[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

May I suggest that you at least make an effort to make some sense if you are going to post in God's favorite forum. The only life that "blooms" on earth is the life that Jesus puts here. Jesus is going to be back at any moment now, and these ridiculous notions of "poisoning the earth" will be quickly forgotten once you see him with a huge sword sticking out of His mouth...with the business end cutting a wide swath of hellbound scum down as rivers of blood run through the streets of YOUR town and mine.

Why not make a fresh post in the introduction thread, and introduce yourself in the most coherent way you can muster.

Global warming. *cough*

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I belive its not the earth thats endangered, its us. if we poison the earth and kill everyone, life will bloom again some day. just not us.

btw your eyes are making me think unpure thoughts heathen! Oh lord i need salvation! Shes seducing me!

May I suggest that you at least make an effort to make some sense if you are going to post in God's favorite forum. The only life that "blooms" on earth is the life that Jesus puts here. Jesus is going to be back at any moment now, and these ridiculous notions of "poisoning the earth" will be quickly forgotten once you see him with a huge sword sticking out of His mouth...with the business end cutting a wide swath of hellbound scum down as rivers of blood run through the streets of YOUR town and mine.

Why not make a fresh post in the introduction thread, and introduce yourself in the most coherent way you can muster.

[neslepaks]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

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Ridiculous. The earth was doing fine until people showed up. It has been doing fine for billions of years and it only took humans a couple hundred to mess it up beyond repair. It is not the doing of a 'devil', but of the greedy, thoughtless human race. It was, and has always been within our power to stop the damage but people, being too greedy to care about anything except making a buck or two. By the time we're done with it, maybe only roaches and scorpions will be able to live here.
Pray for that to be reversed, and if it happens then that might lean more towards proof.

I belive its not the earth thats endangered, its us. if we poison the earth and kill everyone, life will bloom again some day. just not us.

btw your eyes are making me think unpure thoughts heathen! Oh lord i need salvation! Shes seducing me!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yeah, another d****e bag putting words in my mouth....

You have been warned repatedly about this language boy! Keep it up and you'll find yourself tossed out with yesterdays trash. --Pastor Zeke

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Can any man in here HONESTLY look at Carmen Elektra or Jessica Alba and not think that she is hot? Unless you have a bad taste in women, you MUST be a raging homosexual.

Hot? What does that have to do with it?
We're not allowed to lust after strange women, as that's commiting adultery. (If we're married or she's married.)
We may think a woman beautiful though.

Although, of course, she could never be as beautiful as Jesus Christ!
Nor could she ever give us eternal life.

So you should keep your mind on Jesus instead because a woman is nothing but a receptable, an oven to bake Christian soldiers in:
So that we may multiply and subdue the earth!
If you find having children gay then there must be something very wrong with you..

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Can any man in here HONESTLY look at Carmen Elektra or Jessica Alba and not think that she is hot? Unless you have a bad taste in women, you MUST be a raging homosexual.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Too bad to commit adultery I have to be married, which I am not. So, nice try, but nothing.

That may be the literal meaning of adultry, but "checking out a hot chica" is still considered fornication. With the good Lord, intention is the same as action. There is no innocent until proven guilty. When you stand before Him, all your sins will be right there for Him to view. Do you want the accounting of your sins to take months, or just a few minutes? Accept Him.........

[OnYourKnees]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Everyone its called PhotoShop. Just google it. But if for some reason google is satanic to you then heres an explanation. Photoshop allows you to mold photos together or in this case increase the size of certain objects in the picture. The most obvious case is in every single picture of a model. They photoshop the wrinkles and the acne off of them, make them look tanned. And last of all make them look thinner with bigger breasts that could feed me for the rest of my life .

Holy non-sequitur, Batman!

We have no idea what you're yammering about. Please refrain from posting after drinking an entire bottle of Robitussin.

Thank you.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Everyone its called PhotoShop. Just google it. But if for some reason google is satanic to you then heres an explanation. Photoshop allows you to mold photos together or in this case increase the size of certain objects in the picture. The most obvious case is in every single picture of a model. They photoshop the wrinkles and the acne off of them, make them look tanned. And last of all make them look thinner with bigger breasts that could feed me for the rest of my life .

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight.

Somethink stinks here. Something is just not right What could it be...?

Ah! You say that you're "straight," yet you've never had a sexual encounter with a woman -- as if this exonerates you from being a fornicator. But the only way you could have known of your straightness is if you've had lustful thoughts about a woman.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Congratulations! You have committed adultery against your future wife and are damned to eternal Hellfire. Unless, of course, you're lying to us and are actually an AIDS-ridden homosexual prostitute who tortures little boys to death, plucks their eyes out, and fornicates with their eye sockets... in which case you're still damned to eternal Hellfire!

I think you'd better find Jesus, son, before He finds you (and strikes you dead).

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

(useless drivel removed)

You are, in fact, right on one thing. I am PROUD to consider myself a puppet.........for Jesus. The highest calling that one can have is to be a tool for Jesus. I can only aspire to being the best tool I can be, praise Jesus

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight. The only reason I have "I'm Fabolous!" for my screen name is that well, I thought it would've cause a reaction from you people, because let's face it, you people get upset over the stupidest of things.

Dance puppets dance!

Ok then;
Sorry that I assumed anyone would ever sleep with you.
Sheesh, you really get upset over the smallest things.

And so you are straight and a virgin. (Or so you claim but sinners lie!) So what?
Why are you so obsessed with sinful things like sex, sinner?
We are not interested in your perversions unless you intend to repent for them!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight. The only reason I have "I'm Fabolous!" for my screen name is that well, I thought it would've cause a reaction from you people, because let's face it, you people get upset over the stupidest of things.

Dance puppets dance!

Like people who can't spell "Fabulous".

So you've already told us that you chose your handle under false pretenses, to deceive us. So why should we believe anything else you say? Such as:

first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight

[I'm_Fabolous!]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yea, first off I am a virgin, and second I am straight. The only reason I have "I'm Fabolous!" for my screen name is that well, I thought it would've cause a reaction from you people, because let's face it, you people get upset over the stupidest of things.

Dance puppets dance!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I have to be married, which I am not.

Yes, it's good that you homersexuals aren't allowed to.
The demoncraps hasn't managed to force homer marriage on America yet.
And they never will as long as the Godly GWB rules!

I'm sorry I assumed anyone would ever marry you.
But being a wanton fornicator is not much better...