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Today I have an important announcement to make.

The millions of immigrants flooding Europe are not only a problem. They are a chance! Today I created a new movement called the IAWR -"Immigrants against woman rights" and I have already gathered a huge group of 6 North African men to help me with our cause.

Yes, at the end these people are enemies of God, but never forget what Christian warfare is all about: The enemy of my enemy is my Friend.

The goal is that more and more of these barbaric dogs join my movement with me as their Supreme Leader and together we will turn down woman right's until all woman on this planet are liberated from the unnatural right's they unfairly possess. Because that is what God wants after all.


Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16



But this is just the beginning, I will now use this important moment to say that my loyalty will always belong to the Landover Baptist Church. Even if millions of immigrants are under my command, I will always be a True Christian Brother™ to the Landover Baptist Church.

A few moments ago a guy named "mohammed from Syria" called my phone and asked if he gets "blonde German woman" if he joins my group. And I said yes,:" Yes , Mohammed! You will get as many as u want! As long as u do whatever I say and never question any order." He agreed in his filthy arabic accent but it doesn't matter. What matters is that I can use him.

I can see now that Germany has a bright future. There is no question that once the army I have is strong enough that we can take on Angela and every single femnazi that is poisoning this country since decades.
And for every bomb these femnazis throw at us, we will throw 5 bombs back. Every woman we find outside the kitchen or the bedroom will be considered a terrorist and enemy combatant!

My friend Hans Gruber has already made plans for future "IAWR-Camps" where no tampons are served and femnazi-prisoners have to make the ultimative decision:" Baking pie or beeing baked!"

Today we are 10, tomorrow we will be 20 and next week we are 100. And next year we are thousands! And once Germany is liberated, the rest of Europe will follow, and Russia and then the whole world!

Let us all thank God, the Creator of the Universe that He has blessed us and our generation so we can experience these great times!

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Default Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" - 01-16-2016, 08:14 PM

Do you have a wife? If not, do you plan on eventually getting married? Do you think she'd be ok with you wanting to marginalize her? Not to mention all women?
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Do you have a wife? If not, do you plan on eventually getting married? Do you think she'd be ok with you wanting to marginalize her? Not to mention all women?
So, obeying God's rules about women is "marginalizing" them? Whatever, but I'll listen to Him instead of some mouthy anonymous woman on the internets.





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So, obeying God's rules about women is "marginalizing" them? Whatever, but I'll listen to Him instead of some mouthy anonymous woman on the internets.
If anyone seeks to undermine the rights of anyone, man or woman, then yeah, it is, and that's wrong.

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Where does the Bible say anything about rights?



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If anyone seeks to undermine the rights of anyone, man or woman, then yeah, it is, and that's wrong.
Not according to the Bible (while staying in accordance with 1 Peter 2:13-14 of course).

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Not according to the Bible (while staying in accordance with 1 Peter 2:13-14 of course).
There's yet to be a convincing reason to place the Bible as the foundation for one's moral and social beliefs, or even why it's relevant at all. It's some two thousand years old, after all.

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There's yet to be a convincing reason to place the Bible as the foundation for one's moral and social beliefs, or even why it's relevant at all. It's some two thousand years old, after all.
I just checked every Bible in the house: none of them have an expiration date!




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There's yet to be a convincing reason to place the Bible as the foundation for one's moral and social beliefs, or even why it's relevant at all. It's some two thousand years old, after all.
By that logic, the air you're breathing is no good because it's 6000 years old.


Do they not teach logic in public schools any more?




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I suppose all the other female members are also mods?

Red Herring.


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By that logic, the air you're breathing is no good because it's 6000 years old. Do they not teach logic in public schools any more?
Believing in a 2,000 year old book is not equivalent to breathing air (of which is older than 6,000 years old, by the way).

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Believing in a 2,000 year old book is not equivalent to breathing air (of which is older than 6,000 years old, by the way).
Appealing to age for credibility is a standard that should apply to all examples, if it is to be accepted by one. Otherwise, you're appealing to a double standard here, another logical fallacy.

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How is that a red herring?
Rather than acknowledge your rude and inappropriate behavior of crashing into the one sacred place on the interwebs for men, you wish to argue about the merits of women's rights, or moderator's rights, or I don't even know what you want other than to break up the party because you weren't invited. Even the household hell-bound atheist understands women have no rights, not even the right to breathe. We're born in sin (Psalm 51:5), and because of the nature of The Fall, we are special conduits for Satan (1 Timothy 2:14). The LORD knows this. All True Christians™ know this, for all True Christians™ read, believe, and follow the Holy Bible. The very next verse tells women in what they might find hope for Salvation, despite our disgusting contribution to mankind - bearing children (1 Timothy 2:15). People like you make it hard for women to understand and appreciate this one divine loophole. Kindly shut up before the LORD takes that away from us!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" - 01-16-2016, 11:56 PM

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...Even the household hell-bound atheist understands that the Bible says women have no rights...
FTFY. I do my best not to misrepresent your beliefs. Please, have the same courtesy? Thanks.



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Default Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" - 01-17-2016, 12:24 AM

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FTFY. I do my best not to misrepresent your beliefs. Please, have the same courtesy? Thanks.
Ahhh, I love it when Jesus-haters unintentionally admit that atheism is in fact a belief system, AKA a religion.




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Default Re: Titus Templeton: "Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!" - 01-17-2016, 01:18 AM

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Ahhh, I love it when Jesus-haters unintentionally admit that atheism is in fact a belief system, AKA a religion.
It's not a belief system. It's literally one belief: that god doesn't exist. Nothing else.
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It's not a belief system. It's literally one belief: that god doesn't exist. Nothing else.
Arguing with me will not end well. Besides, Jesus-haters have all SORTS of things they believe in:


1. That they will still get to Heaven even though they've spit in Jesus' beautiful face.


2. That we came from monkeys or eggs or worms or whatever it is this week.


3. That they can lead a moral life without the benefit of Scripture.


4. Communism.


5. Darwin is a god.


Etc., etc.


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1. That they will still get to Heaven even though they've spit in Jesus' beautiful face.
They don't believe in anything of that sort, since they don't believe there's a Heaven to get into, in the first place.

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2. That we came from monkeys or eggs or worms or whatever it is this week.
This isn't true, either. No one believes we came from monkeys (nor eggs or worms, for that matter). Apes and humans evolved from a common ancestor. Think of it as branching paths.

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3. That they can lead a moral life without the benefit of Scripture.
This one's true.

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4. Communism.
I mean, I imagine some of them are, but then others are hardcore capitalists, socialists, Keynesians, Marxists, Statists, and everything in between.

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5. Darwin is a god.
This is just blatantly false. They might recognize him as being crucial to the advancement of evolutionary theory, but no one thinks of him as a god.
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It's not a belief system. It's literally one belief: that god doesn't exist. Nothing else.
And you all worship monkeys and pray to your pope Richard Dawkings. We know all about you atheist scum.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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And you all worship monkeys and pray to your pope Richard Dawkings. We know all about you atheist scum.
You got a source for that? Or at least... something, because as it stands now, it's just conjecture. No atheists worships anything, be it monkeys or Dawkins.
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You got a source for that? Or at least... something, because as it stands now, it's just conjecture. No atheists worships anything, be it monkeys or Dawkins.
How dare you question a Senior Pastor...the Senior Pastor!



Oh, that's right: without the moral compass provided by Scripture you have absolutely nothing to base your moral decisions on.

My bad.



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Oh, that's right: without the moral compass provided by Scripture you have absolutely nothing to base your moral decisions on.
If you get your morals from some book, I'd be more than a little concerned. You should be a decent person for the sake of being a decent person. If all that's stopping you from being a terrible person, I'm scared of you.
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