[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

really now
are you baptists that idiotic to not check a web address?
link is as plain as you see it no "rip-roll"

How is this "person" not banned? It's posting pornography. And look at that signature, I'm pretty sure that qualifies as racist. We are not racist here, you Sicko

Enjoy the few minutes you have left on the forum, troll. Oh, and rot in Hell!

[Rev. Slug Von Furzi]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

You have clearly got Baptists confused with Pentacostals. Baptists aren't snake-handlers, Slug, and it's Islamofascists who self-mutilate.

Baptists follow the entire Bible, every word. That's why we will go to Heaven. False Christians, like the ones you and your sock puppet so dearly love, will join you in the eternal fires of Hell.

Know what I like more than anything about your post? How you claim to follow every word of the Bible yet failed to correct me on your false belief that donating to the church forgives all of your sins. I would write at length about how you're completely ignoring the Bible in favor of your own greed, but I digress.

[Rev. Slug Von Furzi]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

How is this "person" not banned? It's posting pornography. And look at that signature, I'm pretty sure that qualifies as racist. We are not racist here, you Sicko

Enjoy the few minutes you have left on the forum, troll. Oh, and rot in Hell!

Well first of all, you'll need to refrain from using those cusswords you nigras like so much. I realize that you may not understand the difference between normal American and porch monkey ebonics filth, so I'll help you along by issuing you infractions for each swearword you post, okay boy?

The thread you need to find is right HERE, Brother Remy's Ex-negro ministry.

Good luck, Sambo.

No, not racist at all.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

No, not racist at all.

Certainly not! How can you even suggest the Pator Ezekiel is Racist? He's the most kindly, Godly man there is! He has domestics of all of God's non-white races working in his various homes!

[gentilmenFX]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

you guys are so poor minded... Seriously if you guys can't come up with a good reason for your insult then there follows more insults how pathetic.

Wiki has right that this one big parody.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

[quote=gentilmenFX;232607]you guys are so poor minded... Seriously if you guys can't come up with a good reason for your insult then there follows more insults how pathetic.
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We certainly do not need to tell you anything. This is a Christian fellowship forum where we serve and honor Jesus on the daily!! Your just some wierdo coming into a Godly place to talk about beastiality or "furry" or whatever you wackjobs call it. Are you 14?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Know what I like more than anything about your post? How you claim to follow every word of the Bible yet failed to correct me on your false belief that donating to the church forgives all of your sins. I would write at length about how you're completely ignoring the Bible in favor of your own greed, but I digress.

The first thing I told you was that you had us confused with Pentacostals.

Is your reading comprehension that low?

Also, we are not Catholics. We do not sell indulgences.

[superaznextreme]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Hello. Before I begin, I'd like to say that you furries really need to study the Bible, as well as the differences between denominations...even a perverted sinner like myself knows that Baptists do not dance with snakes or take indulgences, and whether you like it or not, the Bible does contain passages which frighten most modern Christians. Reality, I'm afraid, does not conform to the transient whims and pleasures that you demand, and that there is an external force (God) that holds standards of judgement far beyond your own base desires has been a terrifying epiphany for the masses as far back as the Dark Ages (I do know this, I was once a historical anthropologist).

This, I suppose gets me to my point. I was a furry once...more precisely, until just a few days ago. Before I tell my story, I should say, a 'friend' directed me to this site today thinking I would break down laughing, but I did quite the opposite. Perhaps it is by the Lord's guidance that I have found this link.

I, for a period of about two years, indulged in the perversion being referred to here as the furry fandom. It felt, good, after all - and for a disillusioned kid growing up in urban America, what else is there to look towards than pleasure and hedonism? You see, I had always been gay (I guess what you would refer to here as 'back door Christian') and what first got me into even more blasphemous acts was the art. The wildness of two raging young bucks engaging in violent, mutual fellatio catered to the violent and untamed sexual lust inside me, and led me down a path of sin which, I feel, has left me damaged as a person. The people were all very nice: they preached that God loved everyone no matter what, we'd go to Heaven no matter what, et cetera...

For months and months, I slowly was sucked into this blasphemous abomination of anal fury. And that's exactly what is was - blasphemous; abomination; and, of course, furiously anal, as most gay things are. Through my college career, where I studied the aforementioned subject, I would frequently masturbate to vivid animalistic pornography drawn by such artists as blotch and wookiee. I suppose you do not know who they are, and should spare yourself the time. After each sexual climax, I would feel in myself an immense welling of shame, but had assumed this was just a normal part of the game - the vapid game that is 'normal sexuality'. Nonetheless, as I stared at my semen soaked sheets I thought to myself that there must be more, and a few months ago, for the first time in half a decade, I prayed - prayed for forgiveness and His aid until I lay, crying and beside a pool of vomit, still unfreed from my grief and my perversions. Life continued like this up until, well, just a few days ago. I was alone, not just in person but in my soul, as I sat beside my bed, stroking my penis furiously, accompanied by lascivious pornography and popular music, panting like a wild beast, when divine intervention finally came. I sit here, as I type, praising the Lord for this event, which I feel to be the turning point in my life. I had had medical problems with my urethra before, largely from engaging in such promiscuous sexual behavior with such frequency. On this night, my prayers were answered not in revelation, but in pain. (pain, I say, is the best motivator)

My urethra ruptured about 3 centimeters below the corona of my penis, causing a medical emergency. In the emergency room i was forced to confront my pewrversionby retelling to the surgeon what had happened, and in this shame and embarassment I broke down in a crying fit. I don't know exactly how to express this, but take my word for it: this fit lasted for many hours, and surpassed in both intensity and significance the ones I had been having for months previously. I feel as if, in my injury and confrontation, the hand and heart of God were revealed to me.

Take my word for it, furries, the path of the fandom is onbly a path of pain and suffering, both in the afterlife and in THIS life. There's no pleasure in shame and dishonor all your lives. Change your ways, now, before you harm yourself as I have. I can only hope that you find in life the Holiness recently revealed to me, and repent as the kind members here have advised.

As for the members here, what by your judgement should I do to show God that I am sorry for the masturbation, the furry porn and analingus and so on that I have committed over the past years of my life? Where should I even begin, or is it too late for my soul?

Thank you very much for your time reading, and I pray that this message is treated seriously...I come here bearing only kindness. God bless,

A Seeker

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

That was very....descriptive...superaznextreme!

You are quite eloquent explaining the follies of the furry deathstyle. Perhaps I will entertain you with my tales of escapades in truck stop bathrooms and doing unnatural acts for cans of pork 'n beans, sometime.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Indeed, a very moving tale - full of movement of the wrong kind. It certainly bears witness to putting the pleasures to the behind behind you.

Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Furries are nothing but damned pervert sick-o's. God hates them, and so do I!

God will punish those who wear strange clothes. And I can't wait to watch!

I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

[ilovemesomelindsay]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Yes, a 'Furry' is a creation of those bastards in Japan. They also created lolicon, a type of cartoon/child porn mix. Somehow its legal, which is disgusting, seeing as it allows catlick priests to get off at little boys and little girls without the arm of the law putting them in their place.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Yes, a 'Furry' is a creation of those bastards in Japan. They also created lolicon, a type of cartoon/child porn mix. Somehow its legal, which is disgusting, seeing as it allows catlick priests to get off at little boys and little girls without the arm of the law putting them in their place.

Son, I do regular missionary work in Godless Japan, and I can assure you that there are no "furries" over there. The Japs are guilty of many unspeakable acts of depravity, but the furry movement was born in the sodomite state of California, where 99% of the men are limp-wristed perverts anyway.

You'd be well-advised to stay clear of this topic. Why don't you read through some of our sermons and educate yourself.

[Shinigami]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Yes, a 'Furry' is a creation of those bastards in Japan. They also created lolicon, a type of cartoon/child porn mix. Somehow its legal, which is disgusting, seeing as it allows catlick priests to get off at little boys and little girls without the arm of the law putting them in their place.

No. This is not like lolicon (which is horrible btw) which is rather tame in comparison to the evil known as furfaggotry. Furfags are the worst form of animal lovers and proof that Disney is run by Satan. Yes, it was all those Disney films with animals that made the furry a demonic pest. All those years a kid watches those vile flicks and loves to be a animal. Pretty soon he's got a fursona and he's going to furfag parties. In the end all furries yiff in Hell and no furry has ever gone to Heaven. Not one furfag will be allowed into the coming Kingdom of God. Get over it or repent as that is all one can do in the face of such a sin. God have mercy.

Furfags will yiff in Hell until the 9,000 one has been wiped out from the Earth. All True Christians should ensure this will keep as it should continue. Eternal Vigilance is our way of ensuring that they stay in Hell. We shall not fail.

[Nobar King]

Re: Furry Sinner Whine

Someone knows suspiciously too much about furries.