[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You were the ones who started the whole 4-20 thing anyway. Maybe you shouldn't say something unless you know what it is.

Oh dear God...Why haven't they kicked you out yet? On second thought, why in the HELL was the LBC discussing the origins of 4:20? Thinking about taking up marijauna? That's the last thing we need is a bunch of lunatic Pastors on pot. It'll be Westboro all over again...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

nice....

VILE SINNER!
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Matthew 5:28

[I'm_Fabolous!]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

VILE SINNER!
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Matthew 5:28

Too bad to commit adultery I have to be married, which I am not. So, nice try, but nothing.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Too bad to commit adultery I have to be married, which I am not. So, nice try, but nothing.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners,shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Not to worry, I think you're pretty much covered.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I have to be married, which I am not.

Yes, it's good that you homersexuals aren't allowed to.
The demoncraps hasn't managed to force homer marriage on America yet.
And they never will as long as the Godly GWB rules!

I'm sorry I assumed anyone would ever marry you.
But being a wanton fornicator is not much better...

[I'm_Fabolous!]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight. The only reason I have "I'm Fabolous!" for my screen name is that well, I thought it would've cause a reaction from you people, because let's face it, you people get upset over the stupidest of things.

Dance puppets dance!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight. The only reason I have "I'm Fabolous!" for my screen name is that well, I thought it would've cause a reaction from you people, because let's face it, you people get upset over the stupidest of things.

Dance puppets dance!

Like people who can't spell "Fabulous".

So you've already told us that you chose your handle under false pretenses, to deceive us. So why should we believe anything else you say? Such as:

first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight. The only reason I have "I'm Fabolous!" for my screen name is that well, I thought it would've cause a reaction from you people, because let's face it, you people get upset over the stupidest of things.

Dance puppets dance!

Ok then;
Sorry that I assumed anyone would ever sleep with you.
Sheesh, you really get upset over the smallest things.

And so you are straight and a virgin. (Or so you claim but sinners lie!) So what?
Why are you so obsessed with sinful things like sex, sinner?
We are not interested in your perversions unless you intend to repent for them!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

(useless drivel removed)

You are, in fact, right on one thing. I am PROUD to consider myself a puppet.........for Jesus. The highest calling that one can have is to be a tool for Jesus. I can only aspire to being the best tool I can be, praise Jesus

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight.

Somethink stinks here. Something is just not right What could it be...?

Ah! You say that you're "straight," yet you've never had a sexual encounter with a woman -- as if this exonerates you from being a fornicator. But the only way you could have known of your straightness is if you've had lustful thoughts about a woman.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Congratulations! You have committed adultery against your future wife and are damned to eternal Hellfire. Unless, of course, you're lying to us and are actually an AIDS-ridden homosexual prostitute who tortures little boys to death, plucks their eyes out, and fornicates with their eye sockets... in which case you're still damned to eternal Hellfire!

I think you'd better find Jesus, son, before He finds you (and strikes you dead).

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Everyone its called PhotoShop. Just google it. But if for some reason google is satanic to you then heres an explanation. Photoshop allows you to mold photos together or in this case increase the size of certain objects in the picture. The most obvious case is in every single picture of a model. They photoshop the wrinkles and the acne off of them, make them look tanned. And last of all make them look thinner with bigger breasts that could feed me for the rest of my life .

[OnYourKnees]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Everyone its called PhotoShop. Just google it. But if for some reason google is satanic to you then heres an explanation. Photoshop allows you to mold photos together or in this case increase the size of certain objects in the picture. The most obvious case is in every single picture of a model. They photoshop the wrinkles and the acne off of them, make them look tanned. And last of all make them look thinner with bigger breasts that could feed me for the rest of my life .

Holy non-sequitur, Batman!

We have no idea what you're yammering about. Please refrain from posting after drinking an entire bottle of Robitussin.

Thank you.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Too bad to commit adultery I have to be married, which I am not. So, nice try, but nothing.

That may be the literal meaning of adultry, but "checking out a hot chica" is still considered fornication. With the good Lord, intention is the same as action. There is no innocent until proven guilty. When you stand before Him, all your sins will be right there for Him to view. Do you want the accounting of your sins to take months, or just a few minutes? Accept Him.........

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Can any man in here HONESTLY look at Carmen Elektra or Jessica Alba and not think that she is hot? Unless you have a bad taste in women, you MUST be a raging homosexual.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Can any man in here HONESTLY look at Carmen Elektra or Jessica Alba and not think that she is hot? Unless you have a bad taste in women, you MUST be a raging homosexual.

Hot? What does that have to do with it?
We're not allowed to lust after strange women, as that's commiting adultery. (If we're married or she's married.)
We may think a woman beautiful though.

Although, of course, she could never be as beautiful as Jesus Christ!
Nor could she ever give us eternal life.

So you should keep your mind on Jesus instead because a woman is nothing but a receptable, an oven to bake Christian soldiers in:
So that we may multiply and subdue the earth!
If you find having children gay then there must be something very wrong with you..