POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

ATTENTION ALL VIRGIN CHRISTIAN WOMEN!!!!!

Make yourselves known to me!!!

ATTENTION ALL WIDOWS OF GOOD MIND AND BODY!!!

Make yourselves known to me!!!

ATTENTION ALL THOSE WOMEN WHO HAVE REDEEMDED THEMSELVES IN CHRIST!!!

Make yourselves known to ME!!!

I'll KNOW that all females who do not reveal themselves are depraved whores who SPIT IN THE FACE OF BABY JESUS!!!! And any fornicating witch who dares to mock the sanctity of the word "TRUE Christian" while being a rotten trollop is deserving of having their vaginas filled with rusty razorblades and their pelvic regions crushed with a spiked iron mace!!!

If you have strong hair that doesn't pull out easily, a firm, hard, and tough body, lots of stamina, and if your faith in Jesus has given you an unusual tolerance for pain let me know. Wide childbearing hips are a major plus!!!

If you like a manly man with stubble, musk, hard sweaty muscles, and being picked up and tossed around that will also be a plus in your favor!!!

MAY THE WILL OF GOD BE DONE!!!!!!

WWWWRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH HHHH!!!

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

How do you like your Eggs in the Morning Mr Vahhyyrraaaarrrrrgggghhhhh?

I must say, you are a very excitable fellow

Do you like to Wrestle?
I like to Wrestle.

We'll have to stop all of that nasty swearing though. This is a True Christian(tm) area and if you don't mind your language I'll have to serve you up some nasty Infraction Points.

[JennyD]

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How do you like your Eggs in the Morning Mr Vahhyyrraaaarrrrrgggghhhhh?

His NAME is Mr. Snugglebunny, I'll have you know!

[tLakota]

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I don't know why I'm replying to this, but here I am. I'm not a blaspheming whore, so I guess I have to respond.......

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I don't know why I'm replying to this, but here I am. I'm not a blaspheming whore, so I guess I have to respond.......

And yet you haven't......

Why have you returned to haunt our Godly forum? Just to waste Christ's bandwidth?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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His NAME is Mr. Snugglebunny, I'll have you know!

AAAGGHHH!!!! I've NEVER snuggled with HER!!!! LIES I TELL YOU!!! LIES!!!!!!

I'm flattered by your interest in me. And like some psycho you've already taken to calling me by a "pet name" even though we've never even meet, but you look alittle frail and fragile by your avatar. I like crazy psycho b!#$%es who post fiery smilies to let all the other ladies know "back off, he's mine" just like any other man, but I'd hate to break you during the baby making process.

Sorry, little lady. I hear there is a little jap kid running around looking for something blonde. I'm sure you could handle him.

[Brother Temperance]

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I don't know why I'm replying to this, but here I am. I'm not a blaspheming whore, so I guess I have to respond.......

Well, you seem to be willing to unquestioningly obey anything a man tells you to do, no matter how bizarre or idiotic the request is. That's a good sign. You could probably do better than this nutjob.

[JennyD]

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AAAGGHHH!!!! I've NEVER snuggled with HER!!!! LIES I TELL YOU!!! LIES!!!!!!

I'm flattered by your interest in me. And like some psycho you've already taken to calling me by a "pet name" even though we've never even meet, but you look alittle frail and fragile by your avatar. I like crazy psycho b!#$%es who post fiery smilies to let all the other ladies know "back off, he's mine" just like any other man, but I'd hate to break you during the baby making process.

Sorry, little lady. I hear there is a little jap kid running around looking for something blonde. I'm sure you could handle him.

No thanks, Snugglebunny. Maybe Hirotchi is more your speed?

[Shirlee Phelps-Dodge]

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What is this UnGodly foolishness?!

Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!

I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!

Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

[Talitha]

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What is this UnGodly foolishness?!
Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!
I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!
Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

Silence you wrinkled old Fishwife.
Save your energy for kneeling in Church on Sunday.
There are no Harlots within the gates of Freehold.

You are merely envious of our youth.

Proverbs 27: 3-5
A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both. Wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous; but who is able to stand before envy? Open rebuke is better than secret love.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

What is this UnGodly foolishness?!

Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!

I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!

Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU OLD HAG BEFORE I TAKE AN IRON TO YOUR WRINKLED HIDE!!!! There is nothing worse than some old fossilized crone trying to force the uselessness and emptiness of her barren uterus and pathetic unlife on the youth of America!!!! I need my mommy to wipe MY ass!?!?!? You old bat, YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL YOUR BOWELS OR BLADDER!!!! GAAAGGGHHHH!!! YOU'VE GOT THIS WHOLE THREAD SMELLING LIKE ASPIRIN AND URINE SOILED DIAPERS!!!

DIE ALREADY, YOU OLE HAG!!! DDDIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

[Hitoshi]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

What is this UnGodly foolishness?!

Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!

I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!

Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

Silence you wrinkled old Fishwife.
Save your energy for kneeling in Church on Sunday.
There are no Harlots within the gates of Freehold.

You are merely envious of our youth.

[Brother Temperance]

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Why did you just post a picture of your lunch?

[Hitoshi]

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Why did you just post a picture of your lunch?

here is what lunch look like after I am process it

[MacDaddy]

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His NAME is Mr. Snugglebunny, I'll have you know!

How dare you speak to him in this way JennyD, Pastor Ezekiel has already agreed that you are to be my property. I think it is time to dish out some discipline