[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

How dare you speak to him in this way JennyD, Pastor Ezekiel has already agreed that you are to be my property. I think it is time to dish out some discipline

Yeah, right after you pay my earthly father fifty shekels.

Good luck finding him. He was last seen in an out-of-control thresher. I suggest you start your search there.


And as for YOU, Shirlee, you mind your own business! Talitha is right, you're just jealous of our youth and beauty, you vicious old crone!

Did you get Mr. Snugglebunny's DOF file? He isn't really some helpless, stoop-shouldered, scrawny little geek boy of 13 with questionable hygiene who lives in Mommy's basement, is he?

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Did you get Mr. Snugglebunny's DOF file? He isn't really some helpless, stoop-shouldered, scrawny little geek boy of 13 with questionable hygiene who lives in Mommy's basement, is he?

Actually Sister Jenny, he's 17....................... but who's counting

[MacDaddy]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet, but I believe there is a perfect girl who meets your description at the following link.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4318

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

How dare you speak to him in this way JennyD, Pastor Ezekiel has already agreed that you are to be my property. I think it is time to dish out some discipline

Stop the presses. Exactly when did I say this?

Unsaved trash are not allowed to court True Christian™ ladies. Gracie, however, is still available at a steep discount.

And we are still awaiting your Tithe, heathen.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet, but I believe there is a perfect girl who meets your description at the following link.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4318

I don't mind a CHUBBY female. I don't even mind a woman other people would generally considered to be FAT... as LONG AS SHE MAINTAINS THE GENERAL CURVATURE AND FEMININITY OF A WOMAN!!!!! YOU KNOW - PRETTY FACE, WIDE HIPS, NARROWER WAIST, THIGHS THICK, CALVES NOT AS THICK, BIG ROUND BUTTOX, NOT FLAT, WIDE, AND BOX SHAPED, ET CETERA!!!!!

That "girl" is more... how do you say, BOVINE!!! Her mass is inapropriately centered in her torso TAKING AWAY ALL SEMBLANCE OF HUMANITY!!!

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!?!? DON'T YOU DAGOS NORMALLY JUST BUGGER YOUR SISTERS?? OR IS IT YOUR MOTHERS? I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.

[MacDaddy]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Stop the presses. Exactly when did I say this?

Well, you said it here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7378&page=3&highlight=macdaddy

As of now, Landover Baptist Church is the legal guardian of Miss Jennifer. If you'd like to discuss matrimony, click on that Paypal button below and send your *shekels to Jesus.

and i paid, you can check the paypal records, so perhaps you can remove the infraction points

[MacDaddy]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Unsaved trash are not allowed to court True Christian™ ladies.

There is another solution as well, I have shown great enthusiasm and tithed regularly, perhaps.. if it isn't too much trouble, I could be upgraded to member

[Only time will tell]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i am just gonna sum this thread up real quick for all those who came in late.

BarbarianBoi23882:He all j00 sexy ladies, u wan sum secks? lololol i'm cool amiright?!
the ladies: teehee little boys are fun!
the older ladies: TRAMPS! wheres my diaper?
BarbarianBoi23882: why you making fun o me!? ur old and imma tell mah mummy on u!? ;-;
mr. cool: i own you jennyd, cuz that guy over there on the internets said so.
jennyd: Orly?
zeky'ol'boy: no wai!
BarbarianBoi23882: HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASH
(some details were left out due to losing interest in post)

[VictoryOS]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i am just gonna sum this thread up real quick for all those who came in late.

BarbarianBoi23882:He all j00 sexy ladies, u wan sum secks? lololol i'm cool amiright?!
the ladies: teehee little boys are fun!
the older ladies: TRAMPS! wheres my diaper?
BarbarianBoi23882: why you making fun o me!? ur old and imma tell mah mummy on u!? ;-;
mr. cool: i own you jennyd, cuz that guy over there on the internets said so.
jennyd: Orly?
zeky'ol'boy: no wai!
BarbarianBoi23882: HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASH
(some details were left out due to losing interest in post)

Friend, how many of the drugs have you been taking?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, you said it here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7378&page=3&highlight=macdaddy

and i paid, you can check the paypal records, so perhaps you can remove the infraction points

What I said was after you tithed, we could DISCUSS matrimony. We have no intention of selling sister Jenny cheap. Especially to unsaved trash.

Feel free to discuss.

[Only time will tell]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Friend, how many of the drugs have you been taking?

i have to say, every post you've ever made that i've bothered to read involves accusing some one of being on "the drugs"

i think your hiding something, but to respond in futility, i have never done any drugs, and have only had one pina colada *however it's spelt* with rum.

i'm twenty one years of age.
i doubt many other of my peers could say the same.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i'm twenty one years of age.
i doubt many other of my peers could say the same.

I think it's likely they could say the same, if they're twenty.
Elsewise, they're probably just too wasted on fag-worthy cocktails and drugs to slur it out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i'm twenty one years of age.
i doubt many other of my peers could say the same.

I think it's likely they could say the same, if they're twenty.
Elsewise, they're probably just too wasted on fag-worthy cocktails and drugs to slur it out.

Amen, sister.

I think what he's trying to say is that all of his friends are crackheads and narcotics pushers who have either overdosed or have died in a hail of Godly police bullets. Either way, Jesus killed them and He'll get around to killing "only time" too.

The amount of marijuana this kid must be on, to make such imbecilic posts, is staggering.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Amen, sister.

I think what he's trying to say is that all of his friends are crackheads and narcotics pushers who have either overdosed or have died in a hail of Godly police bullets. Either way, Jesus killed them and He'll get around to killing "only time" too.

The amount of marijuana this kid must be on, to make such imbecilic posts, is staggering.

No doubt that's what be means, knowing the way youth are today. However, the young should probably learn to say what they mean properly and with decent grammar! If I wrote such nonsense in my teenage years, well, I wouldn't be around to tell you about it today, Pastor!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i am just gonna sum this thread up real quick for all those who came in late.

BarbarianBoi23882:He all j00 sexy ladies...

Friend, there are no joos on our forums, with the exception of the retarded Iraqi terrorist Jewsef, and he's hardly what you'd call a sexy lady.

i think your hiding something, but to respond in futility, i have never done any drugs, and have only had one pina colada *however it's spelt* with rum.

i'm twenty one years of age.

Do you have any friends, boy? If I were an unsaved young man, then to try and vainly attempt to fill the void in my heart left by the absence of Christ, I would dedicate myself to drinking vast quantities of strong cider with impressionable young feminazi tarts in short skirts and huffing mind-altering chemicals with shabby creatures of indeterminate gender. Of course, I don't need to do those things, because I have Jesus to keep me happy instead. But without the light of God or the brief, false light offered by chemical substances, your pointless life must be bleak indeed.