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  • I am a rentboy
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 1
    #1

    seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

    Must be forty years old and a virgin (i like them tight) to forfill my Christian fantasies, muse be able to quote the bible during sex and i would like it if he were in a nazi uniform and to look like the pope.

    Anyhelp from you bible bashers would be greatly appreciated, i know your bible teaches about loving your neighbour even if they are gay and black.
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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263
      #2
      Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

      Sorry, wrong place. We're Bible thumpers, not Bible bashers.

      You will receive much better response from this site:

      Richard Dawkins
      http://www.richarddawkins.com
      Richard Dawkins Official Website
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22879
          #3
          Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

          The OP has been taken away by security. He will receive suitable treatment to counteract his lifestyle.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6312
              #4
              Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

              Parents, don't let your children turn out like this. Whatever it takes--chastising, beating, electroshock therapy, exorcism, stoning, or burning at the stake, you have to keep your children from turning homo or they'll turn out to be a freak like this guy.

              You can find more resources on the BASH website.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263
                  #5
                  Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  The OP has been taken away by security. He will receive suitable treatment to counteract his lifestyle.
                  Now if only we could get Richard Dawkins into a proper treatment center...
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      Now if only we could get Richard Dawkins into a proper treatment center...
                      We should have a raffle. The winner gets to take out Dawkins batteries.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Gaardbo
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 15
                          #7
                          Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                          Originally posted by God is my rentboy View Post
                          Must be forty years old and a virgin (i like them tight) to forfill my Christian fantasies, muse be able to quote the bible during sex and i would like it if he were in a nazi uniform and to look like the pope.

                          Anyhelp from you bible bashers would be greatly appreciated, i know your bible teaches about loving your neighbour even if they are gay and black.
                          Please tell me how it was if you found someone

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996
                              #8
                              Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                              Originally posted by God is my rentboy View Post
                              Must be forty years old and a virgin (i like them tight) to forfill my Christian fantasies, muse be able to quote the bible during sex and i would like it if he were in a nazi uniform and to look like the pope.

                              Anyhelp from you bible bashers would be greatly appreciated, i know your bible teaches about loving your neighbour even if they are gay and black.
                              I hate the thought of the 40-year-old who looks like Emporer Nazinger.



                              That'd be a product of one rough life!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78555
                                  #9
                                  Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                                  Originally posted by I am a rentboy View Post
                                  Anyhelp from you bible bashers would be greatly appreciated, i know your bible teaches about loving your neighbour even if they are gay and black.
                                  Can you post the Scriptures that back up that claim?

                                  No? There aren't any you say?

                                  Stop wasting our time, pervert!
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Justin Z
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 130
                                      #10
                                      Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                                      Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
                                      Please tell me how it was if you found someone
                                      Why exactly would you be interested in knowing how a damned, gay sex blasphemy was?

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                                        • Dirk
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Apr 2010
                                          • 1425
                                          #11
                                          Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                                          Originally posted by I am a rentboy View Post
                                          Must be forty years old and a virgin (i like them tight) to forfill my Christian fantasies, muse be able to quote the bible during sex and i would like it if he were in a nazi uniform and to look like the pope.

                                          Anyhelp from you bible bashers would be greatly appreciated, i know your bible teaches about loving your neighbour even if they are gay and black.
                                          Why this obsession with sex? Are you a prostitute?

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                                            • LardBoy
                                              Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                                              • May 2010
                                              • 33
                                              #12
                                              Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                                              Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                                              Why this obsession with sex? Are you a prostitute?
                                              As far as i know, Rentboy is a term used to describe a male prostitute, so it looks like it.

                                              Or he might just be some guy who thinks its funny to mess with the general hate for homosexuals on this forum.
                                              O that ye would altogether hold your peace! And it should be your wisdom.
                                              -Job 13:5

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                                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 13996
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                                                  Originally posted by LardBoy View Post
                                                  As far as i know, Rentboy is a term used to describe a male prostitute, so it looks like it.

                                                  Or he might just be some guy who thinks its funny to mess with the general hate for homosexuals on this forum.
                                                  Nobody here hates homosexuals. We only wish them to stop being homosexual so they can go to Heaven, instead of being lawfully executed as God demands.
                                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                    • BelieverInGod
                                                      Fourm Member
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Feb 2010
                                                      • 9269
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                                                      So is the entire summer going to be like this? I really wish liebral parents would put leashes on their kids, or at least not let the computer be a babysitter.
                                                      Drama queen

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                                                        • Justin Z
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                          • 130
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: seeking 40 your old virgin for gay sex

                                                          The kid obviously played soccer.

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