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  • #16
    Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?



    Originally posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins View Post
    Wow, Ms. X. You are a stunning lady! You remind me of my third wife.

    Are you sure you aren't just looking for the right Christian man to work on your plumbing?
    Leroy Jenkins, are you some sort of a transsexual?

    Your avatar appears to be female.

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    • #17
      Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post



      Leroy Jenkins, are you some sort of a transsexual?

      Your avatar appears to be female.

      She mocking Security Officer Leroy Jenkins?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #18
        Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

        I am confused. Is this thread about racists?
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        • #19
          Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

          Originally posted by Petal View Post
          nows you needs to quit baggin our liddle chinky smilies! this be special melting pot lessons just for you, to heals you of your anti-asians sentimints

          here be a half-breeds wiv the yella skin + round eyes --->

          but this one be pure ning-tong you can tell cuz of the teeths --->

          i not wants you to feel that just cuz you a racialists an a lezbo that we not cares about you, so i founds you a brown smilie, he be out joggings wiv some folk who dresseds up like ice creams it so cute





          i hope we be platonick freinds nows so you can be learned about the lurve of the lord

          Sister Petel your back Yay!Pasise Our Great Lord Jesus for that i have missed you hun its great to have you back But how have you been? i really hope Wonderful But I still hope one day that Evil Nigro Lesbain will see the errors in her Dirty sick life style and Accept Jesus I can keep hoping but she should be Banned

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          • #20
            Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post



            Leroy Jenkins, are you some sort of a transsexual?

            Your avatar appears to be female.

            No. It was a long shot at meeting the harlot to save her.

            It appears she was not fooled.
            Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

            All Shook Up For The Lord.

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            • #21
              Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              I'm not myopic to think that every woman on here is under the thumb of some patriarchal sexist man, and that deep down Christian women here feel like they want to escape their self-imposed prison of heterosexuality and engaging in relations only for the sole purpose of bearing children. For what lesbian feminist psychologist Dr. Andrea Schwartz-Finklestein tells us, all women are insatiable sexual creatures that can only quench their burning desires with other women. This is an inherent trait in all women and no matter how much they repress their natural tendencies, they yearn to fulfill their fantasies.

              I currently share an open, swinging marriage with my wife My'Shelle. We've had our share of hundreds of women entering into our marital bed over the years, for both of our erotic pleasures. But, lately, we've been craving something different. We've overindulged ourselves with vociferous feminists who don't shave, but now we want something completely novel and exciting. Which is why My'Shelle and I have offered our bodies to any True Christian™ women on here who are curious.

              We live in Berkeley, CA so we will have to work out arrangements for you to come here or for us to visit you. We guarantee we will show you things you never knew existed. You will experience a sexual awakening, hopefully causing a domino effect which will lead you into questioning your pastors and Bible and embracing a New Philosophy of Lesbosocialatheism.

              We are both African-American females. Normally we don't pollute our bodies by touching inferior white people, but both of us are curious ourselves and would like to try some "white meat" this time. I am 5'10, My'Shelle is 5'3. Our weight is unimportant, but suffice to say that what society's expectations for the "correct weight" is nothing more than a sexist, patriarchal method of controlling women. We are liberated. I am 59 years old, My'Shelle is 46. We have years of experience we promise you an adventure of a lifetime.

              Naturally, I would assume many of you fear ostracization for publicly responding in favor to our proposal on here, so feel free to PM me if you are interested. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
              As despicable and horrifying as it might be, I should video tape this "walk on the wild side" so that we may chronicle this abomination and see that it never happens again.
              38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
              39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
              40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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              • #22
                Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                I am 5'10, My'Shelle is 5'3. Our weight is unimportant
                That's womanly code for "We're both the size of houses". State your enormous weight, fattie!

                but suffice to say that what society's expectations for the "correct weight" is nothing more than a sexist, patriarchal method of controlling women. We are liberated.
                Read "We will crush whitey under our obese, dimply backsides".

                I am 59 years old, My'Shelle is 46. We have years of experience
                "Middle-age has only increased our sadistic tendencies".

                we promise you an adventure of a lifetime.
                "We will end your lifetime via suffocation".


                Their evil is as boundless as their buttocks. Let us pray for their swift demise.
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                • #23
                  Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                  this is absolutely disgusting and vile, may the lord cleanse thee in the fires of damnation for your wicked sins of homosexuality, because that is what bisexualism is, the lord only accepts straight persons into the kingdom of heaven
                  And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous. ~Exodus 23:8
                  But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee: Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. ~Job 12:7-8

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                  • #24
                    Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                    Hey ticonderoga or what ever you're name is if i was you're husband id show you whats what for posting that filthy post.

                    afirmetive action smiley should be white

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                    • #25
                      Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                      This offends me.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                        Originally posted by cakeGirl View Post
                        This offends me.
                        Okay, who are you?

                        Why are you posting random things in random threads? Are you a bot?

                        I believe someone already asked you to report to the The introduction forum.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #27
                          Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                          So it's just me that's a little bit tempted then. But only if you are both not fat, weight may not be an issue with you but it is with me.
                          I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.
                          Unfortunately I am in the UK, what do you suggest?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                            Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
                            I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.


                            Ah, Mrs. Green. We widows do have a difficult time of it, don't we.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                              Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post


                              Ah, Mrs. Green. We widows do have a difficult time of it, don't we.

                              WE?
                              I can assure you Missy Abbey, as a Widow of good standing, I avoid all thoughts of Carnal desire by giving myself a few sharp lashes with my riding crop followed by an Ice-cold bath followed by an hour in my Prayer Closet.
                              Sometimes a good Pastor comes to my aid and makes sure my passions do not return that day.
                              Praise Jesus that I am able to afford the Triple-Platinum service from my Pastors.

                              Widow Green, you should be ashamed for having such thoughts.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • #30
                                Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side?

                                She hasn't post back so she either:

                                -Gave up
                                -died
                                -finally arrested by police

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