[Nobar King]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

Did you get that girl back in your house, yet?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

I look to Landover for advice. Here is what is troubling me in my life. My daughter is in college out of state, despite my objections of staying home and helping her mother with household work and learning to bake pecan pies from her.

She is learning the filthy false stuff about evolution in college. But that is not all- she met an unsaved boy there, and wants to get married.

I have tried my best to tell her that a non christian boy would burn in hell and will bring her there with him. She is misguided because he graduated and has a stable job, owns his house, and his family loves her. How can I make her realize that simply having a stable job, a loving family, and a home is not enough. If a guy is not saved he is horrible and she would not be able to have any soldiers for Christ. She will go and burn in hell till the end of time with him.

What can I do, help me.

This always helps control errant little sluts.

The kitchen is the best place to shackle her so your wife can teach her to bake pies.
I will be praying for God to help you tame your wild skank and make her a good Christian wife for a deserving man.

[Lynne the lezbo (Quarantined)]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

This always helps control errant little sluts.

The kitchen is the best place to shackle her so your wife can teach her to bake pies.
I will be praying for God to help you tame your wild skank and make her a good Christian wife for a deserving man.

Wow.

I really hope you die.

Lynne is OUT!

[syncmaster]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

you got a hart of gold, Mr.Cranky! Mr.blacklight gonna burns when he die, an you founds somethang good abouts that, like how Mr.blacklight gonna be ables to purrsue his hobbys in hell

that be Mr.blacklight ---> <--- an he lit them hellfires on his own butts

but hells not real

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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but hells not real

That is exactly what satan wants you to think! Don't be fooled! The Bible tells us that hell is an actual, literal place and you will be spending eternity there being tortured unless you repent and beg Christ to wash your sins away with His blood. Make no mistake about it!

[syncmaster]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

hey you guys ,,, so pro is back i must rlly be annoying you guys lol i put this link up on a site u guys are gunna have alot of ppl to "save"(say your going to hell and all toughs other lies) enjoy the new trolls coming hehehe ( this will probly be my last post ever depending if i see any more raceism and child beating stuff posted on here ps i can do worse then troll i just dont wanna screw with ppl using there right to freedom of speach)

[syncmaster]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

That is exactly what satan wants you to think! Don't be fooled! The Bible tells us that hell is an actual, literal place and you will be spending eternity there being tortured unless you repent and beg Christ to wash your sins away with His blood. Make no mistake about it!

but if satans not real im the closest you or any one else will come to seeing or meeting im the punisher of wat i consided "sins" and i got an army of "demons" waiting to help fight you phycos

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

hey you guys ,,, so pro is back i must rlly be annoying you guys lol i put this link up on a site u guys are gunna have alot of ppl to "save"(say your going to hell and all toughs other lies) enjoy the new trolls coming hehehe ( this will probly be my last post ever depending if i see any more raceism and child beating stuff posted on here ps i can do worse then troll i just dont wanna screw with ppl using there right to freedom of speach)

but if satans not real im the closest you or any one else will come to seeing or meeting im the punisher of wat i consided "sins" and i got an army of "demons" waiting to help fight you phycos

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[syncmaster]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

but if satans not real im the closest you or any one else will come to seeing or meeting im the punisher of wat i consided "sins" and i got an army of "demons" waiting to help fight you phycos

by demons i mean hackers a ton of them they seem pretty intolorent to close minded rasests such as your self ps thats were i posted the link a hacker forum if they feel it right theyll hack u even though i told them to troll

[Levi Jones]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

hey you guys ,,, so pro is back

Who? I have never heard of you.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

by demons i mean hackers a ton of them they seem pretty intolorent to close minded rasests such as your self ps thats were i posted the link a hacker forum if they feel it right theyll hack u even though i told them to troll

Wow... I'm sure your people are 7337 based on your warnings of our demise.

Pray tell, what do you hope to accomplish? You and a couple of other homers are going to try to troll here? Maybe you think you're going to dos us.. Very bad idea. Very Very Bad. Our tech guys are way better than you. We will track down your ip and report you to your provider.

You had better be behind no less than seven proxies, son, with talk like this.

[Cranky Old Man]

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child beating

Your father obviously didn't love you enough to beat some sense into you. You think you can hide behind a silly name but Jesus sees and knows everything.

[metilic_loves_god]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

First of all, thank you for letting me join this wonderful comunity of "all-knowing and all-powerful" fictional character loving inbreds.
It is always nice for me to see how you uptight racist beeings manifest your so-called love for your lord'a (pronounced in
the all-known cartman from southpark way).
But the nicest thing of all is the way you give advice to a total retarded redneck to further continue his "wholy" quest to keep
his daughter locked in the kitchen baking pie. This is the most creepy thing i've read since joseph fritzl. I think you guys scare me more;
but oh well..i think i have some nice advice for you also..who knows, maybe I can save you from eternal stupidity:

1. For the dumb redneck starting the thread: leave your daughter alone if you lack the common sense to apologize to her for all the beatings
that you gave her. No wonder she wants to be as far away as possible from you. Drink jesus-juice till you die bastard.
2. For rev. Jim Osborne, who said that "We know the negro mind in general cannot grasp abstract concepts or intellectually-challenging issues
so we frame it terms so they can understand." : I hope that Obama winning the election made Jesus cry.
3. For Levi Jones: I think that you and miss SUV should get a room; maybe you have some other blood-pulsating thingy to impress her with other than
the Jesus pics in which she shows such interest. And by the way...isn't Levi a jewish name..you know..all jews will go to hell..and so on and
so forth?...
4. For Pastor Ezekiel: nice list on your signature, maybe you can add the child-molesting pastors there. And by the way, there is a very
easy to remember short-name for child molesting pastors: "pastors".
5. For Lola Sledge: by far the nicest nick-name on the forum. You know it sounds like a porn-star scene-name right? If that is your real name...
then a big GG for you and please be more specific with your contact details Who knows, maybe you can open up and let me in also; I'll bring
Jesus too I promise:*

I really wish you grow up..because if an all-knowing and all-powerful supreme beeing existed, you would have all received a painful visit from
the Angel of Death. You all deserve to be decapitated with tooth-picks.

P.S. Please stop in-breeding. Tha thaaa!

[GOD=life]

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You all deserve to be decapitated with tooth-picks.

Thank you for sharing your moral code with us. And also thank you for once again demonstrating to us why atheists are 100% wrong.

P.S. Please stop in-breeding. Tha thaaa!

Yep, typical atheist idea of a rational argument

How about "tha thaaa"-ing over to the KJV 1611 Bible and read it? You might even stop hating Christians.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Steering My Daughter To Light

First of all, thank you for letting me join this wonderful comunity

Please note allowing you to join is not the same as allowing you to stay. From the looks of it this is going to be a short visit...

to keep his daughter locked in the kitchen baking pie

I never had to lock my daughters up for that, they love baking pie!

I really wish you grow up

What a coincidence, we wish you would grow up. Your father should be ashamed of how bad he raised you.