[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Surely there is nothing wrong with letting Johnny and Angels go on a few chaperoned dates, is there? Even though Angels came here a godless Englishwoman, she has recently accepted Christ as her Savior (thanks to my prayer I gave her, of course) and could provide to Johnny a suitable wife. Johnny is a very simple-minded man, not asking much from a woman...just being Christian, knowing how to prepare catfish, and repair outboard motors. Surely with enough teaching and patience, Angels can learn the fine art of catfish cuisine and the technical expertise of fixing all sorts of outboard motors. Then them two would be good to go!

Oh, and I'm not trying to jinx anything, but if they do get married....I am in charge of throwing the bachelor party! The bachelor party we're having for Officer Don right now is insanely wild wholesome and mildly amusing. In fact, I'm on the laptop right now but I gotta go because a uh, certain unsaved woman from Hungary is begging me to take her into the RV and tell her about how the Holy Spirit made the apostles speak in tongues...

Will be back later. Keep at it you two! You make a lovely couple! OKAY OKAY VERONICA, I'm coming...make sure you get that KY Jelly KJV 1611 ready for me.

[angels]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Johnnyboy is one of the most intelligent men I have ever talked with. He has helped turn me from an argumentative girl, into a girl who listens and tries to understand. I never ever thought I'd listen to anybody. But I have. I know that my friendship with Johnny will last. He is someone who's company I enjoy . And I respect him so very much.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Johnnyboy is one of the most intelligent men I have ever talked with. He has helped turn me from an argumentative girl, into a girl who listens and tries to understand. I never ever thought I'd listen to anybody. But I have. I know that my friendship with Johnny will last. He is someone who's company I enjoy . And I respect him so very much.

Miss Angels,

Your typing skills improve with each post!! Keep up the good work. I'm really blessed to have a good friend such as yourself. Although a lot of people may missinterpret my intent, I assure you my intentions are pure. As a Christian man, I simply want to let our friendship grow because its truely a wonderful thing. In fact, my new goal in life is to have you visit North Carolina and have you land a big one fishing with me! Hopefully, the size and stamina of the fish I put you on will make you want to stay in my great state for a long time!!

Your Dear Friend,

Johnny

[Skirnismaal]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Get out of my thread, troll! This is about important stuff like biscuits and gravy, and outboard motors. Miss Angels is a nice Christian lady that types well and knows how to make apple pie. She's not interested in heathen troll faces!!!

[angels]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

My Dear friend Johnny.


I would be delighted to come to America and visit with you. And I'm very proud to be able to call you my friend.
It would be an honor to make you buscuits and gravy, followed by the sweetest apple pie.
And to go fishing with you would be so exciting. It all sounds wonderful Dearest friend.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Miss Angels,

You are with out a doubt the best friend a Christain man can have! Being your friend means so much to me. Please keep up Gods work and continue to make apple pie. Johnny does love some apple pie!!!! Also, lets keep those biscuits and gravy skills sharp!

Your Dear Friend,
Johnny

[angels]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Miss Angels,

You are with out a doubt the best friend a Christain man can have! Being your friend means so much to me. Please keep up Gods work and continue to make apple pie. Johnny does love some apple pie!!!! Also, lets keep those biscuits and gravy skills sharp!

Your Dear Friend,
Johnny

Johnny, I will keep up my cooking skills. I have thought about entering a pie making contest, but i don't want to be seen as showing off. This afternoon, i'm making a cherry pie, and am baking some fresh bread.I find baking so relaxing, and the smells that waft in from the kitchen are so nice too.
One day my dearest Friend, I shall hopefully cook for you. Then you can judge my cooking.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Dearest Angels.

I must bid you a farewell this evening. It seems you are waking early in England while I'm staying up late in America. I do appologize, but I've had too many fireworks tonight! Johnny gotta go to bed. I'm sure I'll have pleasant dreams about your fabulous pies. Until I'm lucky enough to talk to you again...

Your Friend,

Johnny

[angels]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Dearest Angels.

I must bid you a farewell this evening. It seems you are waking early in England while I'm staying up late in America. I do appologize, but I've had too many fireworks tonight! Johnny gotta go to bed. I'm sure I'll have pleasant dreams about your fabulous pies. Until I'm lucky enough to talk to you again...

Your Friend,

Johnny

Good Night dear Johnny.

Just as my day is starting, yours is ending. Sleep soundly and well. God Bless.

[angels]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

This afternoon, I have baked a tasty looking apple pie.This has to be one of the best I've ever baked. It looks beautiful. I'm going to have a try at home made custard now. All with fresh ingredients.
Johnny, one day you really have to taste my cooking. I try so very hard to do well.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

This afternoon, I have baked a tasty looking apple pie.This has to be one of the best I've ever baked. It looks beautiful. I'm going to have a try at home made custard now. All with fresh ingredients.
Johnny, one day you really have to taste my cooking. I try so very hard to do well.

Miss Angels,

I would absolutely love to try your cooking one day. Custard is one of my favorites! Hopefully, God will allow us to meet( under strict Christian supervision) one day.

Johnny

[angels]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Miss Angels,

I would absolutely love to try your cooking one day. Custard is one of my favorites! Hopefully, God will allow us to meet( under strict Christian supervision) one day.

Johnny

I would be honoured to cook for you Johnny. If God allows it.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

I would be honoured to cook for you Johnny. If God allows it.

Miss Angels,

Believe me when I say, I've been praying nightly to God. Hopefully, He will see fit for that to happen. Also, we need to get started on your outboard boat motor repair training ASAP. My motor makes a strange noise every time I run over a sand bar or oyster bed. Strangest thing. I'm not sure whats causing it....

Johnny

[angels]

Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

Johnny,

I will have to learn about outboard motors. I pray to God too. I hope with all my heart he helps .