[Dancing With Myself]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I've seen her crush a watermelon with those thighs.
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Taken at Noah's Water Park, Freehold, Iowa on 23 Jan 2008

Weapons of mass destruction indeed.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Weapons of mass destruction indeed.

LOL!

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

LOL!

If these weapons were to get the wrong hands... Only God knows what's going to happen then.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

If these weapons were to get the wrong hands... Only God knows what's going to happen then.

I'm not sure there are any safe hands for those weapons.

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'm not sure there are any safe hands for those weapons.

Lets hope it's not one of the TC's.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'm not sure there are any safe hands for those weapons.

Don't get any ideas about putting yours on them, lezbo.

She is MY special someone.

[Dancing With Myself]

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I'm flattered, but I'm married.

There you go.

[JennyD]

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BAH!! He isn't ignoring anyone. That's just how fags admit their inferiority and defeat in arguments without actually stating it. The fact that he lost to you demonstrates his lack of wit, absence of intellect, and catcher mentality as far as faggot mentalities go. I bet he gets his fudge packed RRRRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL TIGHT and RRRRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL DEEP!!!

Mister, you are speaking of a True Christian(tm)! May I remind you of your place, "Member"?!

Please keep your disgusting sodomitious fantasies away from this Godly forum, and stop including my dear friend Brother Smith in them!

Scared! I knew it.

I bet you'll think twice next time you threaten to violently sexual assault a True Christian lady. Because you'll have to deal with me!!!!

You are NEITHER a True Christian(tm) NOR a lady, but it's interesting to see that's how you perceive yourself. And, er, gracious of you to offer yourself in Talitha's place for the violent sexual assault.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Don't get any ideas about putting yours on them, lezbo.

She is MY special someone.

No worries there - I don't do girls, and I'm married to the only man I'm interested in.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Mister, you are speaking of a True Christian™! May I remind you of your place, "Member"?!

Please keep your disgusting sodomitious fantasies away from this Godly forum, and stop including my dear friend Brother Smith in them!

If I recall I pegged Zeke for a sodomite faerie and now we see that he's a GAY PORN STAR who likes to get his fudge packed...

RRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL DEEP!!!

He was not merely a True Christian, but A PASTOR!!! So your little titles mean nothing to me. MY LOVE clearly sees the True Christian spirit in me so your opinion is meaningless. Especially considering your a simple minded woman.

You are NEITHER a True Christian™ NOR a lady, but it's interesting to see that's how you perceive yourself. And, er, gracious of you to offer yourself in Talitha's place for the violent sexual assault.

You're over at that dinky little hotel of yours so I wouldn't be so bold if I were you. I'm staying at Tallie's place over the weekend so I'm here in town right now so you don't have the illusion of safety you usually have while in Colorado. I have a right mind to come over there and deal upon you the FULL FORCE of my HOT FIERY RAGING FURY!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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No worries there - I don't do girls, and I'm married to the only man I'm interested in.

...well, you better WATCH IT!!! This is the second time I've had to come down you you, lezbo. The next time I might have to DROP THE HAMMER on you. Tallie showed me your DOF file so I know where you live.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

If I recall I pegged Zeke, that sodomite faerie and now we see that he's a GAY PORN STAR who likes to get his fudge packed...

RRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL DEEP!!!

You pegged Pastor Ezekiel?!

Oh, dear. You must have been the one at the jail who sexually assaulted him! How . . . disgusting!

You're over at that dinky little hotel of yours so I wouldn't be so bold if I were you. I'm staying at Tallie's place over the weekend so I'm here in town right now so you don't have the illusion of safety you usually have while in Colorado. I have a right mind to come over there and deal upon you the FULL FORCE of my HOT FIERY RAGING FURY!!!

I've never been to Colorado once in my life, you dimwitted boob.

Meanwhile, your limp-wristed slapping isn't much of a threat, even if you WERE strong enough to sodomize Pastor Ezekiel in jail. Let's face it, he's a Lover of God(c), not a fighter.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

What I said was,

If I recall I pegged Zeke *for a* sodomite faerie and now we see that he's a GAY PORN STAR who likes to get his fudge packed...

The fruits of your text twisting is,

If I recall I pegged Zeke *, the* sodomite faerie and now we see that he's a GAY PORN STAR who likes to get his fudge packed...

You clearly have a lot of pent up perverted thoughts. You're a sexual deviant, Miss Jenny!!! I bet you dress in leather outfits and spank yourself alone at night. Not to mention the vibrators and other sex utensils you no doubt implore. I knew you were a sick freak the moment you implied that it was OK for that boy you tend to to be cuddled by catholic priests. You are one sick saucy wench. I give you that.

Meanwhile, your limp-wristed slapping isn't much of a threat, even if you WERE strong enough to sodomize Pastor Ezekiel in jail. Let's face it, he's a Lover of God©, not a fighter.

So you think your little scrawny behind can handle the FURY & FORCE of a WARRIOR OF CHRIST'S WARHOST!!!

HA! HAHA HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to march right over to that rinky dinky dive of yours, bust down the door to the master bedroom where you stay, and nail you hard and fast!!!! Right and left across both cheeks!!!

Your cheeks are going to be so red afterwords that every time you look in a mirror you'll swear you're seeing Satan's Reflection.

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Having a lot of fonts doesn't make you seem any cooler.

-1 point for you.

[snottyduck]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Having a lot of fonts doesn't make you seem any cooler.

-1 point for you.

Yeh, and it doesn't read easy so start using 1 font only and skip on the excessive colors. Would make life easier.