[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!

AND MORE FILLED WITH THE JOY OF JESUS THAN EVER...

GLOOOOOOWWWWWWWW-RRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Now that I have reached 18 seasons and finally graduated from the GODLESS and SECULAR Des Moines ANTI-educational system of negro coddling, feminazing, and fag enabling I can finally enter unto the earthly KINGDOM of GOD

FREEHOLD IOWA!!!

Now, TRUE CHRISTIAN virgins of EXCELLENT STANDARDS!!!! The most VIRILE, MANLY, and MOST BIBLICALLY ACTIONED WARRIOR OF THE MIGHTY WARHOST OF JESUS HAS RETURNED TO TAKE A MATE. I already have a sweet special lady in mind, but since I was only 17 at the time we meet I won't go mentioning names because the secular leftist will probably try and arrest her for some foolish secular law that they might try and claim she committed even though they have no proof for their vicious slander. (I told you that in confidence Mathew with one "T" and that is why I punched your tongue down your throat and then pulled it out the end where the sun don't shine!! And don't think that just because I'm 18 I'm afraid of being charged as an adult!!! You keep your mouth shut!! I'll deny anything you claim I told you because I told you nothing!!! Nothing, you here me?!?! I will put any of you other Lincoln pukes in wheel chairs - permanently - if you go around repeating his lies!! I am a man of GOD. You won't see it coming.)

ANYWAY, True Christian Ladies, if you've got a STRONG back, tough hair, child bearing hips, a solid firm buttocks, and LOADS OF STAMINA (yeah, I'm talking to you)you know where to find me... or at least you will - I'M COMING TO FREEHOLD!!! SHOUT GLORY!!!!

WRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

That's what I'm thinking too.

[tLakota]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Is Sister Talitha or Jenny still interested? I'm sure they're meeting the criteria you've set forth. I have to admit though, a picture might help someone decide. But in any case, welcome back to the forums.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!

AND MORE FILLED WITH THE JOY OF JESUS THAN EVER...

GLOOOOOOWWWWWWWW-RRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Now that I have reached 18 seasons and finally graduated from the GODLESS and SECULAR Des Moines ANTI-educational system of negro coddling, feminazing, and fag enabling

WRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Well, congratulations, Mr. Vayhr, on graduating on your curriculum of negro coddling, feminazing, and fag enabling. I hope you realize that all of these activities are sinful in the eyes of the Lord, and that you will enter into Mrs. Betty Bowers' BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homersexurals) program immediately to begin clearing these perverse ideas from your mind, that you can be Saved(c).

Oh, and congratulations on reaching legal adulthood, son.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, I dunno, Shirlee said at the start of the thread that he might be a twinkie-sucking geek and i'm sure she's not the first one who thought that.

But I can't read his DOF file, so I can't really say.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, I dunno, Shirlee said at the start of the thread that he might be a twinkie-sucking geek and i'm sure she's not the first one who thought that.

But I can't read his DOF file, so I can't really say.

Well, Ms. Phelps-Roper IS wise in the ways of . . . er, fishwifery

But in this case, I think she's right on target. Mister Dungeons and Dragons needs to spend some quality time with Mrs. Bowers, and also eating food that does NOT come with a creme filling!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Is Sister Talitha or Jenny still interested? I'm sure they're meeting the criteria you've set forth.

NO WAY!!! Jenny does not meet the criteria. She is scrawny, easily bro ken, bony bottomed, lacks SSSTTTAAAMMMIIINNNAAA, and has no child BEARING hips. She has no upper body strength and her breasts amount to nothing more than overzealous mosquito bites at best. I am sure that there is a man out their for her who is into the young prepubescent boy look, but that man is not me. It is my fervent belief that boyishly handsome females like Jenny were put here by GOD to keep faggot pedophiles out of trouble by offering them a Godly alternative to actual young boys.

I have to admit though, a picture might help someone decide. But in any case, welcome back to the forums.

I've meet the only person I care about in person already.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, congratulations, Mr. Vayhr, on graduating on your curriculum of negro coddling, feminazing, and fag enabling. I hope you realize that all of these activities are sinful in the eyes of the Lord, and that you will enter into Mrs. Betty Bowers' BASH (Baptists Are Saving Homersexurals) program immediately to begin clearing these perverse ideas from your mind, that you can be Saved©.

Oh, and congratulations on reaching legal adulthood, son.

This sexual tension you keep projecting towards me with your negative smart alec posts needs to stop. I'm simply not interested and you need to respect that. I know that in those soft cuddly romantic comedies you watch sexual frustration presented by negative banter between a male and female leads to a romantic relationship, but this is real life, Jenny.

We're both adults here. Grow up.

Keep your head up, kiddo. I'm sure you'll find somebody someday.

[JennyD]

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I've meet the only person I care about in person already.

I see, so you're on our Godly forum looking for a harlot to pleasure you when Father Martin isn't around?!

DISGUSTING!



Perhaps Dances without Joy can help ya. I hear she's rather a robust gal, AND a Godless harlot.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I see, so you're on our Godly forum looking for a harlot to pleasure you when Father Martin isn't around?!

DISGUSTING!



Perhaps Dances without Joy can help ya. I hear she's rather a robust gal, AND a Godless harlot.

You know who I'm talking about and you know she is 100% grade A woman, you jealous little strumpet.

I TRIED to be nice to you seeing that I am a True Christian, and that's why I WANTED to let you down easily, but you test my godly patience. I have eyes for one woman who taught me what it means to be a MAN(by that I mean a True Christian Man thru intense bible studies and nothing violating the laws of statute). She is a real woman and not a little girl like you. She does not play these little schoolyard games like you. Why do you HATE the woman I LOVE so much?!?! Is it because we turned down your offer to join us and make a threeso in prayer?!?! We take prayer time seriously and didn't want some little girl fumbling around and getting in the way of our prayers and Bible quoting.

When you compare a wonderful True Christian woman to some catholic pedophile mini anti-Christ deserving of being hanged by his testicles and having his penis skinned with a cheese grater, you go too far!!!

APOLOGIZE TO THE KINDEST AND MOST LOVELIEST OF TRUE CHRISTIAN LADIES TO EVER SET FOOT IN FREEHOLD RIGHT THIS INSTANCE, YOUNG HEIFER!!!

[tLakota]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Who is it? I must have missed something. Who did you choose?

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You know who I'm talking about and you know she is 100% grade A woman, you jealous little strumpet.

APOLOGIZE TO THE KINDEST AND MOST LOVELIEST OF TRUE CHRISTIAN LADIES TO EVER SET FOOT IN FREEHOLD RIGHT THIS INSTANCE, YOUNG HEIFER!!!

I believe you mean "this instant". And I will overlook you calling me a bovine, as I realize now that you did mean a True Christian(tm) who is very dear to my heart and I would never wish to harm her delicate feelings.

So, I will make my announcement loud and clear:

I APOLOGIZE FOR COMPARING YOU TO THAT HELLBOUND SISSY CATHOHOLIC FATHER MARTIAN. I DID NOT REALIZE TWINKIE-BOY MEANT YOU.

CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME, SISTER VICTORYOS?

[Shirlee Phelps-Dodge]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, JESUS CHRIST on a POPSICLE STICK.

I see this idiot is back, barking his fool head off like a dog tied up in a yard full of cats. And the cats are squabbling and hissing and clawing at one another like street whores fighting over the last john!

Will we never be free of this foolishness?


Sweetie, I'll meet you behind the Dairy Queen at 10, as usual. I've got a box of Twinkies for you.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME, SISTER VICTORYOS?

VICTORYOS?!?!

Only in the hypothetical fact that if there was a competition for my heart between you and Sister Victory she would be the one to come out the winner. But are you just going to keep listing all the True Christian women who are better looking than you or are you going to finally get to the most beautiful True Christian woman in all of Freehold and apologize to that lovely women who happens to be the ONE, AND ONLY, LOVE of my life? (second to Jesus)

Your jealousy towards another True Christian woman is appalling. Well, the truth is that I didn't want you to join us for Bible Study. We had a sparring match afterwords and I thought you were simply to frail to compete. My beloved would have let you join, but it was ME - ME - who decided against it. Two's company; three's a crowd. So please stop taking this out on her by venting your utter contempt toward her for winning me over and beating you out of any chance of having me for yourself.

Did you ever go out with Hitoshi fellow? If that little nip is still around I'm sure he could fill the void in your seemingly empty life. I feel so sad for you and your lonely, miserable and pathetic lovelife.