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    Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

    To our True Christian™ ladies, the President's son is getting divorced and will be looking for a new wife.

    It goes without saying the Trump family has solid Christian credentials. So, here is Donald Jr., rich and handsome. I think some of our single Landover Baptist ladies might want to send him a picture:


    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

    This is good news, Brother Mayor! However, Mr. Etheldreda does have a question before submitting his bid for a potential betrothal contract. Do you know if Mr. Trump Jr. associates with his Jew sister and brother in law? This would be a deal breaker for Mr. Etheldreda, and I'm afraid I would have to agree myself. While I don't dare judge the dashing and successful young Mr. Trump, the LORD is leading me to hold dear to His command to not sit at the same table as unrepentant sinners (Leviticus 10:10; 1 Corinthians 5:13; 2nd Thessalonians 3:6; Ephesians 5:11). I feel would be remiss to let my daughter into a family that would expect her to associate with unapologetic Christ-killers, even if it was only during the holidays, weddings, and funerals.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      This is good news, Brother Mayor! However, Mr. Etheldreda does have a question before submitting his bid for a potential betrothal contract. Do you know if Mr. Trump Jr. associates with his Jew sister and brother in law? This would be a deal breaker for Mr. Etheldreda, and I'm afraid I would have to agree myself. While I don't dare judge the dashing and successful young Mr. Trump, the LORD is leading me to hold dear to His command to not sit at the same table as unrepentant sinners (Leviticus 10:10; 1 Corinthians 5:13; 2nd Thessalonians 3:6; Ephesians 5:11). I feel would be remiss to let my daughter into a family that would expect her to associate with unapologetic Christ-killers, even if it was only during the holidays, weddings, and funerals.[ . . . and the occasional court appearance.]
      I share your aprehension, Sister. And Mr. Ethedreda is to be commended for puting his daughter's spiritual welfare above all other concerns.

      You do know that those Jews often arrange marriages between cousins in order to keep all the property within the family, don't you? It's good to be cautious.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • #4
        Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

        Sadly, I am already married and my five virile, strong, and handsome sons are not gay. I do have an unmarried sister but she is 24 - way past betrothal age. I doubt our Donald Jr. would want an old maid.
        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
        1 Corinthians 11:13

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        • #5
          Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

          I see no reason why Donald Trump Jr wouldn't make it into a Bachelor style charity auction for your church if you asked him. Betrothed him to a True Christian lady and make it a wealthy donation for the church so that the woman doesn't feel she's getting her money back after marriage. Donald Trump Jr is rich. Why would he need to profit from a high betrothal contract himself? Money should go to helping Pastor Flint's church.

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          • #6
            Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

            Sadly I'm waiting for Ivanka to be free again. But I guess she still thinks shes Jewish.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • #7
              Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

              Despite what some people have suggested I have no opinion on the matter.

              1 Thessalonians 4:11 - And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

                If nobody else has bid, I'll buy him. He'd make an excellent addition to my trophy room.

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                • #9
                  Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

                  Some lucky Christian woman will hit the lottery.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

                    The Donald Trump Jr/ Vanessa divorce can teach us all a lot about how to hold marriages together.

                    Donald Jr. was doing fine in the marriage. He enjoyed some girlfriends and since his wife has been pregnant for over a decade with their five children she had no time to cheat on him. Donald Jr. had made her sign a prenup agreement so she was dependent on him. Without her own source of wealth she made a good decision to stay married.

                    Then, things changed for the worse. Vanessa's father died and left a nice chunk of money. Her mother just bought a condo six million dollar condo unit and paid cash. Suddenly, Vanessa thinks she can live good without Donald Jr. and she has filed for divorce.

                    The lesson here is that men need to be more certain their wives do not have access to financial independence. Family values mean marriages live on.

                    Exclusive | Vanessa Trump filed for divorce after her family’s major windfall
                    https://pagesix.com/2018/04/07/vanessa-trump-filed-for-divorce-after-her-familys-major-windfall/
                    “I can’t speculate as to how much they received, but it was life-changing.”



                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      The Donald Trump Jr/ Vanessa divorce can teach us all a lot about how to hold marriages together.

                      Donald Jr. was doing fine in the marriage. He enjoyed some girlfriends and since his wife has been pregnant for over a decade with their five children she had no time to cheat on him. Donald Jr. had made her sign a prenup agreement so she was dependent on him. Without her own source of wealth she made a good decision to stay married.

                      Then, things changed for the worse. Vanessa's father died and left a nice chunk of money. Her mother just bought a condo six million dollar condo unit and paid cash. Suddenly, Vanessa thinks she can live good without Donald Jr. and she has filed for divorce.

                      The lesson here is that men need to be more certain their wives do not have access to financial independence. Family values mean marriages live on.

                      Exclusive | Vanessa Trump filed for divorce after her family’s major windfall
                      https://pagesix.com/2018/04/07/vanessa-trump-filed-for-divorce-after-her-familys-major-windfall/
                      “I can’t speculate as to how much they received, but it was life-changing.”



                      That's really disappointing. They looked like such a happy family.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

                        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                        That's really disappointing. They looked like such a happy family.
                        So true, happiness is written all over their faces.

                        Even in this happy picture, however, you have to think she was unfairly plotting a way to harm Donald Jr by financing her own divorced life. Really, it was a form of unfaithfulness.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Donald Trump Jr. is on the Market

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                          Really, it was a form of unfaithfulness.
                          As was her refusal to avoid those jowls. I'm sorry, but any man who has to suffer a woman with jowls is a man with no pride. And we know the Trump Dynasty is a Proud Dynasty.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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