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Default 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 06-25-2013, 11:18 PM

Greetings Brothers and sisters in Christ,

it has come to my attention that a new Satanic Company called “Riot” is using video games as a tool to recruit young, impressionable children into their world of sin and rebellion against Our One True Lord Jesus Christ.
League of Legends is full of witchcraft, magic, satanism, polytheism, and blasphemy. It could easily turn a good Christian child away from God.



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Many Champions in League of Legends are Gay and/or Homosexuals. Even the Community is full of homosexuals!




“Taric” is one of the gay-champions in League of Legends and one of the most played.



Another Champion called “graves”. What kind of unimaginable crimes will come out of impressionable teenagers playing this game?
Horrible gay players meet and date in this game and they abuse the internet to chat with each other like in this subreddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/lolgaymers

Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

2. -The game is chockful of blasphemous magic and witchcraft.

The player is able to perform a variety of spells such as planting explosive mushrooms , turning oneself invisible, forcing others' against their will to listen to the character, and conjuring up demons from Hell to fight for the player. In fact, magic and witchcraft are a major part of the game and it's difficult to play the game without resorting to these Satanic means.


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– League of Legends promotes feminism and gender equality.


The Bible is of course very clear on these things. Women should be silent and serve their husbands.1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... to be in silence." Genesis 3:16 "... he shall rule over thee."

Unfortunately Riot is ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to talk and even have jobs.



This woman with the very weird name “skojz” is one of the many feminists working for League of Legends.

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The game makes no mention of God or Jesus Christ

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It is a "Role-Playing Game" for the computer, very similar to the well-known Satanic Diablo 3.


As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."
1 Corinthians 10:31

Does playing a game which promotes Satan-worship sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that League of Legends gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

Thank you and God Bless!

PS - Enclosed is a screen shot of this Satanic game.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-02-2013, 03:50 PM

Thank you, Brother Templeton, for this very timely warning! Now that school is out and summer is upon us, countless children from shifty democratic neighborhoods will be taking up the habits of the lazy liberal - watching tv, playing video games, complaining about the job creators while finding any excuse not to get a job themselves. I pray your warning breaks through the wicked, crusty, sin-filled heart of at least one negligent parent this summer. Children are our most important resource, after all. It's a shame to see them sucked down into the pit of Hell through games like this.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-03-2013, 02:02 AM

Comic book characters will turn your children queer. Take a look at THIS!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-03-2013, 10:28 AM

Yet another Disney contraption supporting the homosexual recruitment movement. It's amazing any of the people making these horrible games are able to walk straight. I am certain once Sarah Palin becomes our president computer usage will be restricted to certified True Chritians™ only.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-03-2013, 08:12 PM

when I was young, I was told treat people equally and the way you would want to be treated. I want to ask does following god mean I must throw these Ideals away?
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when I was young, I was told treat people equally and the way you would want to be treated. I want to ask does following god mean I must throw these Ideals away?
Well, yes and no, dear. Yes, because these are not Biblical ideals, but communist ideals, and we all know what communism brings - debt, drought, and an uncontrollable urge to wear hideous babushka scarves. But no because this is essentially what True Christians™ do anyway. Think about it - if you were a toddler, waddling out into heavy traffic, wouldn't you want someone to stop you, grab your hand, lead you to safety, and show you how to avoid danger in the future? That's no different than what we are doing, dear.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-03-2013, 08:32 PM

So being an all round good person being kind accepting others differences,and working together to improve mankind as a race is bad unless it is in the name of God?
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So being an all round good person being kind accepting others differences,and working together to improve mankind as a race is bad unless it is in the name of God?
Think of it this way, friend: Life is like a game. You either win (Heaven), or loose (Hell). If you loose, it matters not how many points you will have accumulated along the way. You still lose.

Salvation is a bit like that. All the "good deeds" you can cram into one lifetime is of no value if you loose. Not only do you loose the opportunity to praise the Holy Name of Jesus for all eternity, your loss means suffering unfathomable pain for ever and ever and ever in Hell. You wont care about any good deeds while preoccupied with watching your flesh burn forever in the Lake of Fire.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-03-2013, 09:14 PM

So the most kind person not doing a single act wrong only be good ,helping others ect can be sent to hell just for not praising god? that does not sound really nice and what about the people who have not even heard of him do they get punished.
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So the most kind person not doing a single act wrong only be good ,helping others ect can be sent to hell just for not praising god? that does not sound really nice and what about the people who have not even heard of him do they get punished.
You're confused, dear. One who has not laid down the arms of rebellion against a Just and Jealous God is not kind and doing good. That person is steeped in sin (Ecclesiastes 7:20), and as such cannot coexist with a Perfect God (Revelation 21:27). The Blood of Christ washes away this sin, and only the Blood of Christ (Revelation 1:5). The only way for this to work is to believe it, believe in Him (John 3:18). So you might say, one is not being punished for not praising God, one merely chooses to embrace sin and its consequence - eternal Hell.



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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-03-2013, 10:49 PM

I find some of these things incorrect as i play league of legends
1. Taric and graves are NOT gay, although they seem like it.
2. Although witchcraft is included, you are missing the part of holy acts being created.
4. It does mention god, just not a lot. (ex: sorakas ultimate, she says "God hear me")
5. This isn't roleplaying, its a MOBA, diablo 3 is not even close to this game
I hope you figure out that your view is incorrect
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So the most kind person not doing a single act wrong only be good ,helping others ect can be sent to hell just for not praising god?
I do not understand what you mean by JUST nor praising God. Of course evil person who does not praise God will end up in hell. Just like Jesus teaches in maybe the most famous part of the scripture.


John 3:16-18

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 08:54 AM

hum..... may I ask a simple question? What would happen if one of your son ends up to be homosexual?
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 09:01 AM

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There you go.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 09:41 AM

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hum..... may I ask a simple question? What would happen if one of your son ends up to be homosexual?
No son of a True Christian™ who raised his son in the Biblical way would ever chose to be a dirty queer.

That's just common sense.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 09:55 AM

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Think of it this way, friend: Life is like a game. You either win (Heaven), or loose (Hell). If you loose, it matters not how many points you will have accumulated along the way. You still lose.

Salvation is a bit like that. All the "good deeds" you can cram into one lifetime is of no value if you loose. Not only do you loose the opportunity to praise the Holy Name of Jesus for all eternity, your loss means suffering unfathomable pain for ever and ever and ever in Hell. You wont care about any good deeds while preoccupied with watching your flesh burn forever in the Lake of Fire.

I hope that helps.

“They say that life's a game, & then they take the board away.”
Lake of Fire sounds like a video game map or something,from Star Wars Battlefront ll I believe?
Either way,until you can go and prove to me God exists,or that Heaven or Hell exists,and no,I do not want your dirty fake Bible as proof,that would be most appreciative.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 11:43 AM

LOL this forum is ***expletive*** wonderful.

God bless.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 12:26 PM

You are totally right. I immediatly deleted my League of Legends account and turned back to Him. I'm now going to read the Bible and hack off my penis. Thanks.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 12:38 PM

Leauge of legends is created by the Zionists and gayhugging democrats. A punch in the face on every god fearing christian man,woman and child!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 07-04-2013, 04:12 PM

okay you think a game is satanic... But Please dont try to ban this game becouse its fun! You dont like it dont play. Simple As that. You know the similarity between a insane person and a fundementalist christian? I dont hate you or the insane persons. I just dont wanna be close to you. If you would start talking to me i would say okay...okay and slowly back of.
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