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  • Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

    Just want to warn our white baptist women to be extra cautious about interbreeding!

    Our Holy Bible has lots to say about this man!
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    Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yur Date With Caution!

    Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
    Just want to warn our white baptist women to be extra cautious about interbreeding!

    Our Holy Bible has lots to say about this man!
    I can't imagine that there is a single drop of Caucasian blood in that creature. I think it is 100% Negroid and a punishment from God.

    I would hope that all wholesome Baptist women have been beaten educated by their fathers so that they completely understand that they enter into breeding with Negros at their peril!

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    • #3
      Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

      The only saving grace is that the goat appears to have been female. (He probably ate it afterwards.)
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      • #4
        Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

        I understand it was served at a child's birthday party shortly afterwards.


        We can only hope and pray that it was washed throughly before being tossed into the pot.
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        • #5
          Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

          Well there does seem to be something between these furryners and goats.

          I remember there was a jappanish fella here that was also into goats.

          We had pictures of him and his goat girlfriend.
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          • #6
            Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

            Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
            Well there does seem to be something between these furryners and goats.

            I remember there was a jappanish fella here that was also into goats.

            We had pictures of him and his goat girlfriend.
            Hitoshi had a girlfriend?
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            • #7
              Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Hitoshi had a girlfriend?
              Piffle! We are all astounded that 'the BF' has one.
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              • #8
                Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Piffle! We are all astounded that 'the BF' has one.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Internet Dating: Choose Yr Date With Caution!

                  na it wasn't that gibbering slant-eye Hitoshi...

                  it was some wanna-be ninja guy.... he was way into goats and sheep..
                  I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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