[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April, I don't care that you're Italian! That's close enough to white for me! Please, please don't cancel our date!!!

Thank you Brother Heathen i'm so Happy your alright with me being half Italian. I wouldn't Dream of Canceling our Date I can't wait till Torrow

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Just make sure she doesn't have a brother and she should be fine. Well, fine if you're willing to settle for unsaved trash. You know what Italian brothers do with their sisters, right? I know it wouldn't be completely her fault, but still...

Brother Joshua I don't have any Brothers just To Sisters one is 27 and the other one is 33 So Brother Heathen has nothing to Worry about But I'm not unsaved trash I'm a Christian I got saved about 5 months ago so please don't call me Unsaved trash it hurts me being called that

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April,don't listen to them you are a fine example of a true Christian Lady !

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss April,don't listen to them you are a fine example of a true Christian Lady !

Thank you so much Sister Lola it means alot. And Your right i shouldn't listen to them and I won't You are a Great Friend and a Good Christian lady to

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sister Daisy Mae Johnson, known as BibleThumpinBlonde to unsaved trash, is famous for her match making skills. She's the #1 matchmaker in all of Freehold Gated. I'm sure she can set you up with someone. Mrs. Christianson's boy Skeeter is coming of age.

That would be absolutely wonderful! I've always admired Sister Daisy Mae. She is such a beautiful soul and a wonderful Christian Woman?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Why'd you put a question mark at the end of that? Are you slyly suggesting BTB is NOT a wonderful Christian woman?!

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

sorry. typo.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Hmmm. You better be more careful. Jesus does not care for lazy typists!

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Hmmm. You better be more careful. Jesus does not care for lazy typists!

Of course I will be. Thank you Brother Basher for pointing out my mistake so I can learn from it to be a better Christian.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

But I'm not unsaved trash I'm a Christian I got saved about 5 months ago so please don't call me Unsaved trash it hurts me being called that

Is that a fact? So are you telling me that you are without sin and incapable of sin and have been so for the past 5 months? I hope you aren't one of those false christians who think they can simply buy a Bible, toss it in a drawer and never read it, snap their fingers and magically become purified and made white. True Christianity™ is a lifestyle, not an empty statement.

It is not my wish to hurt your feelings, but I am a strong man and a Christian Warrior! I fight in the name of Jesus! My armor is my faith and my sword is the Word of God! I do not take my mission lightly. I want to see you Saved® and in Heaven at the feet of our Lord and Saviour. Coddling you with niceties is just going to make you complacent with your current situation - not save your soul. There will be plenty of time to laugh and play once you are Saved®.

Miss April,don't listen to them you are a fine example of a true Christian Lady !

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you just give her advice to not listen to her True Christian™ betters? Please, tell me my eyes are decieving me. For surely you, who was less than a day ago whoring around with that midget, Emil, don't honestly believe you have attained a level of righteousness to judge who is and is not a True Christian™. You seem to think you can come here, post on these godly forums, brown nose our pastors and that that somehow entitles you to True Christian™ status despite your complete and utter lack of biblical knowledge and moral standards. Sorry, Lola, it doesn't work that way. We are without sin. We cannot sin. Clearly, you nor your new husband can make such a claim. You need to learn your place as a woman. This is not some joke and our faith is not to be mocked. You need to take your salvation a bit more seriously. I don't like to be mean, but clearly your husband isn't being stern enough with you. There is an old saying, "A real man takes the horse by the reins". You definitely need some stern direction. You may not lilke it at first, but you will be thankful for it in Heaven.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you just give her advice to not listen to her True Christian™ betters? Please, tell me my eyes are decieving me. For surely you, who was less than a day ago whoring around with that midget, Emil, don't honestly believe you have attained a level of righteousness to judge who is and is not a True Christian™. You seem to think you can come here, post on these godly forums, brown nose our pastors and that that somehow entitles you to True Christian™ status despite your complete and utter lack of biblical knowledge and moral standards. Sorry, Lola, it doesn't work that way. We are without sin. We cannot sin. Clearly, you nor your new husband can make such a claim. You need to learn your place as a woman. This is not some joke and our faith is not to be mocked. You need to take your salvation a bit more seriously. I don't like to be mean, but clearly your husband isn't being stern enough with you. There is an old saying, "A real man takes the horse by the reins". You definitely need some stern direction. You may not lilke it at first, but you will be thankful for it in Heaven.

Forgive me ,That was meant for thoses who where being Mean and spiteful. A Person who shall remain name less wanted to " sell a date" with Miss April,yet another attacked her charter .My comment was meant for them.
And as for my self I am a sinner,I try very day not to

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Brother Joshua I don't have any Brothers just To Sisters one is 27 and the other one is 33 So Brother Heathen has nothing to Worry about But I'm not unsaved trash I'm a Christian I got saved about 5 months ago so please don't call me Unsaved trash it hurts me being called that

I be responding to dis particular post cause iffen you look, it's post 666, proof from Gawd his-self dat gal is filled wif Satan.
Mo proof right here..... she don't know da difference tween "two" and "to", and she would be directly responsible fo me droppin dead iffen she ever used punctuation, proper or otherwise in a sentence!

[InHisLove]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

And yet you are one post away from having 666 posts as well? Interesting.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

And yet you are one post away from having 666 posts as well? Interesting.

I done told you dat gal has evil powers!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Miss Johnson, no offense, but you are hardly one to be judging about spelling and grammar. Jesus does not like hypocrisy! Stop making accusations. I can assure you Miss April is a fine lady, and I am now getting ready for our date

Are you jealous she is whiter than you?