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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #241
    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    As an expert in all things scientifical (and mathematical), I feel that it is my duty to tell you that an infinitely worse Hell cannot, by definition, be any worser.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • hellion
      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
      • Nov 2006
      • 564

      #242
      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

      Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
      As an expert in all things scientifical (and mathematical), I feel that it is my duty to tell you that an infinitely worse Hell cannot, by definition, be any worser.
      And it is my duty to tell you that 'worser' isn't a word. And yes it can. If you're there, it can.
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

      Moderatio est Figmentum

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #243
        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        And yes it can. If you're there, it can.
        No, you're wrong, something which is infinite cannot, by definition, be any greater. Why don't you just admit you're wrong now and spare us both a lot of trouble?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #244
          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          No, you're wrong, something which is infinite cannot, by definition, be any greater. Why don't you just admit you're wrong now and spare us both a lot of trouble?
          How do you know it's infinite? And I was just joking. You don't have to get all ****ing technical about it.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

          Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #245
            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            How do you know it's infinite? And I was just joking. You don't have to get all ****ing technical about it.
            Teenage girls such as yourself should learn to SHUT UP.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • hellion
              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
              • Nov 2006
              • 564

              #246
              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Teenage girls such as yourself should learn to SHUT UP.
              What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age? You wouldn't even know how old I am.
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

              Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #247
                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age? You wouldn't even know how old I am.
                We know everything about you.
                What, did you think you were anonymous on Gods favourite forum?

                No such thing here, our technicans and administrators have tracked your physical location LONG AGO.
                And the DOF followed up by getting your name, age, adress, and so on.

                So we know who you are, be on your best behaviour.
                Whatever you say, if it is blashpemous, it WILL be used against you.
                God however, has given you the right, or rather duty as a woman, to stay silent and submit to us men totally.
                I suggest you take it, yes?
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #248
                  Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age? You wouldn't even know how old I am.
                  I have come up with THOUSANDS of witty and apropos Bible quotes and you skip over them. And I know how old you are because of the way you write and the amount of teen angst you display.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Alotta Woman

                    #249
                    Party Time! - w4m - 23

                    I want to let loose and get wild. Oh, did I tell you when I am drunk it makes me really, really horny! If you are fun, horny and single I'd love to meet you. I'm 5'6", brunette, hazel eyes, built, attractive, a big flirt and a great c_cks_cker! let the party begin!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #250
                      Re: Party Time! - w4m - 23

                      Originally posted by Alotta Woman View Post
                      I want to let loose and get wild. Oh, did I tell you when I am drunk it makes me really, really horny! If you are fun, horny and single I'd love to meet you. I'm 5'6", brunette, hazel eyes, built, attractive, a big flirt and a great c_cks_cker! let the party begin!
                      YOU again!?

                      I'd like to give you a piece of my mind. Meet me out behind the Church tonight about 11pm. I need to get something straight between us.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #251
                        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        What. You can't come up with a witty and daring bible quote to back up your statement, so you insult my age?
                        How's this for backing up Al's statement?
                        1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
                        35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                        These are Church forums, so stick a sock in it.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #252
                          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          You lying little sl....tart! We BRING people to Christianity! WE DELIVER SOULS!
                          In 30 minutes or less, or the next one is free.

                          At least that's the promise of my bus stop ministry.

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #253
                            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            How's this for backing up Al's statement?
                            1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
                            35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                            These are Church forums, so stick a sock in it.
                            You forget, I don't care what the bible says because it's a terribly written, inaccurate, out-of-date piece of ass. Much like yourself.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #254
                              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                              In 30 minutes or less, or the next one is free.

                              At least that's the promise of my bus stop ministry.
                              Ooh, do you have any of those "Soul Cakes" I heard about in folk songs?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #255
                                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                You forget, I don't care what the bible says because it's a terribly written, inaccurate, out-of-date piece of ass. Much like yourself.
                                Since you only value the new, I am bestowing upon you a fresh shiny batch of infraction points for insulting a Pastor. Jesus is not amused by your hateful spew, witch.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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