[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Just give them away you monster!
I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...

Dear, we are to love our Brothers, but there's nothing in the LORD's Holy Bible that says anything about how to treat animals or insects or anything that lives. We're not Godless Jainists. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[Nobar King]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Just give them away you monster!
I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...

I thought hippies and reefer were supposed to be kind.

[AverageJoe]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Just give them away you monster!
I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Ya'll better pack light, it's gonna be warm where you are headed. I'm done here casting pearls before swine.

According to which part of the Bible do you go to hell for torturing or drowning kittens? Things you go to hell for is things like homosexuality, disobedience to parents, working on sundays, divorce and not being a Christian.

As for where I'm heading, yes it is indeed quite warm, my annual elephant hunt in the Central African Republic

[BanCruelty]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Ya'll better pack light, it's gonna be warm where you are headed. I'm done here casting pearls before swine.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.

So, if there's such a thing as "animal cruelty," doesn't that mean there must be "animal compliments" and "animal opinions" and a whole range of "animal emotions?"

Haven't you ever heard the expression "dumb animal?"

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.

Yes we are real, do i look fake to you?

There is no such thing as animal cruelty, you can't be cruel to something that does not think or feel.

[BanCruelty]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?

God created scorpions, spiders, cobras and killer bees. Where does it say that we shouldn't kill dumb animals and bugs in the Holy Bible?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?

I don't get it: Jesus kills His creations everyday by the thousands

What point are you trying to make?

YIC

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?

Yes! Didn't you know that God created animals just so that we humans should have something to eat, wear and have fun with? Animals are dumb creatures that does not feel or think, they are only here to please us.

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Animals are ours to eat, wear, experiment on and use for entertainment.

Humans are not animals. Infact we are the masters of the animals. God has given us dominion over them, so we are kind of like God over the animals, and just like God has the right to do whatever He wants to us humans, we have the right to do whatever we want with animals.

Real men treats animals like dirt, as God intended.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?

Not everything God made is good. If you would read the Bible, you'd know that.

(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

YiC,

Zech

[Derpington]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I got a litter of kittens for my children a few months ago. They were awesome and brought my little girls much joy, such is the Grace of God. However, they have recently started becoming willful and mischievous. One of the even scratched one of my sons and pushed my little girl, Anabella, in the face. Not knowing what to do, I of course went to the premiere authority on animal handling: The King James Bible.

I start with the fact that, as we all know, God gave us dominion over all animals on the Earth:

This means we can do as we see fit to all animals, but it also means we must be stewards to them. Now, I had to find out what God wants me to do to Tinkebell, Snowball, and the rest of the "pretty kitties" as my girls call them.

I found answers in Exodus:

So it is clear... If any animal I own attacks or even "pushes" someone else, I MUST kill it. Also of note is that I am at risk of being stoned to death if Mr. Tibbles were to get out of the house and "push" a neighbor:

I hope you can see that this make it a very urgent matter for me.

So it seems that Sweet Baby Jesus wants me to take Mrs. Puss-N-Boots and the rest of the "cuddly crew" and bash their skulls in with rocks. But then I saw the following:

This is, of course, God's decision that he needed to wipe out all humans and animals with his great flood. A cat that was in teh flood could have lived for week, adrift on floatsom, before slowly drowning. God has clearly given me two ways to deal with disobedience animals.

So it leaves me with a dilemma: do I bash the kittens to death or drown them slowly in the tub? Which shows more love for God?

Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

WTF is WRONG with you supposed bible thumping lunatics? I'd love to smash YOUR skulls in, drowns you slowly & then *** potty language *** in your mouths until you piffleing vomit you vile pigs. You don't deserve life, ANY of you *** potty language *** rags. piffleING DIE YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS GARBAGE. I hope you're all *** potty language *** raped by the funeral homes when you die. piffle ALL OF YOU AND piffle YOUR piffleING WORTHLESS PIECE OF *** potty language *** "god". Good piffleing day *** potty language ***.

Death threat reported. Expect the FBI to be knocking on your door soon for your terrorist threat against a friendly Christian forum.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

WTF is WRONG with you supposed bible thumping lunatics? I'd love to smash YOUR skulls in, drowns you slowly & then *** potty language *** in your mouths until you piffleing vomit you vile pigs. You don't deserve life, ANY of you *** potty language *** rags. piffleING DIE YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS GARBAGE. I hope you're all *** potty language *** raped by the funeral homes when you die. piffle ALL OF YOU AND piffle YOUR piffleING WORTHLESS PIECE OF *** potty language *** "god". Good piffleing day *** potty language ***.

Friend, what is wrong with you?

You seem to have an irrational anger problem, the kind of thing that Christians don't experience. Maybe you need to calm down, find God and always remember that kittens don't have feelings. It doesn't matter how you kill them, God put them here to serve as tools for mankind.

Genesis 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

Praise the LORD!!