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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: for her price is far above rubies.

    Originally posted by Kane_06 View Post
    Priorities... lets see...

    She devours life with a passion.
    She fulfill all of her dreams.
    She respects other people.
    She has a good head on her shoulders and a good brain in her head.
    She is willing to sacrifice some of her time to spend it with me once in a
    while.
    She loves animals.
    She is not afraid of making use of her talents.
    She has a good career she is proud of.
    She is proud of herself and is self confident.
    If possible she is proud of me!
    Most of all, she loves me for who I am.
    You and your wife must be very happy together.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #17
      Re: for her price is far above rubies.

      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
      You and your wife must be very happy together.
      Let's see how happy they are when Jesus tosses them into the lake of fire. I wonder whether all of their greeting-card platitudes will ease the pain any, but I'm guessing that they won't.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #18
        Re: for her price is far above rubies.

        Originally posted by Warrior of God View Post
        I sort of assumed that mutually respecting the Lord and his works went without saying.


        I was referring to the spouses' mutual respect for each other.
        What I was asking was what the woman saw as her essential qualities;
        what she felt she could offer to a Godly marriage.
        Or what men would be looking for as priorities.
        As was I.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Miss Maisie
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1189

          #19
          Re: for her price is far above rubies.

          Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
          As was I.
          Don't you ever do nothing but argue? You're downright disrespectful as well as boring. When you get to hell, satan's going to put you to work right away talking to the damned. They'll soon be begging him to throw them in the lava pit rather than listen to it(you and your yapping) any longer.
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          • Warrior of God
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2008
            • 241

            #20
            Re: for her price is far above rubies.

            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
            As was I.
            either repost what was said , or leave my words alone ...

            If you can't deal with whats written, shut up like a good lost sinner .

            All altering my posts shows is that you have no answers worth hearing , so youhave to change things to fit your dumb position.
            Is anything more sad than a lost sinner.
            Oh yes,
            a stupid one...e.g. see above quote for example.
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            Seek Salvation in Him,
            or His Judgement will seek you.

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #21
              Re: for her price is far above rubies.

              Originally posted by Warrior of God View Post
              either repost what was said , or leave my words alone ...

              If you can't deal with whats written, shut up like a good lost sinner .

              All altering my posts shows is that you have no answers worth hearing , so youhave to change things to fit your dumb position.
              Is anything more sad than a lost sinner.
              Oh yes,
              a stupid one...e.g. see above quote for example.

              Your post was quoted just above my response. It's not my fault if you don't recognize your own words.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Warrior of God
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2008
                • 241

                #22
                Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                Your post was quoted just above my response. It's not my fault if you don't recognize your own words.

                your response was posted in the middle of my text ,
                right in the 'quote' panel...attributing it to me.

                It's not my fault you need a forum page with
                'place your reply here guide arrows'

                tard...use your meds...
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                Seek Salvation in Him,
                or His Judgement will seek you.

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                  Originally posted by Warrior of God View Post
                  your response was posted in the middle of my text ,
                  right in the 'quote' panel...attributing it to me.

                  It's not my fault you need a forum page with
                  'place your reply here guide arrows'

                  tard...use your meds...

                  That's why I typed my response in a different color - so it would be easily distinguishable from the portion of your post to which I was responding. Are you color-blind as well as slow-witted?
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • John Thomas Wanker
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 4

                    #24
                    Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                    This is indeed a very important verse. It tells us that every woman has her price--even if it is very high.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22882

                      #25
                      Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                      Ol’ Bathfire readily admits himself somewhat confused and considers a woman’s price to be a mystery.

                      We see that the price of wisdom is above rubies (Job:28:18, Pro:3:15, Pro:8:11, Pro:20:15) but a virtuous woman is above the price of rubies (Pro:31:10)

                      However, The Lord commands us not to compare wisdom with anything else because it is the most valuable commodity, Proverb:8:11: For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it.

                      An interesting aside:
                      Note the, “and all the things that may be desired” bit.

                      Thus the question arises, “Are you a man who desires women or not?” If you are not, then you may compare wisdom to rubies – i.e. put them on a similar footing.

                      Clearly, from other verses, they are NOT on a similar footing – thus if you don’t desire women, e.g. a homer, you are a retard.

                      So it appears that in the scheme of things, first place goes to wisdom, second place goes to a virtuous woman and third place to rubies.

                      But the thing is, this puts a commercial value on a virtuous woman and, by extension, all women. But we know that the value of a woman is a third that of a man and that a woman for marriage is worth 50 Shekels. However, the latter price is for someone you’ve raped, so, we can assume that she wasn’t virtuous, otherwise she would not have enticed you like that. (That really hasn’t helped has it…?)

                      Rubies are expensive, but the price varies between $250 and $250,000 per carat. And are we comparing weight to weight or number to number? And is a virtuous woman worth more than 2 rubies or 2,000 rubies? And how big are they and what quality?

                      No, the value of a woman is a mystery, as therefore is the price of rubies.
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                      • savinggraceless
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 67

                        #26
                        Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                        Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                        When you get to hell, satan's going to put you to work right away talking to the damned. They'll soon be begging him to throw them in the lava pit rather than listen to it(you and your yapping) any longer.
                        I just wanted to point out that Satan will not and does not rule hell. and I quote

                        Rev. 20:10
                        "The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever."

                        and

                        Ezekiel 28

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #27
                          Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                          Originally posted by savinggrace View Post
                          I just wanted to point out that Satan will not and does not rule hell. and I quote

                          Rev. 20:10
                          "The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever."

                          and

                          Ezekiel 28
                          Those verses are talking about after Armageddon, when Jesus returns with a fiery sword sticking out of His mouth. Of course God rules over hell. He rules everything, and satan can't make a move without God's permission.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • savinggraceless
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 67

                            #28
                            Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                            I just wanted her to get her theology straight that is all.

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                            • Jean Poole
                              Mother of 20
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 384

                              #29
                              Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                              Originally posted by savinggrace View Post
                              I just wanted her to get her theology straight that is all.
                              Excuse me, savinggrace. You are speaking to True Christians™ here. All theology here is correct.
                              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                              • savinggraceless
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 67

                                #30
                                Re: for her price is far above rubies.

                                I will have to say that I don't entirely agree with you. Sadly enough I feel that a lot of people on this forum will reach judgment day and

                                Matthew 7:21
                                "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven"

                                I will be praying for this church that God will bring the blindness away from your eyes so it can truly be set free in Him.

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