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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #241
    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Originally posted by Areyouguys_serious View Post
    Someone seriously needs to report this to the police. This is disgusting.
    Feel free to report us for being True Christians(tm) who follow the Holy Bible to the letter, as God commands.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Areyouguys_serious
      Unsaved trash
      • Feb 2011
      • 7

      #242
      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #243
        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Originally posted by Areyouguys_serious View Post
        Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!
        Please point out in which state bride prices are illegal.
        Drama queen

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        • Master Gordon
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 376

          #244
          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          Originally posted by Areyouguys_serious View Post
          Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!
          I think you are an idiot and maybe a mormon.

          I will pray for you damned soul....
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          Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
          so a fool returneth to his folly

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          • StandBack
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Feb 2011
            • 11

            #245
            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?

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            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2193

              #246
              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by StandBack View Post
              Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?
              I don't see what looks have to do with it really. Inner beauty is the important thing.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #247
                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

                1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
                2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
                3 100 acres of good bottom land.

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                • Bible Student
                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                  With Jesus now.
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2474

                  #248
                  Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

                  1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
                  2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
                  3 100 acres of good bottom land.
                  Did you perchance surruptitiously see a picture of her? That seems a bit more than 50 silver shekels.
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14136

                    #249
                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #250
                      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                      The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post
                      I hadn't yet had my morning coffee at the time I posted that.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • Zachariah Do-Good
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                        • Feb 2011
                        • 39

                        #251
                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Originally posted by Areyouguys_serious View Post
                        Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!
                        I don’t see that the bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god who will love and nurture her and train her in his divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                        How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
                        Psalm 109:4-21:

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14136

                          #252
                          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Originally posted by Zachariah Do-Good View Post
                          I don’t see that the bible The Bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god God who will love and nurture her and train her in his His divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!
                          1. PROPER NOUNS

                          2. THE BIBLE - the title of this book is "The Bible" or "The Holy Bible" (not just "Bible") and so the definite article "the" is a part of the title and capitalised: The Bible.
                          Two other examples from the secular world of film/novel/soap opera titles:
                          The Getting of Wisdom (title of a novel, also made into a film - link is to a film review);
                          The Bold and the Beautiful first "the" capitalised - it's part of the title of this soap opera - link is to CBS "watch episodes" site where you can see how they spell it themselves.

                          3. Picture of a 1611 edition (I've used a larger reproduction so spelling can more easily be seen):


                          ____________________


                          4. A recent edition:


                          ____________________


                          EDIT:
                          DO NOT READ
                          The Getting of Wisdom. It is an incitement to lesbianism.
                          DO NOT WATCH The Bold and the Beautiful. It is an incitement to everything else. Especially any "wedding" scenes. What a travesty!

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                          • Zachariah Do-Good
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 39

                            #253
                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            Forgive my poor grammar I will work harder on giving devine names the proper respect they deserve

                            Forgive my poor grammar I will work harder on giving divine names the proper respect they deserve.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                            How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
                            Psalm 109:4-21:

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                            • Ramous
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 2

                              #254
                              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Are you fucking kidding me? I mean I knew all of you people were fucked up but selling a child? Christfuck I mean I knew Yahweh was a total prick and all you people are just blinded by fear but I didnt actually think you STILL resorted to things this fucking stupid.

                              Selling a child... if I ever meet you in person I've got a shotty shell with your name on it prick.

                              Evolution happened
                              the earth is more than 10,000 years old
                              the earth is round
                              the earth is not in the center of the solar system
                              there are other planets that have the right properties to sustain life
                              Gravity exists
                              Jesus was killed BY ROMANS NOT JEWS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
                              The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE FUCKING BRIM WITH NONSESE

                              I always thought religious people were idiots but your forum is just wrong in every way, shape, and form. You people are stupid and need to be PUT DOWN FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY (if that sounds evil, your god has done it (crusades))

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                              • Dutch Girl
                                Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 283

                                #255
                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Originally posted by Ramous View Post
                                The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE piffleING BRIM WITH NONSESE
                                And so is your post .

                                Do you really think saying bad things will solve anything?


                                Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                                - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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