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  • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Me, I'll stick with myths. I'm not going to look up such meaningless information.

    Friend, this is just what will damn you to Hell. No matter what you believe, if it isn't in the Bible, is merely a myth and will lead nowhere but to Hell. Myths are merely an exercise in imagination, and we all know that imagination is where homerism starts (and the m-ing activity and so many oither godless filthy activities!) Stick with the Bible, friend, and ban ALL myths from your head, whether they pertain to the value of pi being greater than 3, the earth being over 6,000 years old or that people named Moohatmud are talked to by invisible sky daddies . Only JESUS and His Invisible Daddy can do that!
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    • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

      Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
      Friend, this is just what will damn you to Hell. No matter what you believe, if it isn't in the Bible, is merely a myth and will lead nowhere but to Hell. Myths are merely an exercise in imagination, and we all know that imagination is where homerism starts (and the m-ing activity and so many oither godless filthy activities!) Stick with the Bible, friend, and ban ALL myths from your head, whether they pertain to the value of pi being greater than 3, the earth being over 6,000 years old or that people named Moohatmud are talked to by invisible sky daddies . Only JESUS and His Invisible Daddy can do that!
      The bible is a myth.
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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      • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        Me, I'll stick with myths.
        Originally posted by hellhole
        The bible is a myth.
        Hallelujah!! I see progress here! The harlot has confessed to Jesus that she desires to adhere to the Holy Bible, despite her misguided notion that it is "a myth". The demons in her cooter are strong, but Jesus always wins!! PRAISE!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown. I.e. 'No one knows! So whatever you throw at me is just showing that you're stupid enough to look it up.

          Me, I'll stick with myths. I'm not going to look up such meaningless information.
          >>Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown<<

          That is exactly what I said you idiot. And who looked it up? You were the one claiming that it's a police code -- one of the many possibilites that has been refuted -- is easily refuted. Now you are backing down and trying to deny that you said it.

          It is not a police code anyway. If you think you've heard it, you must have been smoking something yourself.

          Read what I said before criticising me for something I didn't say in future.
          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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          • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

            Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
            >>Whatever the computer implants into your brain, the origin of 4-20 is unknown<<

            That is exactly what I said you idiot. And who looked it up? You were the one claiming that it's a police code -- one of the many possibilites that has been refuted -- is easily refuted. Now you are backing down and trying to deny that you said it.

            It is not a police code anyway. If you think you've heard it, you must have been smoking something yourself.

            Read what I said before criticising me for something I didn't say in future.
            That's what I heard it was! You take everything I say completely out of context and that's the only way you can argue. And no, I never looked it up. It's a waste of time.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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            • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              Why do we allow this sinner to come on God's favourite Forum and talk about drugs?
              Because you're secretely Cocain addicts. And you like the occasional Morphine, Codeine, Acid, Valium-Diazepam, Heroin, Ecstacy, Shrooms, Vicodin, Ritalin-Methylphenidate, OCD, LSD, and your favorite: Angel-Dust(PCP).

              Ladies, for those long, painful mentrual periods, may I recommend some Loestren to slow it down, or some Midol to ease the cramps? And watch out for those men, they might slip you a Roofie!
              Men: Don't forget your Viagra and a little Enzyte(or maybe a lot). God knows you'll need it. It's not like you can keep it up yourself anyway, haha.


              This Thread has been hijacked enough by this evil.
              You were the ones who started the whole 4-20 thing anyway. Maybe you shouldn't say something unless you know what it is.
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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              • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                That's what I heard it was! You take everything I say completely out of context and that's the only way you can argue. And no, I never looked it up. It's a waste of time.
                What's what you heard it was? What's taken out of context you fool. Did you or didn't you claim that it was a police code? Didn't you make a categorical claim to that? Do I have to look up the post?

                We are saying that there are many accounts of its origin. I've know that for months since first coming across an account of it by accident. And if you are two lazy to check or verify your claims, don't make them. You mocked us for not knowing what it meant. But you don't know what we know: and you didn't know its origins yourself. If you are going to talk nonsense of the top of your head without ever looking something up, you won't be much use to anyone.

                But that's what you do and you aren't much use. Satan has his horns in your hiney and you are helpless and hopeless in his grip. As tor the colleges you have schoolships to -- horsefeathers. You ain't got the brains or the education to make any college.
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  You were the ones who started the whole 4-20 thing anyway. Maybe you shouldn't say something unless you know what it is.
                  And of course we didn't know did we. Of course not.

                  You are just another stupid little kiddy widdy who thinks because you are in high-school that you know everything and that adults are somehow much more ignorant than you are. You are very easily taken for a ride, dearie, because of that very belief. But never mind, your precious and fragile self-image won't let you understand what I'm saying and it won't be for another 25 years that you are mature enough to understand how silly you are now. Although in your case you may never be mature enough.

                  You need the Lord, Hellion, and take my word for it that 420 also has demonic overtones just as Brother Temperance described. Do you think that he just made it up off the top of his head to kid you of something. Of course not, he's an experienced and intelligent Pastor who has forgotten more about Kabbalisitic lore than you have ever known.

                  I doubt that you even know what the Kabbala is. Do you?
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                    And of course we didn't know did we. Of course not.

                    You are just another stupid little kiddy widdy who thinks because you are in high-school that you know everything and that adults are somehow much more ignorant than you are. You are very easily taken for a ride, dearie, because of that very belief. But never mind, your precious and fragile self-image won't let you understand what I'm saying and it won't be for another 25 years that you are mature enough to understand how silly you are now. Although in your case you may never be mature enough.

                    You need the Lord, Hellion, and take my word for it that 420 also has demonic overtones just as Brother Temperance described. Do you think that he just made it up off the top of his head to kid you of something. Of course not, he's an experienced and intelligent Pastor who has forgotten more about Kabbalisitic lore than you have ever known.

                    I doubt that you even know what the Kabbala is. Do you?
                    Atleast I know enough to NOT say things that I don't know what means. Whereas if I did use such an idiom in the wrong nieghborhood, I would most certainly get my ass shot at by angry dealers because I didn't have enough common sense to keep my 'no-it-all-christian mouth' shut. And why in the Hell would I want to know what a Kabbala is?
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                    • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                      What's what you heard it was? What's taken out of context you fool. Did you or didn't you claim that it was a police code? Didn't you make a categorical claim to that? Do I have to look up the post?

                      We are saying that there are many accounts of its origin. I've know that for months since first coming across an account of it by accident And how did you manage to come upon this by 'accident'?. And if you are two lazy to check or verify your claims, don't make them. You mocked us for not knowing what it meant. But you don't know what we know: and you didn't know its origins yourself. If you are going to talk nonsense of the top of your head without ever looking something up, you won't be much use to anyone. Yet again, why would I want to look up the origins of 4:20?

                      But that's what you do and you aren't much use. Satan has his horns in your hiney and you are helpless and hopeless in his grip. As tor'f'. Not 't'. the colleges you have schoolships to -- horsefeathers.Horsefeathers? Where did you get that insult from? You ain't got Correct grammar is 'don't have. the brains or the education to make any college.I think I believe more of the colleges asking me to go to their school, instead of you insulting me with bad grammar and...horsefeathers??
                      First of all: Do you ever shut up? You just go on and on and on and on and on.......and oonnnnn.........Will it never end?

                      Secondly: I had heard the myth that 4-20 originated from a police code. Wheras I was too apathetic to look it up myself, I just implied that that was what it was. Actually I don't even know why the origin is important anyway. But atleast I knew what it meant before I used it in a sentence.
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                      • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Will it never end?
                        It will end when Jesus comes back to bring us to Glory, which will be any minute now. You, on the other hand, will be stuck here for a looong period of hell-on-earth, and then sent straight to hell to do the unmentionable.
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                        • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                          Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                          It will end when Jesus comes back to bring us to Glory, which will be any minute now. You, on the other hand, will be stuck here for a looong period of hell-on-earth, and then sent straight to hell to do the unmentionable.
                          This is what I mean by taking my words out of context. I said 'Will it never end?' meaning 'Will Enobarbus ever shut up?'. You reply that the 'world will end' when that is clearly not what I asked.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                          • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            This is what I mean by taking my words out of context. I said 'Will it never end?' meaning 'Will Enobarbus ever shut up?'. You reply that the 'world will end' when that is clearly not what I asked.
                            That's the only end that truly matters!
                            And may it come soon!

                            And let me make this perfectly clear:
                            An "end" to us does not refer to any kind of bodily parts, please stop touching yourself RIGHT NOW, HARLOT!
                            The M'ing activity is a SIN!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                              That's the only end that truly matters!
                              And may it come soon!

                              And let me make this perfectly clear:
                              An "end" to us does not refer to any kind of bodily parts, please stop touching yourself RIGHT NOW, HARLOT!
                              The M'ing activity is a SIN!
                              I can't help it. Masturbating is just soooo much fun! You don't know what you're missing...(sarcasm) Like I'd ever play with myself while having to listen to you. Reading you're posts makes me dryer than the Sahara desert.
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                              • Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Reading you're posts makes me dryer than the Sahara desert.
                                Good!
                                That's the way it's supposed to be for women, as only harlots experience any kind of (forgive me Jesus!) lust.

                                There is hope for you yet.
                                Praise Jesus!
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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