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  • #1

    A question

    Now I see you have classified me as "unsaved trash" already. I have just joined this site and you judge me. Currently I'm a Seventh Day Adventist. I honestly came to say that you're a HORRIBLE advertisement for Christianity. You people think you have the right to judge, but God has the only right to judge, not "mortals." God gave us a right to judge, but we have no say for who is going to heaven, or who is going to hell. Now friends you and I are honestly unsure what it's going to feel like to die and then go to our assigned dimension for the afterlife; we have no idea. And please don't be as blind as to say that you know damn sure where we're going. You can't prove to me that we are going to heaven or hell can you? So you're just commentating on what's going to happen if you die, correct?

    I see also that you guys have called our troops in Iraq "demons who are going to hell" and a very popular political talk show that goes by the name of "Hannity and Colmes." That woman who came on to get interviewed got pwned; I'm not going to lie. Well guys, I want you to go fight in Iraq, and I'm very surprised you have ANY balls to call them demons. They lay their lives on the for you so your pitiful lives and our pitiful lives won't have to die a most violent death by radical Islamic terrorists. Let's be honest here, you and I, live in a fantasy world where there's no war, we are the richest country on this God-given world, and we have the most powerful military ever seen by mankind. Now please if you're going to talk shit about our troops, please be a bullet sponge before you do that, ok? Of course I don't think any of you have any balls to fight because you're too afraid of going to hell and you're too blind that we can be forgiven by our one and only saviour, Jesus Christ.

    You also have called the multi-million dollar company, Pokemon Inc., producers of demons. People this is just a stupid Japanese cartoon that happens to have made a man apparently strike rich along with other CEO's of the company. Please I want you to look at other cartoon's over there there's literally HUNDREDS that are MUCH MUCH WORSE.

    This face is probably the most sacreligious thing I've ever seen, you don't put a frikkin' smily face on a frikkin' cross to represent Jesus Christ. A smily is not worthy to represent Jesus nor any other earthly thing. I can't comment anymore on this, I fear I'll get banned outright because you guys can't take some stones thrown at you.

    And you have alot more smilies that I care not to comment on, let's just say alot aren't very Christian at all.

    I also read that you burn Bibles. Is this right? YOU. BURN. BIBLES?!?!? All except the King James Version of 1611 correct? Because you think that everyone other version is mistranslated right?

    I'd also like to classify you as a true cult instead of a branch of doctrinal Christianity. You are a very estranged offshoot of Christianity infact.

    I really don't know if you guys are for real or not. I read everywhere that you are a spoof of Christianity, and yadda yadda. Even if you guys are Atheists in disguise just destroying Christianity at it's very roots. This is very, very, wrong.

    That is all.
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  • #2
    Re: A question

    Originally posted by BiskitFoo View Post
    You people think you have the right to judge, but God has the only right to judge, not "mortals."
    ...blind...
    ... I'm very surprised you have ANY balls...
    ...your pitiful lives...
    ...talk shit...
    ...stupid...
    ...because you guys can't take some stones thrown at you...
    ...a true cult...
    ...estranged offshoot of Christianity...
    See where I'm going with this pal?

    1 Samuel 2:10
    The adversaries of the LORD shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them: the LORD shall judge the ends of the earth; and he shall give strength unto his king, and exalt the horn of his anointed.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: A question

      Let me see if I can sum up and respond briefly.
      Originally posted by DoggieBiscuitFoo View Post
      Now I see you have classified me as "unsaved trash" already.
      Everyone who joins is considered Unsaved Trash until the Department of Faith investigation is complete.

      Currently I'm a Seventh Day Adventist.
      Oh. I guess we don't need that investigation. Enjoy your trip to Hell, God-hater!
      <yammering about judging>
      I'll leave that to the Pastors. They love to answer that one.

      I see also that you guys have called our troops in Iraq "demons who are going to hell" and a very popular political talk show that goes by the name of "Hannity and Colmes." That woman who came on to get interviewed got pwned; I'm not going to lie. <yammering about wars and how can people be so heartless, especially people who care about things like social injustice>
      Sorry, we didn't put anyone on "Hannity and Colmes", and we have only said positive things about American soldiers in Iraq. You are confusing us with the fairly accurate but slightly liberal Westboro Baptist Church.

      Did you bother to read any of our site before spewing at us about how horrible we are?
      You also have called the multi-million dollar company, Pokemon Inc., producers of demons. <yammering about how nice the demons are>
      Did you actually read the thread about Pokemon, or Pocket Monsters, or did you just review the title?
      This face is probably the most sacreligious thing I've ever seen, you don't put a frikkin' smily face on a frikkin' cross to represent Jesus Christ. A smily is not worthy to represent Jesus nor any other earthly thing. I can't comment anymore on this, I fear I'll get banned outright because you guys can't take some stones thrown at you.
      Why is it inappropriate? Why is it any worse than a manger scene made of marshmallows and cookies?

      We use this symbol for Jesus because it is extremely abstract, and therefore not something people will mistakenly worship, like Catholics do with their Mary idols.

      And you have alot more smilies that I care not to comment on, let's just say alot aren't very Christian at all.
      Um, ok. I guess you'd know, not being Christian and all.

      I also read that you burn Bibles. Is this right? YOU. BURN. BIBLES?!?!? All except the King James Version of 1611 correct? Because you think that everyone other version is mistranslated right?
      No, not because they are mistranslated. Because they are false Bibles, corruptions of the Word of God, and published for the sole purpose of drawing souls away from God.

      I suppose you'd just hand them out to children?

      I'd also like to classify you as a true cult instead of a branch of doctrinal Christianity. You are a very estranged offshoot of Christianity infact.
      We are indeed estranged. Most Christians refuse to follow ALL of God's Word. We are a Bible-Believing, Fundamentalist Baptist congregation. We follow EVERY WORD of God's Word, not just the bits we like or find convenient. Can you say the same?

      If not, you're no True Christian™.

      <yammering about ridiculous accusations, demonstrating Tabor's Law, which states that when a Christian puts forth the Truth of the Bible instead of Santa Claus-type feelgood lies, s/he will be accused of lying or being an atheist making a joke>
      That is all.
      What a relief.

      We, son, are as real as the very fires of Hell. Unless you want to feel them, I suggest you get right with God and stop with this seven-day nonsense!!
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      • #4
        Re: A question

        Ugh...
        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        Let me see if I can sum up and respond briefly.
        Everyone who joins is considered Unsaved Trash until the Department of Faith investigation is complete.

        I could really care less if I have an investigation or not, you're calling me trash, which means you consider me a waste already, correct?

        Oh. I guess we don't need that investigation. Enjoy your trip to Hell, God-hater!

        Where do you get this from? And where do you have a place do judge me? Are you holy?

        I'll leave that to the Pastors. They love to answer that one.

        What pastors? They aren't real.

        Sorry, we didn't put anyone on "Hannity and Colmes", and we have only said positive things about American soldiers in Iraq. You are confusing us with the fairly accurate but slightly liberal Westboro Baptist Church.

        Ok I'll give you that one, BUT your church doesn't exist.

        Did you bother to read any of our site before spewing at us about how horrible we are?

        Yes, yes I did.

        Did you actually read the thread about Pokemon, or Pocket Monsters, or did you just review the title?

        No, I read it. Explain to me though why you think they're demons? Did you all of a sudden come to a scientific conclusion that children get possessed or something by these harmless cartoons? No they aren't demons, they are cartoons. I hate it when people can't grasp that simple concept. =/

        Why is it inappropriate? Why is it any worse than a manger scene made of marshmallows and cookies?

        Marshmallows and cookies, wtf?

        We use this symbol for Jesus because it is extremely abstract, and therefore not something people will mistakenly worship, like Catholics do with their Mary idols.

        Catholics don't worship Mary idols, they pray through to her so they can be heard by God. That is just tradition to them. They still believe in the same things a non-denominational Christian does. They just have a few quirks to it.

        Um, ok. I guess you'd know, not being Christian and all.

        Not being Christian? I believe that Jesus came to this earth, died for our sins, rose again after 3 days, and ascended to heaven. How does this not make me a Christian?

        No, not because they are mistranslated. Because they are false Bibles, corruptions of the Word of God, and published for the sole purpose of drawing souls away from God.

        That's what I mentioned in my question...

        I suppose you'd just hand them out to children?

        I have no idea what relevance that had but w/e. Hey though, I don't have the money to do that.

        We are indeed estranged. Most Christians refuse to follow ALL of God's Word. We are a Bible-Believing, Fundamentalist Baptist congregation. We follow EVERY WORD of God's Word, not just the bits we like or find convenient. Can you say the same?

        I can say every whole-hearted Christian does. "Define ALL of God's Word" please, humor me.

        If not, you're no True Christian™.

        You put a trade mark at the end of your religion........

        What a relief.

        We, son, are as real as the very fires of Hell. Unless you want to feel them, I suggest you get right with God and stop with this seven-day nonsense!!
        "Jenny" the problem is, True Christians(I'm not putting a trademark =)) aren't real. They can be anybody. So you're not alone. Hell is all too real though, I've seen it in a near-death experience. I was declared dead for 10 minutes after I had a near-fatal car crash 9 years ago. In those ten minutes I saw unspeakable horrors, and I'm not going to feel them since I believe Christ is our saviour. And trust me I am right with God.

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        • #5
          Re: A question

          Ugh...

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          See where I'm going with this pal?

          1 Samuel 2:10
          The adversaries of the LORD shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them: the LORD shall judge the ends of the earth; and he shall give strength unto his king, and exalt the horn of his anointed.
          Only 2 of those were opinions. The rest were factual claims that I have seen from my co-workers posting here. You're just taking words out of my thread and making them look like judgments. Let's look at where you take these from shall we? Excerpts taken from are in bold.

          And please don't be as blind as to say that you know damn sure where we're going.

          That's called a statement. I never said you were blind.

          Well guys, I want you to go fight in Iraq, and I'm very surprised you have ANY balls to call them demons.

          Having balls is a good thing; that means bravery. Again a statement, not a judgment.

          They lay their lives on the for you so your pitiful lives and our pitiful lives won't have to die a most violent death by radical Islamic terrorists.

          Yeah, that wasn't specifically worded for you guys was it? I mentioned me and everybody else in America.

          Now please if you're going to talk shit about our troops, please be a bullet sponge before you do that, ok?

          Again I wasn't judging you but that's irrelevant since another "church" believes that, is that correct? Unless your confirming your beliefs?

          I can't comment anymore on this, I fear I'll get banned outright because you guys can't take some stones thrown at you.

          This is a factual statement, you ban any threat or possible insult towards your so-called "religion." Many of my friends have experienced it. But sure if you wanna consider this judging, why not!

          I'd also like to classify you as a true cult instead of a branch of doctrinal Christianity.

          This is truly a factual statement. Look at doctrinal Christianity, and compare your religion to it. I know you don't want to think of yourself as a cult but by definition you are a cult, so sorry.

          You are a very estranged offshoot of Christianity infact.

          Well your ol' pal Jenny just admitted that on my thread so yeah...

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          • #6
            Re: A question

            Originally posted by BiskitFoo View Post
            Ugh...[...]
            Rarely have I seen anyone post so many irrational and inaccurate posts - son, you need a prize.
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            • #7
              Re: A question

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Rarely have I seen anyone post so many irrational and inaccurate posts - son, you need a prize.
              Wow, you take one of the top 1,000 stupidest posts on this website. How do ya feel?! =D

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              • #8
                Re: A question

                Maybe we should rename this homer LimpFighter.
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                • #9
                  Re: A question

                  Or limp wrist, limp finger, limp organ (as opposed to a limp piano of course - NOT limp male organ, I would never say that)....
                  Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                  • #10
                    Re: A question

                    Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
                    Or limp wrist, limp finger, limp organ (as opposed to a limp piano of course - NOT limp male organ, I would never say that)....
                    Well you just did Donny-boy. You're about to have no male organ if you don't keep in place though.

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                    • #11
                      Re: A question

                      Originally posted by BiskitFoo View Post
                      Well you just did Donny-boy. You're about to have no male organ if you don't keep in place though.
                      Are you a pagan witch? The way you try to threaten every man with castration is very typical of pagan witches.

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                      • #12
                        Re: A question

                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                        Maybe we should rename this homer LimpFighter.
                        Yeah, if you're talking about Limp Bizkit, I spell my name with an "s" so thank you, and plus they're a terrible band. And it's the Foo Fighters, not the Foo Fighter, that'd sound just terrible.

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                        • #13
                          Re: A question

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Are you a pagan witch? The way you try to threaten every man with castration is very typical of pagan witches.
                          Ok Mr. Ku Klux Klan lemme say something to you. I've only threatened once about that so don't pull stuff outta your ass, alright? And I'd be a warlock, not a witch, sorry. And did you just read my thread? I'm a Seventh Day Adventist.

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                          • #14
                            Re: A question

                            BiskitFoo,

                            First of all, I would like to sincerely thank you for your choice of name; it immediately lets us know what your sexually preference is (pssst that means you're gay) and how best to help you.

                            I'm assuming that your post about why your going to Hell was really just a cry for help. Well my friend, you have come to the right place but you have to want the help -- we can't make you accept Jesus. Christ paved the road to Heaven for us but only you can decide to walk that road.

                            Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
                            NOT limp male organ, I would never say that....
                            Of course not....but maybe somebody should.
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                            • #15
                              Re: A question

                              Originally posted by BiskitFool View Post
                              And I'd be a warlock, not a witch, sorry. And did you just read my thread? I'm a Seventh Day Adventist.
                              Please -- like there's a difference. Satan worship is Satan worship.

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