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  • Seek and Ye Shall Find

    'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

    Christian BiWM who occasionally buggers women seeking same.

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    Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

    Originally posted by ChristSlave View Post
    'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

    Christian BiWM who occasionally buggers women seeking same.
    Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    I hereby give you 25 Infraction points for mis-quoting The Good Book and using inappropriate language.

    Please refrain from using bad language on Gods favourite Forum.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #3
      Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

      Originally posted by ChristSlave View Post
      'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

      Christian BiWM who occasionally buggers women seeking same.
      Blasphemy! Quoting the Devil's "bible" on Jesus' favorite site. Only quote the True Word of God, the KJV 1611 Bible, all others are false.

      This is not a place to find fellow degenerates! Get behind me, Satan! I rebuke you in the name of The Lord!
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      • #4
        Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

        Originally posted by ChristSlave View Post
        Christian BiWM who occasionally ****** women seeking same.
        One other thing, this Singles area is only for good Christian Men who seek Good Christian women and Vice-versa.

        Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.

        Homers are not welcome in this Forum.

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        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • #5
          Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

          Originally posted by ChristSlave View Post
          'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).

          Christian BiWM who occasionally buggers women seeking same.
          Friend,

          Since you are hell bound rump ranger maybe there might be other ways you can help Jesus Church on earth: Landover is in the process of collecting certain art objects that were pre-stolen by several backward European and Middle Eastern Countries. While it is right we reclaim these art objects that Christ meant to decorate our homes these Euro-Trash countries are falsely accusing us of theft of their cultural heritage. To get around the secular homers in US Customs Landover uses the resources of an outlaw motorcycle gang. The leader of the gang is a hopeless sodomite and is looking for a new boyfriend/sex slave (in a drunken fit he shot the last one in the head on a dare). How would you like to become that next boyfriend/sex slave Christslave?

          Think about it ChristSlave; sure your' life would be a short and miserable exploration of radical peircing but it would make Jesus and Pastor Pistol happy that there is a new Early Romo-Christian mural the Pastoral sauna room. Jesus would win, Landover would win and it is not possible for you to be a bigger looser. Cool, heh?

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          • #6
            Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Friend,

            Since you are hell bound rump ranger maybe there might be other ways you can help Jesus Church on earth: Landover is in the process of collecting certain art objects that were pre-stolen by several backward European and Middle Eastern Countries. While it is right we reclaim these art objects that Christ meant to decorate our homes these Euro-Trash countries are falsely accusing us of theft of their cultural heritage. To get around the secular homers in US Customs Landover uses the resources of an outlaw motorcycle gang. The leader of the gang is a hopeless sodomite and is looking for a new boyfriend/sex slave (in a drunken fit he shot the last one in the head on a dare). How would you like to become that next boyfriend/sex slave Christslave?

            Think about it ChristSlave; sure your' life would be a short and miserable exploration of radical peircing but it would make Jesus and Pastor Pistol happy that there is a new Early Romo-Christian mural the Pastoral sauna room. Jesus would win, Landover would win and it is not possible for you to be a bigger looser. Cool, heh?
            I have a feeling this degenerate will not take you up on your generous offer, Brother Bobby-Joe. At least not without some persuasion. The demons in these sinners' rectums prevent them from understanding what is best for them. You might have to send him unwillingly to meet this gang leader. In the end, when the demons have fled his body, he will understand that what you did was best for him and be thankful.
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            • #7
              Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

              originaly posted by: Sister Talitha
              Please refrain from using bad language on Gods favourite Forum.
              A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan.
              Soon in Christ

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              • #8
                Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan.
                Hippy, before you correct a Godly American woman, you should get the demons out of your own mouth. Have you considered Homosexual Reparative Surgery?
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                • #9
                  Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                  Hippy, before you correct a Godly American woman, you should get the demons out of your own mouth. Have you considered Homosexual Reparative Surgery?
                  Do not insult God's ambassador for the unsaved German kingdom.

                  Have you received a written permission from heaven allowing you to correct God's employee?

                  Have fun John and 85th fish sadly does it.
                  Soon in Christ

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                  • #10
                    Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                    A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan.
                    Listen Homer. God commanded King James to have The Bible(KJV1611) translated into English not German, and in doing so allowed it to be pre-stolen by the British before it then went to It's true American final home.
                    Just as I have a dual nationality with the Unsaved Kingdom of Britain and Godly USA. Britain also Pre-stole me before I was saved by Jesus Christ and became a True Christian™ in God's own Freehold, Iowa..

                    Before criticising my English I suggest you take command of your own instead of sitting there playing with your German Sausage.

                    You will never become a True Christian™ with your present behaviour.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • #11
                      Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                      Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                      A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan.
                      Godly Sister Talitha has made substantial strides in losing her silly accent and spelling the way the good Lord intended. She has also stopped using ridiculous words like "peckish" and "taradiddle." Meanwhile you have made no strides whatsoever. You continue to present yourself as an utter cretin.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                        Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.
                        Amen! What on earth is this "BiWM" business doing in our GODLY forums? I won't abide any Bilingual Willy Munchers polluting our threads!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                          Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.
                          Sad to say, I believe Andreas may have just proved you wrong there.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Sad to say, I believe Andreas may have just proved you wrong there.
                            I am sad with you Brother Temperance.
                            I guess Andreas even now is off with the Homer who started this Thread playing hide the Sausage.

                            Jesus© weeps.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • #15
                              Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find

                              I am sad with you Brother Temperance.
                              I guess Andreas even now is off with the Homer who started this Thread playing hide the Sausage.

                              Jesus© weeps.
                              I don't know anyone from this forum. And he's obviously not even in Germany.
                              Soon in Christ

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