X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 4
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 template Next
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #31
    Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

    Originally posted by Ante Pavelić View Post
    As I'm a pagan I'll have my beloved dog piss all over body and then I'll have my body mutilated by some wild dogs!
    Do you imagine that you have some sort of magic power that you can continue to use even after Jesus has killed you and sent you to the lake of fire? Because you don't, maggot.

    Only Christ can do things like that.

    Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post

    If you want art look at Salvador Dali.
    He was a damned wop who died of syphilis. He died screaming for Jesus to forgive him, but I'd bet it was too late.

    Art is for fags, jonesy boy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

      Comment

      • Old Man Winter
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 54
        #32
        Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

        I have seen a video of Salvadors last moments and he does not scream to jesus to save him trust me.
        Why is Art for Fags, You just mean Art thats not about Jesus.

          Comment

          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329
            #33
            Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

            Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post
            I have seen a video of Salvadors last moments and he does not scream to jesus to save him trust me.
            Why is Art for Fags, You just mean Art thats not about Jesus.
            The fact that you might even think that Salvador Dali wasn't a homosexual troubles me. I suppose you believe that Richard Simmons is straight as well.
            PS I noticed that you failed to capitalize HIS name, but I'll let it go this time only.
            PS PS Jesus please forgive me for posting the following picture.
            Attached Files
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

              Comment

              • Old Man Winter
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 54
                #34
                Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                Ok show me some proof that he was Gay

                  Comment

                  • RevColinJamesTodd
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 100
                    #35
                    Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                    Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post
                    Ok show me some proof that he was Gay
                    Son, we don't need proof. Do you honestly think a straight man would dress like that?

                    Just look at the freak! You don't need a degree in rocket-science to see that guy's a filthy shit-eating ass-raping queerfag!

                      Comment

                      • Peter
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 279
                        #36
                        Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                        Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
                        Well where is this so-called ceremony held? In a child's play park? In a strip-bar? On a trash-heap? In the sewers? I'm confused?
                        There are ceremony rooms next to some burial grounds.

                          Comment

                          • Old Man Winter
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 54
                            #37
                            Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                            Just because someone dresses differently does not mean they are gay.
                            Anyway he just wears a suit in all the pictures i've seen of him. He is THE best Artist of all time. And he wasn't christian.

                            Ha.

                              Comment

                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5388
                                #38
                                Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post
                                Ok show me some proof that he was Gay
                                How do you think his mustache got that way?
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

                                  Comment

                                  • Deaner
                                    Christ's Love Messenger
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 5932
                                    #39
                                    Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                    Originally posted by Old Man Winter View Post
                                    Ok show me some proof that he was Gay
                                    Dali the queer

                                    Also says he liked to watch other people have sex while he m'd. What a sicko.

                                      Comment

                                      • Higher Love
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 110
                                        #40
                                        Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                        Genesis 6:5

                                        "The Lord saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and that every inclination if the thoughts of his heart was only evil all the time."

                                          Comment

                                          • madguitarist
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Apr 2008
                                            • 51
                                            #41
                                            Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                            I never saw a point to Atheism. Why do they label themselves as Atheists? Why don't they just call themselves non-religious? They believe that there is no God, and do not have any part of any religion, but the very act of labelling themselves Atheists implies that they believe in something? If they don't believe in God, then what is the point of advertising it? It's like a closet homosexual trying to hide his homosexuality by acting straight. Seems kind of pointless and stupid. I think that Atheists, are people who want to be Christians, but are afraid of what others would think of them if they found out that they were Christians. They have funerals where Christian prayers are said for them, yet they devoted their lives to denying the validity of Christianity. Such a confusing thing to me. I just don't get it. I'd have to agree with the previous statement about them already being dead. Without faith, you have nothing to look forward to when you die. What's the point of living if it's all for naught?
                                            Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

                                              Comment

                                              • Sperman
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                • Apr 2008
                                                • 31
                                                #42
                                                Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                                Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
                                                What's the point of living if it's all for naught?
                                                Boobies???

                                                  Comment

                                                  • madguitarist
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 51
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                                    Originally posted by Sperman View Post
                                                    Boobies???
                                                    Yeah, but when you die, there are no more. If you get to Heaven, there are plenty of beautiful angels to enjoy for all eternity.
                                                    Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Sperman
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 31
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                                        Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
                                                        Yeah, but when you die, there are no more. If you get to Heaven, there are plenty of beautiful angels to enjoy for all eternity.
                                                        Do they hav there boobies out??

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Magikarp
                                                            hateful Danish communis
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 266
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

                                                            Originally posted by Sperman View Post
                                                            Do they hav there boobies out??
                                                            I doubt that you would even get the chance to see some, even if you paid them to do it.
                                                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

                                                              Comment

                                                              Previous 1 2 3 4 template Next
                                                              Working...