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  • #16
    Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

    It fills me with sorrow that my elder brother masturbates. I've made it a point to witness the act whenever possible, and pray for him while crying... but I feel it's all for naught. As long as he has no woman to relieve his urges, I know he will continue.
    I weep for him, and the seed he spills in vain, for I cannot save him.
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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    • #17
      Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

      Originally posted by The Flowerpot View Post
      It fills me with sorrow that my elder brother masturbates. I've made it a point to witness the act whenever possible, and pray for him while crying... but I feel it's all for naught. As long as he has no woman to relieve his urges, I know he will continue.
      I weep for him, and the seed he spills in vain, for I cannot save him.
      Your brother is cold hearted murderer. You do whatever it takes to keep him from releasing millions of screaming lives to their deaths. May I suggest a keeping a bucket of ice water at the ready, and when you suspect he is self-raping, douse him.

      Every day is 9/11 for the unborn
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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      • #18
        Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        Your brother is cold hearted murderer. You do whatever it takes to keep him from releasing millions of screaming lives to their deaths. May I suggest a keeping a bucket of ice water at the ready, and when you suspect he is self-raping, douse him.

        Every day is 9/11 for the unborn
        Amen, Brother. And if she is unable to douse him in time to prevent mass spermicide, she should immediately descend upon the spent load with a sweat sock or other such rag, sop it up and submerge it in water immediately to perferm an emergency baptism before the poor little souls stop wiggling. There is a slim chance she may be able to save millions of unborn from raging eternal hellfire...

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        • #19
          Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
          Amen, Brother. And if she is unable to douse him in time to prevent mass spermicide, she should immediately descend upon the spent load with a sweat sock or other such rag, sop it up and submerge it in water immediately to perferm an emergency baptism before the poor little souls stop wiggling. There is a slim chance she may be able to save millions of unborn from raging eternal hellfire...
          I haven't heard of Baptism for such young babies, but a fuller explanation would come in handy in case I slip as I am currently single.
          And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come, and I will fill this house with glory, saith the Lord of hosts

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          • #20
            Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

            I agree with you. If god didn't want us to masturbate, why would he have created it. Everyone other fourm member here is actually pretty racist. Sure, nazis are in my opinion, the WORST people in history, but they have no right and high disres

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            • #21
              Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

              Originally posted by ConfusedWithRespect View Post
              I agree with you. If god didn't want us to masturbate, why would he have created it. Everyone other fourm member here is actually pretty racist. Sure, nazis are in my opinion, the WORST people in history, but they have no right and high disres
              While God, for reasons which we cannot know, did allow sin to enter his creation, He is not the author of sin.

              Using that kind of logic would allow us to do anything we want.

              I suggest you trot on over to the Introductions sub-forum and tell us about yourself.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #22
                Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                -pect for you. Sorry, my laptop is old and it randomly clicks stuff all the time.

                1 Peter 2:17 Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor.

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                • #23
                  Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                  Originally posted by ConfusedWithRespect View Post
                  -pect for you. Sorry, my laptop is old and it randomly clicks stuff all the time.

                  1 Peter 2:17 Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor.
                  Hello, and welcome! The verse to which you are referring is this:

                  Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.
                  1 Peter 2:17


                  Perhaps you'd like to read the Holy Bible before picking out random verses you find on google and sharing them as if you have some special insight because God loves you like a special snowflake, then you will understand what it means to honour all men and love the brotherhood.

                  Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                    You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                      Originally posted by ConfusedWithRespect View Post
                      You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?
                      Did you even bother to read the link Sister Mary so graciously provided for your education?
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                      I Kings 7:23

                      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                        Originally posted by ConfusedWithRespect View Post
                        You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?
                        I'll be honest with you young lady: not one thing you have said so far makes me think you have read the Bible and live by it.

                        I bet you think being gaywise is okay, too

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                          Originally posted by ConfusedWithRespect View Post
                          You are not "honouring all men". You are a contradictor, and labeling people as Nazi Perverts, is extremely disrespectful. Of course of everyone, us christians know best of resepct, is that correct?
                          Of course I don't honour ALL men, I honor all men the LORD commands me to honor (hint, the "brotherhood," information about which can be found in the link I provided).

                          To suggest perverts should be given the same respect as my Brothers in Christ is offensive and horrifying! Is that your game? To put all people equal so perverts and pedophiles can come out of the closet and get married like the homos can?

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by ConfusedWithRespect View Post
                            I agree with you. If god didn't want us to masturbate, why would he have created it.
                            God created cancer too, does that mean He wants us all to get cancer? What kind of a false Christian church do you attend? What kind of blasphemy does your Pastor spew from his pulpit?

                            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                              Masturbation is fantastic and something that anyone with free will should be able to practice.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

                                Maybe if I had masturbated instead of engaging in premarital sex, I wouldn't have had to watch my ex having an abortion. But then again I knew that the child would have either been gay or an atheist, so I guess I did the right thing by disowning them. From life.

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