[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

John Lennon was not christian and loads of people cried at his funeral and he had many friends.

Loads of people are going to Hell friend.

[Deaner]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

John Lennon was not christian and loads of people cried at his funeral and he had many friends.

He was also murdered.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

John Lennon was not christian and loads of people cried at his funeral and he had many friends.

Friend, those people were crying because Lennon was shot dead, but the shooter missed Yoko Ono.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

Friend, those people were crying because Lennon was shot dead, but the shooter missed Yoko Ono.

That yippity-yapping jap bitch. And now years later she's an ageing slanteye hag, promoting her artsy-fartsy agenda on TV. As if she needs the money.

Her artwork isn't even very good. It's bunk, that's what.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

John Lennon was not christian and loads of people cried at his funeral and he had many friends.

Your commie pal is rotting in hell right now. Do you think that's funny? He doesn't!

The Lord allowed us to see a man who was inside of one of the cauldrons. He was upside down and the flesh on his face was falling in pieces. He remained watching the Lord intently; and then started to shout and call on the name of Jesus. He said, "Lord have mercy! Lord give me a chance! Lord take me out of this place!" But the Lord Jesus didn't want to look at him. Jesus simply turned his back on him. When Jesus did this, the man started to curse and blaspheme the Lord. This man was John Lennon, the member of the satanic music group "The Beatles." John Lennon was a man who mocked and made fun of the Lord during his life. He said that the Christianity was going to disappear and Jesus Christ would be forgotten by everyone. However, today this man is in hell and Jesus Christ is alive!! Christianity hasn't disappeared either.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

When I die, I'm going to donate my body to science. Research and junk. That way I will be contributing to science even after I'm dead.

[Magikarp]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

When I die, I'm going to donate my body to science. Research and junk. That way I will be contributing to science even after I'm dead.

Well ok, if that's what you want to do.

I'd have mine cremated, and then kept in a jar.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

For some reason they are always finding dead atheists in the sewers in my city. It's particularly troublesome in the spring with the snow melting and the rains. The sewers become clogged and the municipal workers come out and open the manhole covers and find dead atheist bodies in them. Most of them turn out to be black, probably because they vote heavily demoncratic, and we all know that demoncrats are atheists.

[Ante Paveli?]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

As I'm a pagan I'll have my beloved dog piss all over body and then I'll have my body mutilated by some wild dogs!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

As I'm a pagan I'll have my beloved dog piss all over body and then I'll have my body mutilated by some wild dogs!

Friend, are you mocking us?

Are you trying to say you can die a second time?

[Old Man Winter]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

Her artwork isn't even very good. It's bunk, that's what.

I have got to agree her work is crap and she gets paid for it as well, Imagine all that money doing some good in the world other than letting some women who married a beatle just to get her Art known by Buyers some caviar before she dies.

If you want art look at Salvador Dali.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

As I'm a pagan I'll have my beloved dog piss all over body and then I'll have my body mutilated by some wild dogs!

In an earlier post, I approved your position on Croatia. In view of your heathen ways, I withdraw my remarks and will look down on you as demons peel the skin from your bones and gouge at your eyes.

[Peter]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

Atheists do have funerals, but they don't use the Christian rituals (or any other religion)(no Jesustalk,no bible,...), and the ceremony isn't in a church or another religious place.

Over here you have to buy a toxic waste sticker, stick it to the body, and then just put it outside with the rest of the trash. Many Belgicans however are too tight to pay for the sticker and just dump the bodies in the woods.

You probably mean the Dutch, because in Belgium bodies are buried or cremated.

[revrggreen]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

Atheists do have funerals, but they don't use the Christian rituals (or any other religion)(no Jesustalk,no bible,...), and the ceremony isn't in a church or another religious place.

Well where is this so-called ceremony held? In a child's play park? In a strip-bar? On a trash-heap? In the sewers? I'm confused?

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Re: Do Athiests have funerals?

Well where is this so-called ceremony held? In a child's play park? In a strip-bar? On a trash-heap? In the sewers? I'm confused?

Randy, I see where you're going with this - I'd have mentioned the 'childs play area' too.

It's a well known fact that most athiests are notorious pedophiles and baby-rapists. Makes sense they'd want their ashes thrown over kiddies' rides.