[BiskitFool]

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Responses are in bold.

BiskitFoo,

First of all, I would like to sincerely thank you for your choice of name; it immediately lets us know what your sexually preference is (pssst that means you're gay) and how best to help you.

Um, no, are you a Marxist(psst that means your a commy)? And how perverse is your mind? You automatically jump to a conclusion, when in fact I'm a devout Christian. If anyones gay it's you and your butt pirate Donny-boy(he seems to be a little compulsive about vaseline and assholes/es.

I'm assuming that your post about why your going to Hell was really just a cry for help. Well my friend, you have come to the right place but you have to want the help -- we can't make you accept Jesus. Christ paved the road to Heaven for us but only you can decide to walk that road.

Sorry if you, only a select few hundred, think you're going to heaven, you are sadly mistaken. Yeah I already did accept Jesus, dumbass.

Of course not....but maybe somebody should.
Yeah you won't have one pretty soon. I can IP track you to where you live. D=

[BiskitFool]

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Please -- like there's a difference. Satan worship is Satan worship.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Yeah, where do you get off that I worship Satan, please tell me? If I WERE a wiccan I'd be warlock, not a witch. And isn't that cute? One of your mod buddies added an "L" at the end of my name. Is that the best you guys can do, seriously?

[Brother Temperance]

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I see also that you guys have called our troops in Iraq "demons who are going to hell" and a very popular political talk show that goes by the name of "Hannity and Colmes."

Am I reading this right? You appear to be accusing us of calling our troops a popular talk show. Friend, we are Christians, not dadaists.

I'd also like to classify you as a true cult instead of a branch of doctrinal Christianity.

What's the difference between a true cult and a false cult?

Even if you guys are Atheists in disguise just destroying Christianity at it's very roots.

Destroying Christianity at its very roots? Friend, Jesus is the taproot of Christianity, as well as life itself, so to do that we'd have to travel back in time and kill Jesus. Make your mind up: are we supposed to be Christians, dadaists, atheists or Jews?

Yeah, where do you get off that I worship Satan, please tell me? If I WERE a wiccan I'd be warlock, not a witch. And isn't that cute? One of your mod buddies added an "L" at the end of my name. Is that the best you guys can do, seriously?

No, we can also avoid eternal hellfire by accepting Our Lord Jesus Christ as our Personal Saviour. In fact, we already have - can you say the same?

[BiskitFool]

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Ugh...

Am I reading this right? You appear to be accusing us of calling our troops a popular talk show. Friend, we are Christians, not dadaists.

Obviously you lack common sense. I never said you were dadaists, again like your mod friends you're pulling stuff outta your ass.

What's the difference between a true cult and a false cult?

Since I really don't wanna explain, look up the true definition of cult.

Destroying Christianity at its very roots? Friend, Jesus is the taproot of Christianity, as well as life itself, so to do that we'd have to travel back in time and kill Jesus. Make your mind up: are we supposed to be Christians, dadaists, atheists or Jews?

Well you do take the love out of it by hating every single person one earth, literally. You also think everything and everyone are hell bound except your cult buddies and yourself.

No, we can also avoid eternal hellfire by accepting Our Lord Jesus Christ as our Personal Saviour. In fact, we already have - can you say the same?
Yeah.

[Brother Temperance]

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Obviously you lack common sense. I never said you were dadaists, again like your mod friends you're pulling stuff outta your ass.

You'd said that we accused our Godly troops of being a popular political talk show called Hannity & Colmes. Sounds pretty dada to me.

Since I really don't wanna explain, look up the true definition of cult.

What's all this "true" definition of cult stuff? Is there a fake definition of cult? Are you a Church-burning black metal fan? Are you planning to trademark True Cultist(tm)?

Well you do take the love out of it by hating every single person one earth, literally. You also think everything and everyone are hell bound except your cult buddies and yourself.

1 John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.


James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

Yeah.

Well, now you've decided to become a Christian, I'm sure we'll get on just fine.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yeah, where do you get off that I worship Satan,
please tell me? If I WERE a wiccan I'd be warlock, not a witch. And isn't that cute? One of your mod buddies added an "L" at the end of my name. Is that the best you guys can do, seriously?

Seventh Day Adventist = False Christian = Satanist = Pagan = Witch

That simple enough for you? So what if you the place were you worship Satan a "church", you still worship Satan like any Wiccan.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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commy and gay "insult"

I try to help you and this is how you show me thanks. Your sins have made you a very angry person because deep down you know that you're going to hell for them unless you clean up your act.

hypocritical babble

Didn't you yourself say that only God knows who is going to Heaven and who is going to Hell? I can tell that you are quite devout in your faith...

suprisingly amusing death threat

So you can track my IP address but you can't seperate my quote from your response (you must be one hell of a computer wiz). Then what are you going to do? Are you going to "beat me up"? Let's pretend for a minute that you are some sort of 6' bodybuilding, jujitsu master (by the way, you're not) and you wipe the floor with my ass. Tell me, who will be the worse for wear when I've fully recovered and Jesus has damned you to Hell?

[Don the Baptist]

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Well you just did Donny-boy. You're about to have no male organ if you don't keep in place though.

Gee whiz you are a hateful boy aren't you. That sounds like a threat of bodily harm to me (penile member removal??). You wouldn't say that to my face young fella...

And all I did was try to show you the love of Jesus, shame on you.

[BiskitFool]

Re: A question

You know the drill...

Seventh Day Adventist = False Christian = Satanist = Pagan = Witch

False Christian, how?

That simple enough for you? So what if you the place were you worship Satan a "church", you still worship Satan like any Wiccan.
Seems illogical to me. The fact is, it isn't. So you lynch any black people lately, Mr. Ku Klux Klan?

[Bobby-Joe]

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You know the drill...

LOL, reply in a format I can reply to dumbass. I am not going to waste my time doing cut and paste.

[BiskitFool]

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You know the drill...

I try to help you and this is how you show me thanks. Your sins have made you a very angry person because deep down you know that you're going to hell for them unless you clean up your act.

No, you didn't help me, you attacked me; illogically at that!


Didn't you yourself say that only God knows who is going to Heaven and who is going to Hell? I can tell that you are quite devout in your faith...

Yeah, since you didn't quote me correctly, I have no idea what you're talking about.

So you can track my IP address but you can't seperate my quote from your response (you must be one hell of a computer wiz). Then what are you going to do? Are you going to "beat me up"? Let's pretend for a minute that you are some sort of 6' bodybuilding, jujitsu master (by the way, you're not) and you wipe the floor with my ass. Tell me, who will be the worse for wear when I've fully recovered and Jesus has damned you to Hell?

Well there you go, judging again, assuming I will go to hell. But believe me when I say this, let's just say though I have connections to take care of you. And, I could really care less about seperating a quote to respond to you or anybody for that matter. But bud, if I do meet you in real life, and you wanna go, yeah we'll go. Jujitsu,try Muy Thai. And let me guess? You could totally lay me out right, with your HUGE muscles?

[Bobby-Joe]

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You know the drill...

LOL, reply in a format I can reply to dumbass. I am not going to waste my time doing cut and paste.

my reply is in black brisket.

[BiskitFool]

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LOL, reply in a format I can reply to dumbass. I am not going to waste my time doing cut and paste.

You don't have to, and again you judge. And I don't ask for a verbal attacks, I ask for logical arguements.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

False Christian, how?

We know all about your little cult. You might be able to trick less knowledgeable people into believing that Seventh Day Adventists are real Christians, but you aren't going to fool anyone here, friend.

So you lynch any black people lately, Mr. Ku Klux Klan?

How dare you accuse Bobby Joe of being in the Ku Klux Klan! The KKK are a bunch of racists, and racism isn't tolerated here.

Bobby Joe is wearing the traditional flame-retardant robe and hood that the Landover Baptist Security Force has worn for the past 300 years. You can't blame us if the KKK copied our uniforms.

just say though I have connections to take care of you

The Department of Faith has been alerted to your threats of physical violence against one of our members.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[JennyD]

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False Christian, how?

False Christian = Not following every word of the Bible, God's Word.

Seventh-Day Adventists do not follow the Bible. They follow the teachings of Ellen White, a false prophet. Since you add to the Bible, you are, per God's Word, damned.

As Jesus Himself said:

Revelation 22

16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

17 And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.

18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Tell me, why do you follow one false prophet, Ellen White, and not another, like Muhammed, or Joseph Smith (Mormon)?

So you lynch any black people lately, Mr. Ku Klux Klan?

Why is it the Unsaved wretches like yourself always mock the Landover Security Force's dress robes? The Ladies of Landover work long and hard to raise funds to have those fine silk robes made.