Christian Men, hard to come by

[InHisLove]

Granted, I'm only 21, however, I've been reading through some of the posts, and most of the single women (not all) aren't so sure in what they are looking for in a Christian man. I know I have no right be picky on the man that I marry, or do I?

Age, doesn't really matter, unless they are over, say, 45. Looks are unimportant. A true Christian heart, a soft smile, and tough hands is what really matters right? Well thats exactly what I'm looking for. I don't mind men who are not home all the time, it just gives me more time to clean the house just a little better, or more time to make an amazing meal for him. Such as, a nice T-bone with mashed potatoes followed by a good apple or blueberry pie.

Granted, as I've said before, I have a temper that can get carried way. It's mostly females around my age that provoke it.

I'm willing to learn, serve and follow a husband's rule who follows God's rule.

[Nobar King]

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I'm praying for you that you can find a good hard Christian man to love and care for.

[James Hutchins]

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Well, I am an old married fellow but I can see you are making quite a few mistakes if you want to be a True Christian™ woman and be married. I can tell from what you are saying why you are still a spinster.
1) You do not pick the man, he picks you.
2) To have the right man find you, go to Church.
3) Get involved in the Church bake sales, offer free samples of your pie to the boys
4) Always have a picnic basket full of Bacon, gravy and biscuits, enough for at least six.
5) Always be chaperoned, not only is it good for the boys reputations but it shows you are not a harlot.
6) You are a woman, behave like one. Be a person a man would want. If you act like a man, all you'll attract will be Homers and even they will dump you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Mmmmm...blueberry pie is my favorite.

Lady, you need to get Saved(r) first. Get God in your life, then sit back and let Him take care of the details.

And keep practicing your pie skills. Men like a good pie.

[InHisLove]

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Well, I am an old married fellow but I can see you are making quite a few mistakes if you want to be a True Christian™ woman and be married. I can tell from what you are saying why you are still a spinster.
1) You do not pick the man, he picks you.
2) To have the right man find you, go to Church.
3) Get involved in the Church bake sales, offer free samples of your pie to the boys
4) Always have a picnic basket full of Bacon, gravy and biscuits, enough for at least six.
5) Always be chaperoned, not only is it good for the boys reputations but it shows you are not a harlot.
6) You are a woman, behave like one. Be a person a man would want. If you act like a man, all you'll attract will be Homers and even they will dump you.

Thank you, I do understand that it is the man who picks the woman. Given my past I have horrible taste when I pick a man (well, they may have been over 18, but acted like boys)

Most of the men in my church are either married, engaged, or not quite legal yet.

Baking is by far my strong point in the kitchen, I love to bake. So that is quite an easy thing for me to do, and would be quite fun.

As for carrying a picnic basket full of the greatest southern foods in the world, why, may I ask, is that a good idea?

My mom and I are rather close so where ever I go, she goes. Unless of couse I go to work.

Homosexual men, bluntly, terrify me. I try my best to act as feminate as possible, but I'm not as strong in fighting temptation of the world as I'd like to be.

[InHisLove]

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Pastor, that is something we both have in common. My grandma used to save that kind of pie espcially for Sunday lunch at her house when I was little. She was the one who taught me how to make it.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Could you post your picture? I have a 23 year old grandson who is just fresh out of Bible College and is looking for a missus.

Also, young miss, have you heard about our wonderful Ladies of the Lord Bible Study program?

[InHisLove]

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I have heard of the program, I posted in the tread just earlier today, Reverend, I think it's a wonderful program.

I'm still slight uncomfortable with putting my picture up, I hope you understand. I just don't really know any one off of the Forum, and it's a little nerve wrecking. If you had another place I could send a picture I would.

[Bob4God]

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Thank you, I do understand that it is the man who picks the woman. Given my past I have horrible taste when I pick a man (well, they may have been over 18, but acted like boys)

Well you don't need to worry about that. You just let the man pick you, and then see if your father approves.

Most of the men in my church are either married, engaged, or not quite legal yet.

Well, you ought to count your blessings missy, because in my hometown church back in Kansas, most of the men and young ladies were already married, and they were already related before they got hitched.

Homosexual men, bluntly, terrify me. I try my best to act as feminate as possible, but I'm not as strong in fighting temptation of the world as I'd like to be.

Well you ought to be terrified of them. I can't think of anything more frightening than somebody who prances around lisping that everything is "fabulous."

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Allow me to introduce myself dear, I'm Captain Aaron Portway. I'm the head pilot at Landover AirJesus, the private fleet of planes the Pastors use to spread their message around this unsaved world of ours.

I'm quite single and I'm very much in the market for a wife. I'd be more than honored to if you would let me court you.

Aaron

[Levi Jones]

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I have heard of the program, I posted in the tread just earlier today, Reverend, I think it's a wonderful program.

I'm still slight uncomfortable with putting my picture up, I hope you understand. I just don't really know any one off of the Forum, and it's a little nerve wrecking. If you had another place I could send a picture I would.

Send it to Rev. Jim by email.

Despite much begging, the Reverend wouldn't even discuss the contents of the last pictures a lady shared with him. I can assure you he will be discrete and everything you send him will be held in the strictest confidence.

I drove the limo in his Ladies For the Lord Ministry for a short time.

He's just a great Reverend like that. Pastor Zeke is a very very safe person to send things like that to, as well.

[James Hutchins]

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Thank you, I do understand that it is the man who picks the woman. Given my past I have horrible taste when I pick a man (well, they may have been over 18, but acted like boys)

Most of the men in my church are either married, engaged, or not quite legal yet.

Be sure they know about you. You need not flaunt yourself but perhaps, speak to their wives during tea and ask them to 'keep their eyes open'. Network.

Baking is by far my strong point in the kitchen, I love to bake. So that is quite an easy thing for me to do, and would be quite fun.

Again, if the word gets out that you have the most edible pie around, the boys will be drooling for a taste.

As for carrying a picnic basket full of the greatest southern foods in the world, why, may I ask, is that a good idea?

Just like with pie, men are swayed by good cooking. Being prepared at all times with a basket full of delicacies will show a man you have your priorities straight. Offer to wash a fellows pickup while he is eating, show off your cleaning ability and attention to detail. Lots of soapy water is key, you want to buff his pickup bright and shiny. This is how my wife caught my eye.

My mom and I are rather close so where ever I go, she goes. Unless of couse I go to work.

Good, have your mom go with you on a date. A man can see what the lady he is courting will be like later in life this way, though if your mom is nasty, you might want to consider someone one else.

Homosexual men, bluntly, terrify me. I try my best to act as feminate as possible, but I'm not as strong in fighting temptation of the world as I'd like to be.

If a 'man' notices your shoes, get away from him. If a man notices your pie, he is a keeper.

[InHisLove]

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Captain, I would be most pleased to accept that offer.

If I hear the word fabulous come out of any mans mouth, I will most deffinatly turn tail and run. As quickly as a my dress and shoes allow.

I will indeed start doing that, there is a lady that works with me and she attends my church (we have permission by the men in our lives to work). I discussed what you said to me Mr. Hutchins, and she agrees with you whole heartly. And given your answer, I will indeed take that advice. Thank you so very much.

[James Hutchins]

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Good girl. Now, go read the Bible.

[InHisLove]

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I understand that the Bible as a whole is a wonderful book to read, I have done so in Christian schools growing up. May I ask, Mr. Hutchins, what you would suggest for me to read this evening?