[kikirnw]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Sorry, it sounds like he'd be good with colours.

For some reason, I don't think that Warrior will have to worry about that too much.

Hey, now be nice. I'm perfectly harmless, and will be the first to admit that I'm not the smartest person out there. But is that a reason to be mean?


p.s. your a cutie,too

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Hey, now be nice. I'm perfectly harmless, and will be the first to admit that I'm not the smartest person out there. But is that a reason to be mean?


p.s. your a cutie,too

Now you're just hitting on every available True Christian man out there aren't you?

[kikirnw]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Now you're just hitting on every available True Christian man out there aren't you?

Nah,just stating facts thats all.

[Talitha]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Believe me Kiki, our Warrior is indeed a cutie. A True Christian™ American cutie just as Jesus commands.

Unfortunately he's looking for a Christian lady with a firm grasp on Jesus and The Bible(KJV). If you're interested you'd better get to your Bible Closet and get studying.

[kikirnw]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Believe me Kiki, our Warrior is indeed a cutie. A True Christian™ American cutie just as Jesus commands.

Unfortunately he's looking for a Christian lady with a firm grasp on Jesus and The Bible(KJV). If you're interested you'd better get to your Bible Closet and get studying.

Oh,I plan to read the bible and anything else I can get my hands on but I'm afraid I don't have a bible closet. As for warrior and the other men at Landover I am sure like I've been told they are all cute but I have my eye set on a different stud.

[Talitha]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Oh,I plan to read the bible and anything else I can get my hands on but I'm afraid I don't have a bible closet. As for warrior and the other men at Landover I am sure like I've been told they are all cute but I have my eye set on a different stud.

A good wealthy Christian Man from Freehold? Or some Cheap Trash Heathen Atheist who just wants you for your Body?

[kikirnw]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

A good wealthy Christian Man from Freehold? Or some Cheap Trash Heathen Atheist who just wants you for your Body?

He is a good wealthy heathen atheist who wants me for more than my body. He accepts me for me and enjoys my point of views on all things, and no I have not had um.....done anything a woman shouldn't.

[Talitha]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

He is a good wealthy heathen atheist who wants me for more than my body. He accepts me for me and enjoys my point of views on all things, and no I have not had um.....done anything a woman shouldn't.

He's lying to you!! They all do!!
Get out NOW! Escape from his heathen clutches before he corrupts you to the point of no return.
You'll get no True Christian™ Soldiers from his corrupted Seed, I expect they'll all end up being Homers as a punishment from Jesus.
My 5th last Husband was a filthy Atheist, but thank Jesus he was killed by God not long after his new Will was made we were Wed. They never did find all the Body..
Thankfully a Pastor happened by and persuaded me to find The Lord.

[kikirnw]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

He's lying to you!! They all do!!
Get out NOW! Escape from his heathen clutches before he corrupts you to the point of no return.
You'll get no True Christian™ Soldiers from his corrupted Seed, I expect they'll all end up being Homers as a punishment from Jesus.
My 5th last Husband was a filthy Atheist, but thank Jesus he was killed by God not long after his new Will was made we were Wed. They never did find all the Body..
Thankfully a Pastor happened by and persuaded me to find The Lord.

He has been very nice and helped me out when I needed it. He's hasn't asked anything in return but my friendship,so far. I'm not in his clutches,my eyes are wide open but thank you for your concern.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

He has been very nice and helped me out when I needed it. He's hasn't asked anything in return but my friendship,so far. I'm not in his clutches,my eyes are wide open but thank you for your concern.

I heard atheists eat babies alongside the Wickers . . . if he does this when looking at your son you grab your boy, run fast, and don't look back!

[kikirnw]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

I heard atheists eat babies alongside the Wickers . . . if he does this when looking at your son you grab your boy, run fast, and don't look back!

OYK, Thank you for your advise but he doesn't eat babies and has yet to meet my son.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

OYK, Thank you for your advise but he doesn't eat babies and has yet to meet my son.

Dear Kiki,

It is well known that Atheist, especially the men, are hard core perverts. All serial rapist killers have all ben atheists. Doubtless he is waiting until you are in too deep before his true nature comes out. When he starts asking for you to put on a chicken costume it will be too late! Run now. Doubtless right now he is polluting himself on the internets to some disturbing fantasy about women getting their cars stuck in the mud while playing with his surgical knife collection or something like it.

[Talitha]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Dear Kiki,

It is well known that Atheist, especially the men, are hard core perverts. All serial rapist killers have all ben atheists. Doubtless he is waiting until you are in too deep before his true nature comes out. When he starts asking for you to put on a chicken costume it will be too late! Run now. Doubtless right now he is polluting himself on the internets to some disturbing fantasy about women getting their cars stuck in the mud while playing with his surgical knife collection or something like it.

That's really spooky Pastor BJ.
My late Husband had a "thing" about Chickens. I used to have to wear such a costume while he chased me with his Chopper shouting "I'm Gonna Pluck you now".
I think I still have that Chicken Costume somewhere.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

I think I still have that Chicken Costume somewhere.

Wow! That is just sounds horrible. I've done a study of this Atheist Chicken fetish for a while now and I think I have just found the tip of the iceberg. I can feel something big rising when I look at it.

The next step is to make a DVD for distribution to the pastors so they can understand the danger this presents. Would you be willing to wear the chicken costume Sister Talitha for this DVD to help your brethern?

[Talitha]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Wow! That is just sounds horrible. I've done a study of this Atheist Chicken fetish for a while now and I think I have just found the tip of the iceberg. I can feel something big rising when I look at it.

The next step is to make a DVD for distribution to the pastors so they can understand the danger this presents. Would you be willing to wear the chicken costume Sister Talitha for this DVD to help your brethern?

Why of course Pastor.
BUT I would need a Godly man to brandish a Chopper whilst chasing me around the Bedroom.
Can you suggest someone to do such a thing?