[tLakota]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Is Sister Talitha or Jenny still interested? I'm sure they're meeting the criteria you've set forth. I have to admit though, a picture might help someone decide. But in any case, welcome back to the forums.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

That's what I'm thinking too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!

AND MORE FILLED WITH THE JOY OF JESUS THAN EVER...

GLOOOOOOWWWWWWWW-RRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Now that I have reached 18 seasons and finally graduated from the GODLESS and SECULAR Des Moines ANTI-educational system of negro coddling, feminazing, and fag enabling I can finally enter unto the earthly KINGDOM of GOD

FREEHOLD IOWA!!!

Now, TRUE CHRISTIAN virgins of EXCELLENT STANDARDS!!!! The most VIRILE, MANLY, and MOST BIBLICALLY ACTIONED WARRIOR OF THE MIGHTY WARHOST OF JESUS HAS RETURNED TO TAKE A MATE. I already have a sweet special lady in mind, but since I was only 17 at the time we meet I won't go mentioning names because the secular leftist will probably try and arrest her for some foolish secular law that they might try and claim she committed even though they have no proof for their vicious slander. (I told you that in confidence Mathew with one "T" and that is why I punched your tongue down your throat and then pulled it out the end where the sun don't shine!! And don't think that just because I'm 18 I'm afraid of being charged as an adult!!! You keep your mouth shut!! I'll deny anything you claim I told you because I told you nothing!!! Nothing, you here me?!?! I will put any of you other Lincoln pukes in wheel chairs - permanently - if you go around repeating his lies!! I am a man of GOD. You won't see it coming.)

ANYWAY, True Christian Ladies, if you've got a STRONG back, tough hair, child bearing hips, a solid firm buttocks, and LOADS OF STAMINA (yeah, I'm talking to you)you know where to find me... or at least you will - I'M COMING TO FREEHOLD!!! SHOUT GLORY!!!!

WRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i am just gonna sum this thread up real quick for all those who came in late.

BarbarianBoi23882:He all j00 sexy ladies...

Friend, there are no joos on our forums, with the exception of the retarded Iraqi terrorist Jewsef, and he's hardly what you'd call a sexy lady.

i think your hiding something, but to respond in futility, i have never done any drugs, and have only had one pina colada *however it's spelt* with rum.

i'm twenty one years of age.

Do you have any friends, boy? If I were an unsaved young man, then to try and vainly attempt to fill the void in my heart left by the absence of Christ, I would dedicate myself to drinking vast quantities of strong cider with impressionable young feminazi tarts in short skirts and huffing mind-altering chemicals with shabby creatures of indeterminate gender. Of course, I don't need to do those things, because I have Jesus to keep me happy instead. But without the light of God or the brief, false light offered by chemical substances, your pointless life must be bleak indeed.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Amen, sister.

I think what he's trying to say is that all of his friends are crackheads and narcotics pushers who have either overdosed or have died in a hail of Godly police bullets. Either way, Jesus killed them and He'll get around to killing "only time" too.

The amount of marijuana this kid must be on, to make such imbecilic posts, is staggering.

No doubt that's what be means, knowing the way youth are today. However, the young should probably learn to say what they mean properly and with decent grammar! If I wrote such nonsense in my teenage years, well, I wouldn't be around to tell you about it today, Pastor!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i'm twenty one years of age.
i doubt many other of my peers could say the same.

I think it's likely they could say the same, if they're twenty.
Elsewise, they're probably just too wasted on fag-worthy cocktails and drugs to slur it out.

Amen, sister.

I think what he's trying to say is that all of his friends are crackheads and narcotics pushers who have either overdosed or have died in a hail of Godly police bullets. Either way, Jesus killed them and He'll get around to killing "only time" too.

The amount of marijuana this kid must be on, to make such imbecilic posts, is staggering.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i'm twenty one years of age.
i doubt many other of my peers could say the same.

I think it's likely they could say the same, if they're twenty.
Elsewise, they're probably just too wasted on fag-worthy cocktails and drugs to slur it out.

[Only time will tell]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Friend, how many of the drugs have you been taking?

i have to say, every post you've ever made that i've bothered to read involves accusing some one of being on "the drugs"

i think your hiding something, but to respond in futility, i have never done any drugs, and have only had one pina colada *however it's spelt* with rum.

i'm twenty one years of age.
i doubt many other of my peers could say the same.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, you said it here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7378&page=3&highlight=macdaddy

and i paid, you can check the paypal records, so perhaps you can remove the infraction points

What I said was after you tithed, we could DISCUSS matrimony. We have no intention of selling sister Jenny cheap. Especially to unsaved trash.

Feel free to discuss.

[VictoryOS]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i am just gonna sum this thread up real quick for all those who came in late.

BarbarianBoi23882:He all j00 sexy ladies, u wan sum secks? lololol i'm cool amiright?!
the ladies: teehee little boys are fun!
the older ladies: TRAMPS! wheres my diaper?
BarbarianBoi23882: why you making fun o me!? ur old and imma tell mah mummy on u!? ;-;
mr. cool: i own you jennyd, cuz that guy over there on the internets said so.
jennyd: Orly?
zeky'ol'boy: no wai!
BarbarianBoi23882: HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASH
(some details were left out due to losing interest in post)

Friend, how many of the drugs have you been taking?

[Only time will tell]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

i am just gonna sum this thread up real quick for all those who came in late.

BarbarianBoi23882:He all j00 sexy ladies, u wan sum secks? lololol i'm cool amiright?!
the ladies: teehee little boys are fun!
the older ladies: TRAMPS! wheres my diaper?
BarbarianBoi23882: why you making fun o me!? ur old and imma tell mah mummy on u!? ;-;
mr. cool: i own you jennyd, cuz that guy over there on the internets said so.
jennyd: Orly?
zeky'ol'boy: no wai!
BarbarianBoi23882: HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASH
(some details were left out due to losing interest in post)

[MacDaddy]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Unsaved trash are not allowed to court True Christian™ ladies.

There is another solution as well, I have shown great enthusiasm and tithed regularly, perhaps.. if it isn't too much trouble, I could be upgraded to member

[MacDaddy]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Stop the presses. Exactly when did I say this?

Well, you said it here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7378&page=3&highlight=macdaddy

As of now, Landover Baptist Church is the legal guardian of Miss Jennifer. If you'd like to discuss matrimony, click on that Paypal button below and send your *shekels to Jesus.

and i paid, you can check the paypal records, so perhaps you can remove the infraction points

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet, but I believe there is a perfect girl who meets your description at the following link.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4318

I don't mind a CHUBBY female. I don't even mind a woman other people would generally considered to be FAT... as LONG AS SHE MAINTAINS THE GENERAL CURVATURE AND FEMININITY OF A WOMAN!!!!! YOU KNOW - PRETTY FACE, WIDE HIPS, NARROWER WAIST, THIGHS THICK, CALVES NOT AS THICK, BIG ROUND BUTTOX, NOT FLAT, WIDE, AND BOX SHAPED, ET CETERA!!!!!

That "girl" is more... how do you say, BOVINE!!! Her mass is inapropriately centered in her torso TAKING AWAY ALL SEMBLANCE OF HUMANITY!!!

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!?!? DON'T YOU DAGOS NORMALLY JUST BUGGER YOUR SISTERS?? OR IS IT YOUR MOTHERS? I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.