[iFearGod]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

My apologies it sounded very much like she wanted to meet someone as this is a Christian singles thread.. Perhaps an administrator could move this

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

You know this is absolutely ridiculous. All this unsaved scum here with wild imaginations thinks I'm actually attempting to seduce Mrs. Paulson? As Brother Rob said earlier in the thread, I'm just simply trying to help her out and make her stay here more hospitable. And the reason I said I would talk to her after my wife went to bed because I was very, very busy that day and that would be my only free time to work out an arrangement that would benefit Mrs. Paulson.

In fact, I don't even know why I'm wasting my time defending myself. I shouldn't have to. Shame on all of you for having dirty minds and spreading slander against Mrs. Paulson and myself. There is not a single shred of evidence that I commit adultery. It's tough enough having to deal with the accusations that I have "improper relations" with the young women in my Ladies of the Lord ministry, but now this???

[iFearGod]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I see nothing wrong with Brother Hank's response. He just wants to chat and praise God with Miss April in a private place where there are no distractions.

Wouldn't a church be an infinite times better?

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

The only reason someone would tell someone to wait untill their wife was asleep is if he didn't want her to know what was going on. Yes everyone should spend time with their loved one and "keep them in line" but that's kind of embarrising to say he has to spend all day helping his wife.. Is something wrong with her? I hope not

I have to repeat myself again? Reverend keeps his wife in line, and has more free time when she's resting to arrange important things on his schedule. You wouldn't understand, I'm sure no self respecting woman would create soldiers of Jesus with a horny atheist such as yourself.

Interpreting the Reverend's good will with ''seduction" is absurd.

[HeavenIsHome]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Right, and this is a wonderful example of Christian behavior.

I see nothing wrong with Brother Hank's response. He just wants to chat and praise God with Miss April in a private place where there are no distractions.

[iFearGod]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Right, and this is a wonderful example of Christian behavior.

That's what I'm sayin. I see so Many people here who have the bible twisted it's sickening

[mitchellpaul]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

game on

Hey Miss April wanna meet me at the back of the abandoned warehouse tonight around 11PM?

Right, and this is a wonderful example of Christian behavior.

[iFearGod]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Obviously he had to wait until his wife was asleep! A good Christian male spends some time keeping the wife in line, and making sure she stays with Jesus. So once she's asleep, he obviously has more free time to arrange things with other people. I can't believe you interpreted that as seduction..

I truly am disgusted that you'd offend our Godly Reverend Jim Osbourne.

The only reason someone would tell someone to wait untill their wife was asleep is if he didn't want her to know what was going on. Yes everyone should spend time with their loved one and "keep them in line" but that's kind of embarrising to say he has to spend all day helping his wife.. Is something wrong with her? I hope not

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

I am certainly not. I'm a 22 year old christian which easily resists temptations. Many girls wanted to be with me but they were all rejected because they do not suit my religion and beliefs. I am saving myself for a true devout christian girl which I will marry. Hopefully I will meet one soon.

The reason I thought he was seducing her was because he told her to call him after his wife goes to bed. Once again I offer my deepest apologies if I was out of line.

Obviously he had to wait until his wife was asleep! A good Christian male spends some time keeping the wife in line, and making sure she stays with Jesus. So once she's asleep, he obviously has more free time to arrange things with other people. I can't believe you interpreted that as seduction..

I truly am disgusted that you'd offend our Godly Reverend Jim Osbourne.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Isn't this a thread dedicated to meeting other Christian singles? It sounds very much like he's wanting to commit adultry..

That's because you're a pervert.

[iFearGod]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Seduce?!

He's offering her his protection and a limo for her safety and a water bed for just the two of them to relax! How sick of a mind can you have to interpret that as seduction?

You are a horny teenage atheist aren't you...

Isn't this a thread dedicated to meeting other Christian singles? It sounds very much like he's wanting to commit adultry..

[ThomasTheApostle]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Seduce?!

He's offering her his protection and a limo for her safety and a water bed for just the two of them to relax! How sick of a mind can you have to interpret that as seduction?

You are a horny teenage atheist aren't you...

I am certainly not. I'm a 22 year old christian which easily resists temptations. Many girls wanted to be with me but they were all rejected because they do not suit my religion and beliefs. I am saving myself for a true devout christian girl which I will marry. Hopefully I will meet one soon.

The reason I thought he was seducing her was because he told her to call him after his wife goes to bed. Once again I offer my deepest apologies if I was out of line.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Excuse me for speaking out of line here, but I really do not understand. You represent yourself as a devout man yet here you are trying to seduce a married woman while being married yourself. Is this a joke? Please explain.

Seduce?!

He's offering her his protection and a limo for her safety and a water bed for just the two of them to relax! How sick of a mind can you have to interpret that as seduction?

You are a horny teenage atheist aren't you...

[ThomasTheApostle]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years, I am a man of enormous frame and any would-be assailant would think twice before accosting you. I'm 6'2, 295 lbs of sturdy, husky Christian man. For maximum safety, I can escort you around Des Moines in my personal limo. You'll know you'll be safe back there because it will just be us two. There's a comfortable waterbed, a mini-bar, a 32" HDTV with Blu-Ray, and other amenities to make your stay in Des Moines most hospitable.

Let's talk later tonight. I PMed you my cell phone. Call me after 11 PM CST, which is when my wife goes to bed, and I'm free to talk.

Excuse me for speaking out of line here, but I really do not understand. You represent yourself as a devout man yet here you are trying to seduce a married woman while being married yourself. Is this a joke? Please explain.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Strong rough young bodyguards needed

piffleING HYPOCRITE!

Insulting a man of God is insulting God himself. Have fun burning, unsaved trash.