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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #106
    Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

    Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
    Oh... well... I guess there is a good Christian man out there for me somewhere.
    Hey, why don't you try Landover's biggest greatest eligible bachelor, Trent

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    • Immoderate
      Unsaved trash
      • Oct 2009
      • 11

      #107
      Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

      Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
      Oh... well... I guess there is a good Christian man out there for me somewhere.
      That is a matter of opinion. Some people think there are no GOOD Christian men.

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      • greenpomaceous
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 85

        #108
        Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Hey, why don't you try Landover's biggest greatest eligible bachelor, Trent
        Well... from what I heard so far about brother Trent, nothing horrible of course, is that he smells like a dead wart hog wears a particular cologne that I am allergic to. Hem.

        And also, he'll have to pass my father's inspection. My dad doesn't like fatties men who have nothing better to do than sleep on others' couches. He likes a hard working man with a place of his own.
        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #109
          Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

          I don't know you very well, but from what have I seen, how should I put this:

          I think you father has too high expectations for you...

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          • greenpomaceous
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 85

            #110
            Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

            Originally posted by Immoderate View Post
            That is a matter of opinion. Some people think there are no GOOD Christian men.
            Then I guess I will have to settle for less. I hope, though, that at least he is a True Christian. As for "good," we shall see.
            "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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            • greenpomaceous
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 85

              #111
              Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              I don't know you very well, but from what have I seen, how should I put this:

              I think you father has too high expectations for you...
              Well, of course he has high expectations for me, I'm his little angel. He won't settle for less than perfect.
              "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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              • Vavoline Johnson
                Mammy
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 960

                #112
                Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                See i'm half italian that's why my skin is kind of a litte dark and i have a healthy tan from laying out in the sun
                Well, you kin get all da sun and color you need when Pasta Zeek puts you outside in the Negro section of da Church.
                I jist hope he don't sit you next to us.
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • Vavoline Johnson
                  Mammy
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 960

                  #113
                  Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                  Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                  I'm so Sorry I will call you Mrs. Johnson from now on. But thank you very much for Telling me about my mistakes I see them now You are right as always
                  So, you be ass kissin up to me now, girl? You think cause I be a Southern Negro I be stupid an cain't see a suck up? Jeesus and me kin spot a phony 100 miles away.
                  Gal, you kin talk to me if an when you come up wif somthin more interestin den "Thank you Mr Heathen" or "Welcome to Gawds favorite church".
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                  • Joshua Brooks
                    Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 257

                    #114
                    Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                    Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                    Well, of course he has high expectations for me, I'm his little angel. He won't settle for less than perfect.
                    Sister Daisy Mae Johnson, known as BibleThumpinBlonde to unsaved trash, is famous for her match making skills. She's the #1 matchmaker in all of Freehold Gated. I'm sure she can set you up with someone. Mrs. Christianson's boy Skeeter is coming of age.

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                    • Miss April
                      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 685

                      #115
                      Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                      Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                      So, you be ass kissin up to me now, girl? You think cause I be a Southern Negro I be stupid an cain't see a suck up? Jeesus and me kin spot a phony 100 miles away.
                      Gal, you kin talk to me if an when you come up wif somthin more interestin den "Thank you Mr Heathen" or "Welcome to Gawds favorite church".
                      Mrs Johnson'' I'm not trying to stuck up to you or anything like that its just your Right and i'm Wrong and i see that now. I'm so sorry about everything i said Before but I don't think your Stuipd You are a Very smart True Christian Women

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                      • Immoderate
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 11

                        #116
                        Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                        Mrs Johnson'' I'm not trying to stuck up to you or anything like that its just your Right and i'm Wrong and i see that now. I'm so sorry about everything i said Before but I don't think your Stuipd You are a Very smart True Christian Women
                        Well, I must reply. Your attitude of being right and others always being wrong smells of pride one of the 7 deadly sins.


                        ANd you are looking for a good true Christian man?

                        I know I will get some kind of infraction, but I think you need to be taught manners.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #117
                          Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                          Originally posted by Immoderate View Post
                          Well, I must reply. Your attitude of being right and others always being wrong smells of pride one of the 7 deadly sins.


                          ANd you are looking for a good true Christian man?

                          I know I will get some kind of infraction, but I think you need to be taught manners.
                          No not an infraction, but a reprimand: The Seven Deadly Sins are a papist invention. There are no "seven deadly sins" in the Bible! Truth is all sins are deadly because you need all your sins washed away by the blood of Christ in order to get into Heaven.

                          For the time being, since you're unsaved trash, you should refrain from judging others and presuming to know what you're talking about.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Miss April
                            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 685

                            #118
                            Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                            Originally posted by Immoderate View Post
                            Well, I must reply. Your attitude of being right and others always being wrong smells of pride one of the 7 deadly sins.


                            ANd you are looking for a good true Christian man?

                            I know I will get some kind of infraction, but I think you need to be taught manners.
                            Immoderadte My Friend'' I'm not trying to Say that i'm right and Everybody else is always Wrong I'm so sorry if it seems like i did. Well I was going to go out with Brother Heathen on a date Torrow. but i think he Changed his Mind about me Because i'm half Italian So yes I am still Looking for a Good Christian man Are you Looking for a good Christian Women? But Thank you for telling the Truth you are right i do need to be taught some Manners that's why i really need a Man

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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197

                              #119
                              Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                              Miss April, I don't care that you're Italian! That's close enough to white for me! Please, please don't cancel our date!!!

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                              • Joshua Brooks
                                Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 257

                                #120
                                Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                Miss April, I don't care that you're Italian! That's close enough to white for me! Please, please don't cancel our date!!!
                                Just make sure she doesn't have a brother and she should be fine. Well, fine if you're willing to settle for unsaved trash. You know what Italian brothers do with their sisters, right? I know it wouldn't be completely her fault, but still...

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