[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

I am fully aware of your perverted code, wench!!! Set fire to your house is code for "put on a strap on a sodomize you while pretending to be riding a donkey". Does your depravity and lust for me have no bounds?!?!? Lord, save me!!!



Her "Rottweilers" are clearly her chestal globules!!! Now you're sexually harassing the good Rev?!?!?! Does your libido know no limits?!?!?

Thank you for pointing this out to me Brother Remy. I've never learned heathen code, and took what she'd said as plain English. I feel so violated. Once that new anti-hate crime legislation is in place, I'll clearly have a case against her. I may not get over this travesty for days, perhaps weeks.

I will spend hours in my prayer closet tonight handling the psychological torment she's inflicted upon me.

[maverickxeo]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

I do NOT know what you're talking about-- my son is a manly man! Just because he works in San Francisco does not mean he's not a real man. Just because he's never had a relationship with a woman for more than three weeks since high school doesn't mean anything. Just because he has lived with a man with a lisp named Mitch since 1996 is irrelevant. The fact that everytime I call him a man answers the phone and there is throbbing disco music blaring so loud that I can barely hear him is not proof of ANYTHING!

Ladies-- there is an eligible Christian bachelor, who is a very good provider living with 5 motorcycle men in San Francisco.... any Christian ladies out there interested?

Aren't you one of the people who accuse people of being gay because of where they live, how they act, and look?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

I am fully aware of your perverted code, wench!!! Set fire to your house is code for "put on a strap on a sodomize you while pretending to be riding a donkey". Does your depravity and lust for me have no bounds?!?!? Lord, save me!!!

That was no code...it was meant as it was literally said and now the leprechauns are telling me that you do some very odd things with yo-yos.....and in front of the children!!! How could you do that, think of the poor children!!

Her "Rottweilers" are clearly her chestal globules!!! Now you're sexually harassing the good Rev?!?!?! Does your libido know no limits?!?!?

Well, poor Daisy and Raptor won't be at all happy about being called boobs. Beautiful attack dogs they are.

Thank you for pointing this out to me Brother Remy. I've never learned heathen code, and took what she'd said as plain English. I feel so violated. Once that new anti-hate crime legislation is in place, I'll clearly have a case against her. I may not get over this travesty for days, perhaps weeks.

I will spend hours in my prayer closet tonight handling the psychological torment she's inflicted upon me.

Well the leprechauns say that when you get in that closet, you also do strange things with yo-yos.

[WickedWitch]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

You know... If you string enough yo-yos together... You get These, and These. But what would Christian men be doing with anal beads???

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

You know... If you string enough yo-yos together... You get These, and These. But what would Christian men be doing with anal beads???

Not nearly as shocking as the revelation that you even know what those things are. Shame on you Alie.

[WickedWitch]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

*Blushes and looks at her feet*

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

Don't blush, Alie! You aren't the one with a yo-yo fetish here!!
And Bobby Joe....let's not even get STARTED on YOU........

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

any Christian ladies out there interested?

Well, sir, if things don't work out with Brother JIL and me, or one of the five other Godly gentlemen who live in Freehold and have expressed interest and are pastor-approved, then I just might be interested. He can be my seventh choice, if that's okay.

[parrotlover49]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

what is the matter with you people? You call yourself christians? I do not think so. A woman makes a innocent post and your like animals. first of all you do not know that her son gay.
There are a lot of straight people in sf.just because he not dating girls does not make him gay. Im divorced and i beleive in the bible. I like men however i beleive in what the bible says and I choose not to date.
I found this board thinking it was a christian board. aparently not.
I was shocked when i read posts in answer the post.
One person actually offers to commit a crime by kidnapping and the rest of so called christians place yourself on gods level and make judgements.
noone has a right to judge anyone. your not god and only he has the right to judge.
be careful how you judge because god will judge you in the same way.
and your wrong. god hates the acts of homosexuality but loves the gay people. he wants them to accept jesus and not to commit homosexuality
you cant pray gayness out of people,. did you or i one day said okay i think i will be straight.? No it just happened the same way.
your sexuality is determined before your born. no gay person just choose to be gay
however although they cant help being gay they can choose not to act on it. there is a difference
how can you people expect to lead anyone to jesus and god with such hate?
Are any of you preachers?
To the person who made the offer of commiting a moral and illegal crime of kidnapping shame on you. I want you to know that i did call the fbi after reading your post of offering to kidnape a peron and i emailed them your post.
instead of making threats and hateful posts you should of been down on your knees and praying for this man soul ( and your own)instead of making threats
I really thought i found a christian board but i see this is not the case. If any of you are preachers which i doubt then you should get down on your knees and ask for forgiveness.
You put a bad name for all christians. think about this and think hard
do you really want a unsaved person coming to this board and seeing all this hatred? Do you think that the unsaved seeing all this hatred would turn to the lord?
as christians we must set a example for non christians so that they can see how wonderful it is to be one of gods children, that will lead them to the lord not this hatred your spurting all over the board
linda

[Talitha]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

Edited to Save Godly Bandwidth
linda

Linda, at this point I would normally welcome a newcomer to our True Christian™ Forum.
However, you seem to be here just to attack us and our Religion.
We are accustomed to persecution from outsiders and normally I would have to serve an Infraction on your account for such an attack.
Tell me, are you normally this aggressive when you enter someone else's house? Especially a house of God?

Shame on you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

what is the matter with you people? You call yourself christians? I do not think so

No friend, we call ourselves good and TRUE Christians.

A woman makes a innocent post and your like animals.

Rachael? That women eats babies and dances naked in other people’s skins.

first of all you do not know that her son gay.
There are a lot of straight people in sf.just because he not dating girls does not make him gay. Im divorced and i beleive in the bible. I like men however i beleive in what the bible says and I choose not to date.

I assume you are a man? This it is good that Jesus helps to abhor your unnatural depravity.

I found this board thinking it was a christian board. aparently not.
I was shocked when i read posts in answer the post.
One person actually offers to commit a crime by kidnapping

It’s called Soul Saving friend. I assure you all the people we have staged a spiritual intervention on have agreed it was the right thing afterwards.

and the rest of so called christians place yourself on gods level and make judgements.
noone has a right to judge anyone. your not god and only he has the right to judge.
be careful how you judge because god will judge you in the same way.
and your wrong. god hates the acts of homosexuality but loves the gay people. he wants them to accept jesus and not to commit homosexuality

I think you are misinterpreting what God has to say about this; God says the act of homosexuality is a capital crime. He says nothing about desiring another man.

you cant pray gayness out of people,. did you or i one day said okay i think i will be straight.? No it just happened the same way.
your sexuality is determined before your born. no gay person just choose to be gay
however although they cant help being gay they can choose not to act on it. there is a difference

Friend, the way I read the Bible everyone one who is without Christ is a homer. Only the Grace of God removes the gay germ from people.

how can you people expect to lead anyone to jesus and god with such hate?
Are any of you preachers?
To the person who made the offer of commiting a moral and illegal crime of kidnapping shame on you. I want you to know that i did call the fbi after reading your post of offering to kidnape a peron and i emailed them your post.

I think you are getting out of hand here friend. I assure you as a Good and TRUE Christians we obey the law, as Romans directs us too. No one goes into our Homer Salvage program BASH illegally.

instead of making threats and hateful posts you should of been down on your knees and praying for this man soul ( and your own)instead of making threats

This poor hell bound homer is on our daily prayer list friend. We are way ahead of you.

I really thought i found a christian board but i see this is not the case. If any of you are preachers which i doubt then you should get down on your knees and ask for forgiveness.
You put a bad name for all christians. think about this and think hard
do you really want a unsaved person coming to this board and seeing all this hatred? Do you think that the unsaved seeing all this hatred would turn to the lord?
as christians we must set a example for non christians so that they can see how wonderful it is to be one of gods children, that will lead them to the lord not this hatred your spurting all over the board
linda

Friend, we make no apologies for what we teach here. This is what it says in The Bible. If you have a problem with God’s Word then you friend have a problem with God. Not us, Jesus beloved elect.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

what is the matter with you people? You call yourself christians? I do not think so. A woman makes a innocent post and your like animals. first of all you do not know that her son gay.
There are a lot of straight people in sf.just because he not dating girls does not make him gay.

Ummm......you do know that the person who started this thread, H Montague Worthington, is a MAN, right?

(And I'm not xtian...these guys are, but not me. I just stick around to annoy them. )

[parrotlover49]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

I did not attack but told the truth. If you saw it as a attack it only because what i said was true. and that why your angry. I seen nothing but hate on this board
this is not christian. you see instead of attacking the woman and her son because you think he may be gray I pray that if her son is gay he will see the error of his way and come to jesus.
no the shame is on you and i will say prayers for you tionight that you see the error of your way
you win souls for jesus with love not hate
i mean someone posts about a couple who abused children and put them in a cage and posters side with the parents??? saying it what god wants i dont think so.
with a world filled with such evil i thought i found a christian group whare they shared the love of god with each other. I have not seen this here
linda

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

Parrotlady, the person whose son this is, who posted this thread, is a MAN. H Montague Worthington is a MAN, it was HE who started this thread, not a woman.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman

I did not attack but told the truth. If you saw it as a attack it only because what i said was true. and that why your angry. I seen nothing but hate on this board
this is not christian. you see instead of attacking the woman and her son because you think he may be gray I pray that if her son is gay he will see the error of his way and come to jesus.
no the shame is on you and i will say prayers for you tionight that you see the error of your way
you win souls for jesus with love not hate
i mean someone posts about a couple who abused children and put them in a cage and posters side with the parents??? saying it what god wants i dont think so.
with a world filled with such evil i thought i found a christian group whare they shared the love of god with each other. I have not seen this here
linda

Son, do you speak American? God prefers that we use it. Study up.

No where in the Holy Bible does God condemn those who are "gray".

Homers ARE condemned to death. So are those who support or defend homers...If you don't like that, then feel free to yell and argue with God. See where it gets you.