In Which Duckman Claims to Know Christ

[snottyduck]

Boy, heaven must be an empty place if everybody goes to hell.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Boy, heaven must be an empty place if everybody goes to hell.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

For once, you're not wrong. Well, not 100% wrong, anyway.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Boy, heaven must be an empty place if everybody goes to hell.

The Bible agrees with you. God is going to send most people to hell. That's why it's so important that you accept Christ as your personal Savior© today.

God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: A Goth in our midst

You're also a human being that goes on forums and pretends he's a duck.

You're messed up; that's how I explain it.

I think it is more sinister than that. I have been spying on him at vampirefreaks.com and I think it is more the case he is a vampire.

The duck thing is just a cover story.

[snottyduck]

Re: A Goth in our midst

The Bible agrees with you. God is going to send most people to hell. That's why it's so important that you accept Christ as your personal Savior© today.

God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

Look Pastor, I accepted Jesus long time ago, I belief He walked the earth and that He was an exceptional person. He did great things but the world wasn't ready to accept Him as He was and so they crucified Him. But He was also an outcast in the society He lived in because He wanted to change a lot of old fashioned habits in that society and they didn't take that with pleasure. In certain ways Jesus contradicted the old testament, instead of avoiding those of lesser morals (like tax-collectors and lepers) he did exactly the opposite, he embraced them because he wanted not only to save them but also show that all people are equal within and not less worthy then all the others.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Look Pastor, I accepted Jesus long time ago, I belief He walked the earth and that He was an exceptional person. He did great things but the world wasn't ready to accept Him as He was and so they crucified Him. But He was also an outcast in the society He lived in because He wanted to change a lot of old fashioned habits in that society and they didn't take that with pleasure. In certain ways Jesus contradicted the old testament, instead of avoiding those of lesser morals (like tax-collectors and lepers) he did exactly the opposite, he embraced them because he wanted not only to save them but also show that all people are equal within and not less worthy then all the others.

Duckman, you are living in a fantasy world. Why I don't even recognize the Jesus you just described. That certainly isn't Bible-based.

Jesus is the only begotten son of God. The fact that you left that minor detail out of your hateful rant is enough to show that you have not been Saved©.

And I'm not sure how you think Jesus contradicted the Old Testament. That's not what the Bible says.

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

You're one of those false Christians who thinks Jesus was some damned hippie. You're also an arrogant troll who loves nothing more than to derail threads all over this Godly forum. Therefore I'm going to snap some of this off and make it a separate thread.

[snottyduck]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Duckman, you are living in a fantasy world. Why I don't even recognize the Jesus you just described. That certainly isn't Bible-based.

Jesus is the only begotten son of God. The fact that you left that minor detail out of your hateful rant is enough to show that you have not been Saved©.

And I'm not sure how you think Jesus contradicted the Old Testament. That's not what the Bible says.

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

You're one of those false Christians who thinks Jesus was some damned hippie. You're also an arrogant troll who loves nothing more than to derail threads all over this Godly forum. Therefore I'm going to snap some of this off and make it a separate thread.

Well, they didn't crucify him because he followed the traditions, right?? So I that perspective He was a rebel (and that was what the Romans also thought of him). Jesus wanted to change to much in the eyes of the Romans, for the Romans Jesus wasn't the son of God, in there eyes he was a rebel because he revolted against the traditional ways of life and this would have made it more difficult for the Romans to hold control.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Goth in our midst

Well, they didn't crucify him because he followed the traditions, right?? So I that perspective He was a rebel (and that was what the Romans also thought of him). Jesus wanted to change to much in the eyes of the Romans, for the Romans Jesus wasn't the son of God, in there eyes he was a rebel because he revolted against the traditional ways of life and this would have made it more difficult for the Romans to hold control.

No, not really, it was not revolution. God came to earth to tell all that they should obey the law and that in doing so, they would find Salvation. The Scribes, Pharisees and Sadducees had a nice little earner going, but not in the way God intended. Jesus's teaching upset them and they, in line with Christ's own prophecy, set Him up to be crucified, so that they would not lose money. (Typical of joos.)

He was not a rebel, but a teacher, He made the intentional mistake of appearing at just the right time and being right when the powerful were wrong.

He gave the joos their chance to follow Him and they refused it and still do. He knew that they were going to do this, so they're all Damned (except for a few who did Him a favor in the Old Testament.)

If they had agreed with Him and hadn't crucified Him, He could not have been resurrected, seen the depths of the earth, and then ascended to Heaven. This, of course, was no excuse for the treachery and lack of Faith of the corrupt joos.

I don't think that the Romans were particularly bothered one way or the other; they were heathens and had their own gods. As an occupying force they had enough troubles without siding with either Christ of the joos. In the Gospels Pilate, who was probably a Samnite, agrees reluctantly to have Christ crucified, agrees that He did not conspire against Rome and Herod also agrees no crime was committed. So Pilate, ever the politician, decides that on a show of hands, the joos had it and authorized the crucifixion. The significance of Pilate washing his hands has never been lost.