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  • #136
    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.
    Reading the Bible to people does not turn them away from JESUS! I am pretty sure you are a goth who has come here merely to get slapped. Which is exactly what you need!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #137
      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.
      Hypocrisy???? When are we hypocrites??? We are the only Christians honest to act upon our faith and we tell everyone about it. Boohoo if you don't like it. The Bible tells us most people are not virtuous enough like we TRUE Christians(tm) are so they will burn in hell.

      Grrr, for all the witches I have soul saved or retired from sin out of my life for Christ to be called a hypocrite! The nerve.

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      • #138
        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.
        Their faith must have been pretty weak if just reading about Biblical behaviour is enough to turn them away from God. God hates lukewarm false "Christians." You should encourage your friends to read the Bible, see what that'd do to them! They can start in Genesis - here or here, for example.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #139
          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          No, you scare them away with all your murdering, hypocricy, and women beating. All the people I've brought here are now Atheist because of what YOU have done! I don't think god likes you turning his followers away. You're going to Hell for sure.
          Apart from the questions adequately answered by the other Brothers, this raises a few more.

          1) Who are all these people that you have brought here?

          2) Were they all Chrisitians who are now atheists?

          3) Why did you bring them here?

          4) Why do you keep making up new names for yourself?

          5) Do you believe in God or not?
          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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          • #140
            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

            Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
            Apart from the questions adequately answered by the other Brothers, this raises a few more.

            1) Who are all these people that you have brought here?
            Ex-christians
            2) Were they all Chrisitians who are now atheists?
            Yes.
            3) Why did you bring them here?
            To show them what freaks you are. And they all agree with me.
            4) Why do you keep making up new names for yourself?
            What are you talking about?
            5) Do you believe in God or not?
            Undecided. Technically, I'm agnostic. But I do belive the bible is full of shit.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

            Moderatio est Figmentum

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            • #141
              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

              hellion..

              Don't blame us if your friends couldn't worship God the way He wants to be worshipped.
              That's not our fault, nor Gods fault, it's their fault. Their lack of faith is the problem.
              Jesus doesn't need them anyways, He hates the lukewarm.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • #142
                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                hellion..

                Don't blame us if your friends couldn't worship God the way He wants to be worshipped.
                That's not our fault, nor Gods fault, it's their fault. Their lack of faith is the problem.
                Jesus doesn't need them anyways, He hates the lukewarm.
                You're not worshipping god, you're worshipping a book that's supposedly written by god.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                Moderatio est Figmentum

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                • #143
                  Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  You're not worshipping god, you're worshipping a book that's supposedly written by god.
                  How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


                  JESUS hates you!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #144
                    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


                    JESUS hates you!
                    Jesus hates you more!
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                    • #145
                      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


                      JESUS hates you!
                      I was wondering the same thing, Pastor. Satan must have had a hand in that. I feel one of you Godly Administrators should change its title to something more appropriate.
                      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • #146
                        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Jesus hates you more!
                        I thought you didn't believe in Jesus.

                        Jesus loves Pastor Pistle. The Pastor is a dedicated man of God and follows the Bible, the Holy Word of God, to the letter. Pastor Pistle is willing to do anything the Lord commands him to so is loved by Jesus.
                        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                        • #147
                          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                          Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                          I thought you didn't believe in Jesus.

                          Jesus loves Pastor Pistle. The Pastor is a dedicated man of God and follows the Bible, the Holy Word of God, to the letter. Pastor Pistle is willing to do anything the Lord commands him to so is loved by Jesus.
                          I changed my ways to Agnostic. Not because you convinced me or anything, because I think I saw a demon. I'm not crazy because my friend saw one too. And I was talking to Legion via Ouija board and I didn't know who Legion was. Then I saw it in the bible and I thought, sweet...a demon. He was a pretty cool guy.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • #148
                            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            I changed my ways to Agnostic.
                            An agnostic loses either way. Best you believe as the bible tells you to and take a chance on not going to HELL.....assuming women have souls at all, we are not really sure.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #149
                              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              I changed my ways to Agnostic.
                              And that's after you've been here less than a month. Young lady, I have every confidence that we can cure you of your satanic tendencies and have you tithing to Jesus in time to cook Pastor Al a lovely big turkey for Christmas.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #150
                                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                                Originally posted by Miss.hellion View Post
                                And I was talking to Legion via Ouija board and I didn't know who Legion was. Then I saw it in the bible and I thought, sweet...a demon. He was a pretty cool guy.
                                Miss.Hellion, i thinks you be tellin us a big fat lie there, cuz Mr.Legion saids in the bibles that he were more than one demons he had them multipple personalty disorders an cuz Mr.Legion were such a loon lord Jesus put him in some piggies an then them piggies went for a liddle swims in the seas

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