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Today I found myself in a dilemma. I suspect my son now has a girlfriend because I think she has been leaving male pornography under his bead. What should I do? Can my son be saved?
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Re: Son has a girl friend?
He's obviously a Homer in denial.Originally posted by Rev.Dawkins View Post
Have you tried beating the truth out of him?
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She's been leaving the pornography!!! She's probaly a witch filled with whoredoms - stone your son then burn her*.Originally posted by Rev.Dawkins View Post
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Now, now, let's not be so harsh, yet, maybe I could schedule a Bible-reading session with your son, sit down with him and explain to him what's wrong with his lustfulness and his sodomy, let him bring the magazines, so we can burn them down together... Say, how old is him?Originally posted by FalseDawkins View PostBringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Gay gay gay gay gay! Get used to it!Comment
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Is your son's girlfriend a 'goth'?Originally posted by FalseDawkins View Post
Goth girls are notorious for trying to turn boys 'gay'. It's a well known fact.
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??? Am I supposed to feel somehow judged by you? I am NOT gay, I deny it categorically, as I deny engaging in lewd activities in dark college bathrooms, or taking any gratification during my spanking sessions with Pastor Zeke... and by the wayOriginally posted by lady_c View Post
boring post...
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Don't think like this. Don't think that your son can never do no wrong, the sooner you realize that the sooner you will stop being so uptight, and let your son date if he wishes. He might be gay. Yes that's wrong, but if that's the life he wants to lead then let him, why would you let your son or anyone interfer with your path to heaven.When you dance with the devil, Wait till the song is over.Comment
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As I said before, his girlfriend is obviously a 'goth, and is trying to turn her son 'gay'. There may still be time to save his soul.Originally posted by I say Ten View Post
It is sickening what these goth perverts do to innocent kids.
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Stereotypes don't exist. I don't agree that "goths" are turning anyone gay. That's IMO. But yours are totally different, and can't be changed. ObviouslyWhen you dance with the devil, Wait till the song is over.Comment
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Outside of blaspheming the Holy Spirit, denying God, or rejecting the blood sacrifice of Jesus, that's perhaps one of the stupidest things I've ever read.Originally posted by I say Ten View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Are not Negroes black and are not gays gay? Those are stereotypes. How can you say stereo types don't exist.Originally posted by I say Ten View Postsigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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What you just said wasn't a stererotype, that was a fact.
There's a difference.When you dance with the devil, Wait till the song is over.Comment
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That was an incredibly stereotypical thing to say. Why do all you damned liebrals talk like that?Originally posted by I say Ten View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Stereotypes don't exist. “All generalizations are false, including this one”Originally posted by I say Ten View Post
Look what you’re saying boy – all things have an origin including stereotypes – If I say “Rastus is a pie stealing, white-woman loving, jazz playing boxer covered in bling and poppin’ caps at his fellow drug dealers.” You’ll immediately spring to a correct conclusion that Rastus is a nigra and start cussing me as a racist for no good reason.
An’ don’t give me any of your, “No I won’t because I’m so white and filled with liberal guilt that I believe all nigras are pure as the tears of a virgin squirrel”, cos no one is going to believe you and you’ll look like the idiot you are.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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