because you knew you couldn't possibly rebut the Godly point I made so you were trying to change the subject.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #15
                              Re: Why?

                              Originally posted by The Magic of God View Post
                              I believe what I believe though personal experience, through questioning authority. Clearly, your version of Christianity hasn't held up very well to my questions, and a good belief should be made stronger by questioning.
                              You MUST be kidding..

                              you're saying you believe the bible because it said it was written by god. How different am I from the bible? I'm claiming to be God too. I see no difference.
                              I respect if this is what you believe, but I'm questioning whether I want to believe it too.
                              I can think of several differences.
                              One being that I can ban you from this forum any moment that Jesus moves me to do so, and you couldn't do jack about it.
                              That's how powerless you are.. Unlike God, who can do anything.

                              Also, can you die of crucifixion and rise from the dead three days later? I think not.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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