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ive got a quick question. if you die if you were say 34, you had a wife and two kids and liked nothing more than to hang out with them and be with them when and if you go to heaven wouldnt it be really sad because your family would be on earth.
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I can't see how that could be a possibility. (a) As a True Christian, I would be in Heaven with the Lord, and what could be better than that? and (b) My wife and children would be rejoicing that I had been called to Glory by The Lord and see it as a demonstration of His love.Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
On the other hand, for a heathen, (a) the husband would be having his flesh peeled off by the demons of The Pit of Eternal Damnation and (b)the wife and children would turn to drugs and being Goths and have their home repossessed and die on the streets from lack of Godly Love.
Hey, but that was their choice, so rejoice.sigpic
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thats a crappy answer. i was thinking god would kill the family or they would go iraq to get killed to join together as a family.
if they didnt belive in god the man would float around in space with loads of other atheisis people and play halo 3.Comment
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You were thinking? I find that hard to believe.Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
If your brain cools for long enough, why not treat yourself to reading a chapter or two of the Good Book?
PS There is no "floating in space" and Halo3 would be right out as there are no rechargeable batteries up there.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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the sun would give out energy and everyone would dance around the sun and it would be their new god you shall see you will all see.Comment
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What an idiotic question. Going to Heaven to be with our Savior Jesus and live there for all eternity will be the penultimate achievement of anyone's life. There will be no nagging wives up there, no earwax problems, no barking dogs in the neighbor's yard. Just an eternal barbecue party with Christ as host of hosts. Anything cut of meat you like, cooked to perfection (of course) and the best beers in the universe. Glory!!Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
For entertainment we'll all watch unsaved scum like you be anally raped by satan's huge tallywacker over and over again, while being peeled like a grape and screaming in unspeakable agony. Forever.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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ALL RIGHT MATE calm down it was only a question that was answered in a bad way.Comment
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The Pastor answered you "in a good way" The Bible describes Eternal Punishment of the vilest kind for the likes of you. The Pastor doesn't order these things, he just tells it as it is.Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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You should see the Pastafarian's religion, because their heaven is like ten times more awesomer than your heaven. Serious.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.
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Yes, but theirs is fake. Ours is real. Can't you see that by now?Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View PostYou should see the Pastafarian's religion, because their heaven is like ten times more awesomer than your heaven. Serious.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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No, it is but a pale shadow of The Almighty's Heaven. Anyway - it shouldn't bother you one way or the other, you're on the down elevator.Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View PostYou should see the Pastafarian's religion, because their heaven is like ten times more awesomer than your heaven. Serious.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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