[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Miss Maisy Maisie,

And with all the rude hate speech that idiot was spouting, I was merely suggesting that he would go there, and trying to support you, not him. Because you seem to be one of the nicer mods, and with that idiot calling everyone who disagrees with him a Blasphemy removed, especially you for that matter, ticks me off.

Sorry if that looked imposing. Perhaps we could be friends?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh, how sweetie weetie!! Da wuddle runt has a wuddle crush on you. Will you wettum wold yo hand?

Gunna gib'm a smoochie woochie?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maisie and Magidork sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love
then come marriage
then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I'm just scared of

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=338

No, I don't want to see how horrible Quarantine is. Btw Ms. Maisie, are all the horrible stories about him true?

Clown Boy was a depraved, sad, sad little man. No, you don't want to spend time with him. He ain't right in the head, and he spurned the gift of salvation offered by our Pastors and, of course, our Lord Jesus.

I see no reason why you couldn't be a friend, sugar, if you were to get Saved(R).

You see the bible says it ain't proper to be in the company of those that ain't saved as they can lead the righteous astray without even realizing it. Satan works through them, see.

Now if you were to become Saved(R), then I'd be happy to have you stop by for tea if you were to visit the lovely Louisiana.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I'm just scared of

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=338

No, I don't want to see how horrible Quarantine is. Btw Ms. Maisie, are all the horrible stories about him true?

I read up on Clown. Seems he was profoundly retarded; unable to string together coherent sentences, and beyond grasping any intelligent discourse. I also read that he was not a mere troll, but a Trolltard . . . nay, THE Trolltard. Clown was the epitome of Trolltardness. Stupid, boring, AND vulgar, all at the same time. Imagine the boringness of Maggoty Old Crone, the semi-literacy of Fallen Angel or Pimplezillawwe, and the vulgarity of just about every troll we've ever banned, and you've got Clown.

I hear his own mother killed herself out of embarassment when she gave birth to him.

If those are the horrible stories you heard, then yes, they're true.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

And with all the rude hate speech that idiot was spouting, I was merely suggesting that he would go there, and trying to support you, not him. Because you seem to be one of the nicer mods, and with that idiot calling everyone who disagrees with him a Blasphemy removed, especially you for that matter, ticks me off.

Sorry if that looked imposing. Perhaps we could be friends?

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I'm just scared of

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=338

No, I don't want to see how horrible Quarantine is. Btw Ms. Maisie, are all the horrible stories about him true?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Just to make sure, but..

By naughty corner do you maybe perchance mean Quarantine?

Y'all heathens have un unhealthy interest in the naughty corner, don't you? Perhaps you'd like to find out firsthand what the naughty corner is like?

Now be a good boy, repent of your sins, and tithe to this wonderful church.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

"Yesh"? You should blush, young man!

Talitha, it seems that all this sewing has turned your charity case into a raging, lisping HOMERSEXUAL!

Disgusting.

So how long do we keep this up, JennyDear?

These comments from a woman who thinks it's OK for catholic priests to snuggle with young boys?

Yes, keep up the sass mouth. It's like nothing happened.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Leftovers? It's overs...

FRESH? YESH!!!

"Yesh"? You should blush, young man!

Talitha, it seems that all this sewing has turned your boytoy charity case into a raging, lisping HOMERSEXUAL!

Disgusting.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Oh my Wine Sippin' JESUS, I think I am in lurve.

Tell me, do you have any leftover Eggnog?

Leftovers? It's overs...

FRESH? YESH!!!

JESUS
Tis the REASON for the
SEASON

[SUV]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Oh my Wine Sippin' JESUS, I think I am in lurve.

Tell me, do you have any leftover Eggnog?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Looks like I could not have come to a better thread to wish everyone a joyous
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

However, Mr War-Toast, please be advised that any further disrespect of our Glorious Leader, Pasta AlE Pizzle, will NOT be tolerated!

Yes ma'am, Sister Sue, ma'am.

!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[SUV]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Looks like I could not have come to a better thread to wish everyone a joyous
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

However, Mr War-Toast, please be advised that any further disrespect of our Glorious Leader, Pasta AlE Pizzle, will NOT be tolerated!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Sister Talitha, I think the three of us need to get together and pray for guidance about this situation. I have no interest whatsoever in hiring on your button-sewer, but last night he showed up, quite insistent, and I was forced to beat him off to get him to leave.

WHA-T!?!?!

What are you doing?!? I was so NOT there. Nothing happened!!

First rule: NEVER Change your story!!!You don't know her like I do. She will end you!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Hmmmm I see. I turn my back for 5 minutes and my little Lapdog has being playing away
Look Vayhrghhhhhh, you had better make up your mind. "Playing the field" amongst the ladies of Landover is very frowned upon and I don't expect to have to share you with that slut dear Sister Jenny.

I don't know what you mean. I was definitely NOT at the Monthly Visitor last night!!! I drove back out to Des Moines and was out riding my 4-wheeler with a couple of guys from school til around 1050PM. Then I went home and took a shower. I stopped by Taco Bell on the way back to your place. My 4-wheeler turned over on me and my neck slammed into a rock. It was pretty muddy after all the raining. That's why I've got that bruise on my neck. I was definitely NOT at the Monthly Visitor last night!!!

It would take more than some girl with a tight little athletic body in skin tight spandex short shorts and tank top sweating away on an exercise bike to make me "play the field". That girl hates my guts. She REEEEAAALLLLYYYYY hates me. Oh, she hates me A LOT!!!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Hmmmm I see. I turn my back for 5 minutes and my little Lapdog has being playing away
Look Vayhrghhhhhh, you had better make up your mind. "Playing the field" amongst the ladies of Landover is very frowned upon and I don't expect to have to share you with that slut dear Sister Jenny.

Sister Talitha, I think the three of us need to get together and pray for guidance about this situation. I have no interest whatsoever in hiring on your button-sewer, but last night he showed up, quite insistent, and I was forced to beat him off to get him to leave.