[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Brother Bobby, perhaps "he" IS Hitlery come to infiltrate our Godly forum !

I don't think so, Pastor's Zeke, Billy-Reuben and Pistole have placed a prayer covering on this forum against demons. That incubus Sir Hilldog Clitoris could never get near this forum.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You're a girl? A girl who calls herself a "warrior" and is fixated with other women, we know what means. I had the You're a Hillary Clinton supporter!

Of course I'm not a woman. Fixated with women? What is that supposed to mean? That Monthly Visitor isn't even open to the public. You should know that, brother. Normally when someone insults me I lose my cool, but having meet you, if only for a brief moment, and afterwards having questions about your genetics and mental capabilities I don't believe you were trying to insult me. I truly believe you actually thought I might be a woman because I might have gone to the Monthly Visitor and was with Jen was NOT, definitely NOT at the Monthly Visitor last night. I am a MAN OF GOD, sir.

I was at church services last week sitting next to Sister Talitha. I was the only guy who wasn't dressed up in a suit and tie. I wore the t-shirt and the jeans. The coloreds at the entrance who took the coats were getting all uppity because I had that swastika tattoo. But Hitler stole it from the Buddhists. And the Buddhist pre-stole it from Jesus. Remember? I got a little out of hand and jumped all over that grand prix during the events in the parking lot and took my shirt off and threw it at that old lady? And I chased that colored girl around whipping her with my belt across the back. Everybody kept calling me "K-fed" for some reason. Remember? I figure there wouldn't be a riot two weeks in a row, and to be honest, I found the service itself pretty boring so I slept in this morning.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, little boy, I'm glad you figured out what's good for you. Don't show up here and make me use my bullwhip on you again!

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, little boy, I'm glad you figured out what's good for you. Don't show up here and make me use my bullwhip on you again!

Hmmmm I see. I turn my back for 5 minutes and my little Lapdog has being playing away
Look Vayhrghhhhhh, you had better make up your mind. "Playing the field" amongst the ladies of Landover is very frowned upon and I don't expect to have to share you with that slut dear Sister Jenny.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Hmmmm I see. I turn my back for 5 minutes and my little Lapdog has being playing away
Look Vayhrghhhhhh, you had better make up your mind. "Playing the field" amongst the ladies of Landover is very frowned upon and I don't expect to have to share you with that slut dear Sister Jenny.

Sister Talitha, I think the three of us need to get together and pray for guidance about this situation. I have no interest whatsoever in hiring on your button-sewer, but last night he showed up, quite insistent, and I was forced to beat him off to get him to leave.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Hmmmm I see. I turn my back for 5 minutes and my little Lapdog has being playing away
Look Vayhrghhhhhh, you had better make up your mind. "Playing the field" amongst the ladies of Landover is very frowned upon and I don't expect to have to share you with that slut dear Sister Jenny.

I don't know what you mean. I was definitely NOT at the Monthly Visitor last night!!! I drove back out to Des Moines and was out riding my 4-wheeler with a couple of guys from school til around 1050PM. Then I went home and took a shower. I stopped by Taco Bell on the way back to your place. My 4-wheeler turned over on me and my neck slammed into a rock. It was pretty muddy after all the raining. That's why I've got that bruise on my neck. I was definitely NOT at the Monthly Visitor last night!!!

It would take more than some girl with a tight little athletic body in skin tight spandex short shorts and tank top sweating away on an exercise bike to make me "play the field". That girl hates my guts. She REEEEAAALLLLYYYYY hates me. Oh, she hates me A LOT!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Sister Talitha, I think the three of us need to get together and pray for guidance about this situation. I have no interest whatsoever in hiring on your button-sewer, but last night he showed up, quite insistent, and I was forced to beat him off to get him to leave.

WHA-T!?!?!

What are you doing?!? I was so NOT there. Nothing happened!!

First rule: NEVER Change your story!!!You don't know her like I do. She will end you!!

[SUV]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Looks like I could not have come to a better thread to wish everyone a joyous
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

However, Mr War-Toast, please be advised that any further disrespect of our Glorious Leader, Pasta AlE Pizzle, will NOT be tolerated!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Looks like I could not have come to a better thread to wish everyone a joyous
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

However, Mr War-Toast, please be advised that any further disrespect of our Glorious Leader, Pasta AlE Pizzle, will NOT be tolerated!

Yes ma'am, Sister Sue, ma'am.

!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[SUV]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Oh my Wine Sippin' JESUS, I think I am in lurve.

Tell me, do you have any leftover Eggnog?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Oh my Wine Sippin' JESUS, I think I am in lurve.

Tell me, do you have any leftover Eggnog?

Leftovers? It's overs...

FRESH? YESH!!!

JESUS
Tis the REASON for the
SEASON

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Leftovers? It's overs...

FRESH? YESH!!!

"Yesh"? You should blush, young man!

Talitha, it seems that all this sewing has turned your boytoy charity case into a raging, lisping HOMERSEXUAL!

Disgusting.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

"Yesh"? You should blush, young man!

Talitha, it seems that all this sewing has turned your charity case into a raging, lisping HOMERSEXUAL!

Disgusting.

So how long do we keep this up, JennyDear?

These comments from a woman who thinks it's OK for catholic priests to snuggle with young boys?

Yes, keep up the sass mouth. It's like nothing happened.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Just to make sure, but..

By naughty corner do you maybe perchance mean Quarantine?

Y'all heathens have un unhealthy interest in the naughty corner, don't you? Perhaps you'd like to find out firsthand what the naughty corner is like?

Now be a good boy, repent of your sins, and tithe to this wonderful church.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I'm just scared of

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=338

No, I don't want to see how horrible Quarantine is. Btw Ms. Maisie, are all the horrible stories about him true?