[Glendora Christianson]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Miss.Hellion, i thinks you be tellin us a big fat lie there, cuz Mr.Legion saids in the bibles that he were more than one demons he had them multipple personalty disorders an cuz Mr.Legion were such a loon lord Jesus put him in some piggies an then them piggies went for a liddle swims in the seas

Precious Petal, Mother Glynndie needs to warn you about Mr Legion's Ouija board. I am aware that Ouija boards can make a person GAY!!! I have included scientific proof by posting a link below, which I would rather you not visit. Anyway:

"Most weddings occasion unambiguous joy, but at this one, reactions run the gamut from delight to incredulity. Jamie's mother, Laura, freely confesses to having been a "monster mom" when Jamie first told her he was gay, seven years ago. He recalls her blaming a demon that might have possessed him one day while he was using a Ouija board. Today, however, she is fighting a losing battle with her false eyelashes as the tears flow, and the tears are happy ones. "It's amazingly wonderful and appropriate," she says of the marriage, "and it breaks my heart"—not that Jamie is gay or is marrying a man, but that he is making this final transition out of childhood."

EVIL GAY OUIJA BOARD LINK

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Precious Petal, Mother Glynndie needs to warn you about Mr Legion's Ouija board. I am aware that Ouija boards can make a person GAY!!! I have included scientific proof by posting a link below, which I would rather you not visit. Anyway:

"Most weddings occasion unambiguous joy, but at this one, reactions run the gamut from delight to incredulity. Jamie's mother, Laura, freely confesses to having been a "monster mom" when Jamie first told her he was gay, seven years ago. He recalls her blaming a demon that might have possessed him one day while he was using a Ouija board. Today, however, she is fighting a losing battle with her false eyelashes as the tears flow, and the tears are happy ones. "It's amazingly wonderful and appropriate," she says of the marriage, "and it breaks my heart"—not that Jamie is gay or is marrying a man, but that he is making this final transition out of childhood."

EVIL GAY OUIJA BOARD LINK

I've played with Ouija boards hundreds of times and I'm not gay or possessed by demons.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

An agnostic loses either way. Best you believe as the bible tells you to and take a chance on not going to HELL.....assuming women have souls at all, we are not really sure.

Well, if women don't have souls then heaven's going to be one big gay fest. I bet you'd like that. Oh wait...calling you gay is an insult to gay people. Sorry gay people!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Well, if women don't have souls then heaven's going to be one big gay fest. I bet you'd like that. Oh wait...calling you gay is an insult to gay people. Sorry gay people!

All the queers will be in HELL. I'm not sure where the women will be, but if they are all like you, they will be YAPPITY-YAP-YAP-YAPPING!

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And that's after you've been here less than a month. Young lady, I have every confidence that we can cure you of your satanic tendencies and have you tithing to Jesus in time to cook Pastor Al a lovely big turkey for Christmas.

I told you, it had nothing to do with you. You were the ones who made me Atheist to begin with. It's the Ouija board and demon appearances that made me think otherwise. I thought I was crazy. But the Ouija board told me things I never knew and those things were true, I later found out. And I thought the black-cloaked figures shifting through the shadows were all in my head. But I couldn't control them or make them go away like I'd be able to if it were in my mind. And when they got close to me, everything got really cold (my room was 80 degrees at the time) and I could feel him breathing down my neck. It was a strange occurence. If only I could analyze it.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Miss.Hellion, i thinks you be tellin us a big fat lie there, cuz Mr.Legion saids in the bibles that he were more than one demons he had them multipple personalty disorders an cuz Mr.Legion were such a loon lord Jesus put him in some piggies an then them piggies went for a liddle swims in the seas

It was a demon in Legion. And Legion talks as if he's one person anyway. His name was Peter. He was killed by his father and joined Legion in order to seek revenge. He would have initially went to heaven had he not sought vengeance. So Satan and god agreed to put him on earth as a spirit. As far as I know, he's still in limbo.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I told you, it had nothing to do with you. You were the ones who made me Atheist to begin with. It's the Ouija board and demon appearances that made me think otherwise. I thought I was crazy. But the Ouija board told me things I never knew and those things were true, I later found out. And I thought the black-cloaked figures shifting through the shadows were all in my head. But I couldn't control them or make them go away like I'd be able to if it were in my mind. And when they got close to me, everything got really cold (my room was 80 degrees at the time) and I could feel him breathing down my neck. It was a strange occurence. If only I could analyze it.

I can analyze it. Drugs. End of story. If you need some help getting off the hard stuff (the WEEGEE board, I mean), we will gladly send a couple of highly trained pastors with a battery, some wire and a few alligator clips with which to cleanse your soul.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I told you, it had nothing to do with you. You were the ones who made me Atheist to begin with. It's the Ouija board and demon appearances that made me think otherwise. I thought I was crazy. But the Ouija board told me things I never knew and those things were true, I later found out. And I thought the black-cloaked figures shifting through the shadows were all in my head. But I couldn't control them or make them go away like I'd be able to if it were in my mind. And when they got close to me, everything got really cold (my room was 80 degrees at the time) and I could feel him breathing down my neck. It was a strange occurence. If only I could analyze it.

This rant confirms what i have suspected ever since your first post. You are clearly possessed by demons girl. I strongly urge you to contact Pastor Pistle directly by hitting the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. If you make a generous love offering, Jesus can heal you. Do not wait!

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

This rant confirms what i have suspected ever since your first post. You are clearly possessed by demons girl. I strongly urge you to contact Pastor Pistle directly by hitting the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen. If you make a generous love offering, Jesus can heal you. Do not wait!

Ok. I give to this church...ALL MY DEBTS AND BURDENS!!! Haha. I'm starting to think this is just a scam to get people's money and you're not really christian at all. And I'm not possessed by Demons. Have you ever seen The Exorcist or The Exorcism of Emily Rose? That's a real possessed person. Both were based off true stories. There actually was a case for Emily Rose. But the real girl's name wasn't Emily Rose. It was Anneliese Michel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Ok. I give to this church...ALL MY DEBTS AND BURDENS!!! Haha. I'm starting to think this is just a scam to get people's money and you're not really christian at all. And I'm not possessed by Demons. Have you ever seen The Exorcist or The Exorcism of Emily Rose? That's a real possessed person. Both were based off true stories. There actually was a case for Emily Rose. But the real girl's name wasn't Emily Rose. It was Anneliese Michel.

Listen harlot; we pastors travel all over the world performing REAL exorcisms. Those movies are a like a walk in the park compared to the real thing. The things we see would curl your hair.

We can help rid you of the demons that are talking to you in your head, but you can't expect us to restore you to something like normalcy without payment, now can you? We need to cover the costs of fuel for our Lear Jets, and then there are the hotels and meals and assorted sundries for our travelling companions. Believe you me it all adds up. A love offering of $5,000 will get the ball rolling. That is our hourly rate.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

Harlot, we do not take kindly to women selling their bodies here. Your body is your husband's and your husband's alone. Be careful with your harlotry, since God has been known to make whores' skirts fly up to embarrass them....

“Therefore will I discover thy skirts upon thy face, that thy shame may appear. I have seen thine adulteries, and thy neighings, the lewdness of thy whoredom, and thine abominations on the hills in the fields” (Jeremiah 13:26-27).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

It was a demon in Legion. And Legion talks as if he's one person anyway. His name was Peter. He was killed by his father and joined Legion in order to seek revenge. He would have initially went to heaven had he not sought vengeance. So Satan and god agreed to put him on earth as a spirit. As far as I know, he's still in limbo.

No, you are incorrect there.
Mark 5:9 And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

I suppose you probably think the American Legion consists of one member as well.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, you are incorrect there.
Mark 5:9 And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

I suppose you probably think the American Legion consists of one member as well.

I said he spoke as one, not he was one. It was a demon that was a part of Legion.

[Alotta Woman]

My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

look here! i dont know why my ad has turned into a big argument between hellion and some pastor. ladies please bug off if you want a date try placing your own ad!

ok so hear goes:

Just lookin for a laid back guy to kick it wit. Knows how to play guitar and baseball or any sports bonus points. Want someone who likes to go to shows, drink, 420 friendly, not into drama, very laid back and knows how to have a good time. Not looking for anything to serious off the bat just chill and we'll see how it goes. im a little drukn but i can host tonight so lets hook up!

also i tried to send a message to vinnie can somone check my account and see why he isnt answering my messages?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

look here! i dont know why my ad has turned into a big argument between hellion and some pastor. ladies please bug off if you want a date try placing your own ad!

ok so hear goes:

Just lookin for a laid back guy to kick it wit. Knows how to play guitar and baseball or any sports bonus points. Want someone who likes to go to shows, drink, 420 friendly, not into drama, very laid back and knows how to have a good time. Not looking for anything to serious off the bat just chill and we'll see how it goes. im a little drukn but i can host tonight so lets hook up!

also i tried to send a message to vinnie can somone check my account and see why he isnt answering my messages?

What is '420 friendly'?