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The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-16-2017, 05:10 PM
This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:
One day a black man visited a white village. He joined the women at the lake while they all were busy washing their laundry. He sits next to an old woman and asks her:" Old woman, why do you seperate your black and your white clothes? Is it the hate in your heart that doesn't allow black and white to be together?"
The old woman answered:" If I wash the black and the white clothes together then the white clothes won't be white anymore but the black clothes will still be black. But a white shirt is a white shirt and not a black shirt. And if a black shirt would become white from a white shirt I wouldn't wash them together either because a black shirt is a black shirt."
The black man immediatly took a deep breath at the wise words.
That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry. Then he left white village and never came back. The End.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-16-2017, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:
One day a black man visited a white village. He joined the women at the lake while they all were busy washing their laundry. He sits next to an old woman and asks her:" Old woman, why do you seperate your black and your white clothes? Is it the hate in your heart that doesn't allow black and white to be together?"
The old woman answered:" If I wash the black and the white clothes together then the white clothes won't be white anymore but the black clothes will still be black. But a white shirt is a white shirt and not a black shirt. And if a black shirt would become white from a white shirt I wouldn't wash them together either because a black shirt is a black shirt."
The black man immediatly took a deep breath at the wise words.
That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry. Then he left white village and never came back. The End.
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There's another ending to that parable and that is the old lady had not forgotten that black is slimming and always asked for the man back often to help maintain her dainty figure.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-17-2017, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:
One day a black man visited a white village.
The black man immediatly took a deep breath at the wise words.
That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry. Then he left white village and never came back. The End.
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Beautiful contribution, Brother Titus.
Your story is another way of explaining why God hates interracial marriage. He created the continents. Then He put the races that tolerate heat on the hot continents, the races that survive on rice on another or so on. He put white people on the continents that would prosper because we are his chosen race.
God is not pleased with interracial marriage because it weakens the white man's place in the big picture.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-17-2017, 06:41 PM
Beautiful story. I especially liked the next to last sentence.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-18-2017, 08:12 AM
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Then he left white village and never came back.
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An alternate ending: Then he left white village, after stealing a pie from a window and being beaten half-to-death by a group of pure bred white Americans who were armed thanks to their 2nd Amendment rights and who stand up during the national anthem, and never came back.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-18-2017, 08:17 AM
I don't know why you get down on interracial minglings. Often I can easily say I enjoy black guys more than white guys. We Paddy girls know how to please!
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-18-2017, 09:31 AM
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I don't know why you get down on interracial minglings. Often I can easily say I enjoy black guys more than white guys. We Paddy girls know how to please! 
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Frolicking in the trough with the cursed sons of Ham may give you a momentary thrill but you are on a one way ticket to Hell. You'll be in good company, millions of micks down there, slobbering priests and all.
There is a small chance you can be redeemed and spend your eternal life in Heaven. It is such a small chance that I hesitate to mention it. You should hope that you are noticed by a pure single True Christian™ male who can instruct you about Biblical ways and doesn't feel too much disgust about your flabby VG when, after marriage, you attempt to create some more Soldiers for Christ.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-18-2017, 08:47 PM
While I fully understand the point of the parable, I'd of never let the nigra near any white woman. Everyone knows that they will sodomize the females and steal. The nigra beast cannot help it, it is how they are made. 
The question that comes to mind is who let the nigra out?
Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
Genesis 34:1 And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to see the daughters of the land.
Genesis 34:2 And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled her.
Numbers 25:6 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Numbers 25:7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
Numbers 25:8 And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.
Deuteronomy 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Judges 3:5 And the children of Israel dwelt among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
Judges 3:6 And they took their daughters to be their wives, and gave their daughters to their sons, and served their gods.
Judges 3:7 And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD, and forgat the LORD their God, and served Baalim and the groves.
1st Kings 11:1 But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
1st Kings 11:2 Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.
I'd go on but everyone here already knows their Bible.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-18-2017, 10:02 PM
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There is a small chance you can be redeemed and spend your eternal life in Heaven. It is such a small chance that I hesitate to mention it. You should hope that you are noticed by a pure single True Christian™ male who can instruct you about Biblical ways and doesn't feel too much disgust about your flabby VG when, after marriage, you attempt to create some more Soldiers for Christ.
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Would you be that True Christian™, Phil?
I'll admit the suggestion does flatter me, though my VG as you say has not been in child production mode for the past good 25 years. You are invited to test it, to be sure.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 01:02 AM
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That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry.
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That, in itself, is an amazing miracle. A black man doing something useful.
If Obama had done something useful even just once during his presidency, poor Donald Trump would't have to suffer so much cleaning up Obama's mess.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 06:43 AM
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though my VG as you say has not been in child production mode for the past good 25 years
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Well in that case it's of no use to man nor beast.
I think I'll give the offer of a test drive a definite pass.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 08:06 AM
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Well in that case it's of no use to man nor beast.
I think I'll give the offer of a test drive a definite pass.
Phil
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It may be used, but it also might need the right man to heat it right up again. Please don't be hasty. Tell me Phil, do you get a sizeable social security insurance?
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 10:15 AM
I actually wonder if a black man has wet hands and he touches something white will the white sheet have black stains?
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 03:18 PM
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I actually wonder if a black man has wet hands and he touches something white will the white sheet have black stains?
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Yes, here is proof.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 05:23 PM
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Yes, here is proof.

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Bullpiffle. I think actual proof is needed to prove that there's nothing wrong with interracial intimate contact. Here's a actual photo of me and my beau, J-Tyrone and our pit-terrier, Pickles.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 07:47 PM
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Bullpiffle. I think actual proof is needed to prove that there's nothing wrong with interracial intimate contact. Here's a actual photo of me and my beau, J-Tyrone and our pit-terrier, Pickles.

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That plant on the right, is that a huge Alocasia? Just want to know
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 08:51 PM
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That plant on the right, is that a huge Alocasia? Just want to know
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I later found out it was a cop.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 10:05 PM
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Bullpiffle. I think actual proof is needed to prove that there's nothing wrong with interracial intimate contact. Here's a actual photo of me and my beau, J-Tyrone and our pit-terrier, Pickles.

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Hello Miss Gale. You seem to have some serious problem in your neck, it looks swollen like a cancer or maybe dislocated cervical vertebrae? If I were cynical I'd think this is a very bad Photoshop job.
Anyway. While I don't argue against your underlying thesis, I must point out that your argumentation is flawed. The mere existence of couples from different ethnic backgrounds* does not prove whether such unions are good or bad. So basically, your argument is not an argument at all.
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* I assume this is what you mean by "interracial couples." Technically, however, every single specimen of the human species is interracial. Based on the population migrations in the recorded history, the man in this picture has to have some European and Semitic/Arab ancestry, and the female head is probably a mixture of European, Semitic, and American Indian ancestry.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 10:12 PM
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Hello Miss Gale. You seem to have some serious problem in your neck, it looks swollen like a cancer or maybe dislocated cervical vertebrae? If I were cynical I'd think this is a very bad Photoshop job.
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I assure you Delores, this happy photo is very real. To explain my abnormal neck, either I slept on it funny one night, or Mr. Hoaring, my ex, dislocated it leaving it indefinitely swollen.
No, I'm not making any argument and it doesn't get anywhere. I'm merely making a beautiful statement demonstrated by a simple photo depicting successful, interracial love.
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Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. -
10-19-2017, 10:23 PM
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I assure you Delores, this happy photo is very real. To explain my abnormal neck, either I slept on it funny one night, or Mr. Hoaring, my ex, dislocated it leaving it indefinitely swollen.
No, I'm not making any argument and it doesn't get anywhere.
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Thank you, Miss Gale, for providing argumentation that my original Photoshop hypothesis was correct. You're just like Rex Tillerson, who by declining to confirm or deny that he called American President a m oron, basically proved that he did indeed called Mr. Trump a m oron.
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I'm merely making a beautiful statement demonstrated by a simple photo depicting successful, interracial love.
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1. A photo, even assuming that it is not Photoshopped, is not proof of anything - not even of the existence of a relationship. I have photos hugging people whom I deeply despise, yet you couldn't tell that from the smiles recorded by the camera.
2. Like I already said, the existence of a relationship between people of different ethnic backgrounds has nothing to do with whether such unions are good or bad. An example: there are many well-documented cases of the existence of successful serial killers. Can that be used as an argument that serial killers are good? Nope.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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