[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Really. So you get off calling me gay, and then you start posting in pink font.

I see, so using a pink text color is what makes someone gay? Is that how you faggots try and rationalize your behavior while packing other dudes' fudge? Suck all the cock and be on the receiving end of all the pitches you like, but as long as you don't use the color pink you're OK with God?

!!!WRONG!!!
Leviticus 18 :22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

As EHM pointed out, you're a hypocrite.

That makes you just as much a fool as he is see as you didn't bother to actually read the verses either. You've had your nose so far up his ass these past few days. Why don't you two figure out which one of you is going to be the b*tch and and get a room.

You and your faggot lover are going to

BURN
IN
HELL

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

There's a simple explanation for Vayhr, you know.

Large........tallywhacker........complex. *Snicker*

Tali said my 7.25 inches were adequate enough. Now she won't even answer my calls.



What did I ever do to you you mean insensitive, B*TCH!?!?!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

Mother is enjoying the money. The b*tch plans to get some J-400 jacuzzi, not to mention other things.

You insensitive bitc

You stupi

My driver's license clearly states my birthdate. I'm 18 and you know it!! How can you be so idioti

They can't prove anything without my testimony about what DID NOT happen back in January when I was 17.

No private eye can even get through the gates you dumb *sigh*

You're telling me Bobby-joe authorized some unsaved asshole detective a pass? That f*cker I will kill hi have to have a talk with him.

Look here, woman. I still have the video from those three times we made those prayer videos. Even the one in January with the floor mat and candles.

DO NOTTOY WITH MY AFFECTIONS, WOMAN!!!!!

I think I've been too giving in this relationship. I loved to see you happy and I've treated you with more respect than any woman in the bible could hope to receive. What was I thinking caring about your feelings? Wanting to see you smile?

It's true, isn't it? Women only like jerks. Maybe I'm going to have to get biblical on your ass.

I WILL GIVE NOTHING!!!!
BUT TAKE EVERYTHING!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

A DEMON-RIDDEN "WARRIOR" named CLARENCE? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Sister Talitha, you have just made my day!

You're going to have a black and blue demon across your left eye if you don't shut up and mind your own business, you spook paranoid c*nt!!!

And Clarence is my middle name. And it's just a normalized version of my real middle name. My name is Zephyrn. Yes, my mother was a hippy.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

So you ARE a pedophile.

And beating up the child's mother when she decided to bring in the law instead of surrendering yourself to the police and confessing your crime isn't very Christ-like. People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

Beat up my MOTHER?!?!?

HA!

I wouldn't allow anyone to harm my mother!!!

She paid her off because she's a dumb stupid idiotic brain dead woman!!! I KNOW! PAID HER WHY????? FOR WHAT!! I'M F*CKING 18 years old!!!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Oh, Clarence, I'm so impressed. If you think you can get past our hidden pressure sensors, trained guard dogs, and Mr. Thyme's gorillas associates, then please do make the attempt. Several rather burly and nasty-tempered members of my personal staff will be waiting inside to give you the proper welcome due an uninvited "guest."

Do you also suffer from Tourette's Syndrome, or do you resort to profanity so much because you're language-poor?

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Clarence. He's lost his job sewing for Talitha after accusing her of all manner of vile perversion, and he's announced that he has a dismally small 3.25-inch tallywhacker for all to see.



Claire, I think it's time for you to come to Jesus, instead of hiding your frustration in this silly role-playing nonsense. Wouldn't you rather feel the white-hot Love of Jesus penetrating you than, say, Joe the Butcher?

Jesus won't make fun of your little willie, I promise. After all, He gave it to you!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Zephyprn. He's lost his job sewing for Talitha after accusing her of all manner of vile perversion, and he's announced that he has an incredibly large 7.25-inch tallywhacker for all to see.

I wouldn't say it's incredibly large, but Tali said it's much bigger than any she's had unintentionally glanced at before. She still isn't answering my phone calls. This makes no sense. Somebody got to her.

This is a serious matter, Jenny. Your attempts to insight my rage and get me to come over to your hotel isn't going to work. Just because Tali isn't talking to me doesn't mean I'd succumb to your advances if you got another chance to try and sink your claws into me. Can you not get past your lust for me for long enough to see that I'm in pain? This simply isn't the time.

Me and Tali are going to make this work or those videos are going up all over the internet, DAMNIT!!!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Claire, it's not nice to threaten Sister Tali with exposing her sweatshop employment center for underprivileged children. You know she likes to keep her charitable works private!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Claire, it's not nice to threaten Sister Tali with exposing her sweatshop for underprivileged children. You know she likes to keep her charitable works private!

Tali does not operate a sweatshop!!! THAT IS A BOLD FACED LIE!!! THAT IS SLANDER, WENCH!!!

And to believe she calls you "friend"!!! YOU!?!?!

YOU, who could not be happy for her when she finally found someone who cared about her after her husband died!!!

YOU, who tried to steal her man from her by playing with FIRE and excited the RAGE of Christ's Warrior only to get him to come over, to bash your brains in, only to try and seduce him with your even tan, toned thighs, firm buttox, ample bossom, and skin tight workout short shorts and tank top!!!

Admit it!!! You hate her!!! You are jealous of her money, popularity, body builder thighs and rock solid behind!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRR!!!!
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
GRRRRRR!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Claire, she's having a nervous breakdown.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Claire, she's having a nervous breakdown.

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[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Talitha, could you please clean up this mess? You've ruined another sewing boy.

Poor Clarabelle.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Vayhr (or Clarence is it?),

I don't use Bible searches on the internet as I do not trust them to be pure and unabridged (the internet is crawling with liberals).

Instead, I contacted my neighbor (a God fearing man) to help me out since I have only been through the Bible twice now. Those were the only ones that he was able to think of on short notice so if you've got a problem with what he picked, take it up with him.

Now, onto the problem with your manners. I'm a fairly understanding fellow so I try to let your behavior slide since I have no doubt that it stems from larger problems in your life:

-Sexual frustration
-Undersized penis
-Slumber parties with your overly "friendly" uncle
-Terrible back acne (bacne)
-Bed wetting problems through middle school
-Retardation
-A gluttonous diet of man juice
-Your best friend "sharded all your epics" on WoW
-You still live with your mommy
-Severe case of dementia
-chronic masturbation
-The kids at school poured sheep blood on you and you didn't develop fire-starting abilities
-You were breast fed to the age of 9

I tried to be the bigger man (I should have no problems in that department, I hear), but your complete lack of respect for EVERYBODY is ruining my cool. Besides, those God awful colors you insist on posting in hurt my eyes and bring your sexual orientation into question. I'm am going to ask you one last time to cease and desist from your unseemly demeanor. To be frank, I think it's pissing off God.

Your friend,
EHM

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Vayhr (or Clarence is it?),

I don't use Bible searches on the internet as I do not trust them to be pure and unabridged (the internet is crawling with liberals).

Instead, I contacted my neighbor (a God fearing man) to help me out since I have only been through the Bible twice now. Those were the only ones that he was able to think of on short notice so if you've got a problem with what he picked, take it up with him.

mmmmmmmmmooooooooooOOOOOOOooo!!!

Now, onto the problem with your manners. I'm a fairly understanding fellow so I try to let your behavior slide since I have no doubt that it stems from larger problems in your life:

-Sexual control and godly chasity
-Overdersized penis
-Being victim of attempted seduction by an overly "friendly" True Christian girl at The Monthly Visitor
-Terrible anger issues
-Bed wetting problems during infancy
-High Intelligence
-A diet of red meat
-Your best friend is Jesus
-You are still in High School and still live with your mommy at the age of 18
-Severe case of confidence
-chronic brawling
-The kids at school get their asses kicked by you
-You were breast fed to the age of 9 months

Those don't sound like problems to me, loser.

I tried to be the bigger man (which will be a problem seeing that I am so small in the pants), but your complete lack of respect for EVERYBODY is making me insecure. Besides, those Godly colors you insist on posting in hurt my eyes and bring my sexual orientation into question. I'm am going to ask you one last time to cease and desist from your godly demeanor. To be frank, I think it's pissing off Satan.

Your friend,
EHM

I care
not about off
.............................old ending Satan!!!
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