[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, you're wrong, something which is infinite cannot, by definition, be any greater. Why don't you just admit you're wrong now and spare us both a lot of trouble?

How do you know it's infinite? And I was just joking. You don't have to get all ****ing technical about it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And yes it can. If you're there, it can.

No, you're wrong, something which is infinite cannot, by definition, be any greater. Why don't you just admit you're wrong now and spare us both a lot of trouble?

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

As an expert in all things scientifical (and mathematical), I feel that it is my duty to tell you that an infinitely worse Hell cannot, by definition, be any worser.

And it is my duty to tell you that 'worser' isn't a word. And yes it can. If you're there, it can.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

As an expert in all things scientifical (and mathematical), I feel that it is my duty to tell you that an infinitely worse Hell cannot, by definition, be any worser.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Precisely as I expected. You reject Jesus' kindly offer of Eternal Salvation and throw it back in His gorgeous face. How sad. I will certainly miss you in Heaven

Like you're going to heaven. Actually, I hope you do. Hell will be 10 times worse if you're there.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Satan!

Precisely as I expected. You reject Jesus' kindly offer of Eternal Salvation and throw it back in His gorgeous face. How sad. I will certainly miss you in Heaven

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You are NOT a pastor. You are a phony Christian. GOD IS NOT MOCKED!!!!

I'm not even christian! That's the great thing about it! All I had to do was type in my name and wa-la. I'm a reverend. Now I can marry people and baptise people and give sermons. In your face, god!

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Legality means nothing! Supposedly it is "unlawful" to kill someone in the United States, yet we are commanded to by the Creator. Laws mean nothing because Jesus overrides them all--it all boils down to whom you want to follow: God, or Satan.

Satan!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I know that you believe that 'all unsaved scum are pawns of Satan', but that doesn't make it true. The fact is the most decent people ARE NOT xtians, and the ones who find things like viciousness, spitefulness and judgementalism absolutely fine and perfectly acceptable and even something to be encouraged are the xtians like you.

It even says in your book to judge, it encourages it. The fact is that you and others here seem to be the prime example of everything that's wrong with the world. But you're proud of that, I suppose.
How wonderful for you. Would you like a medal now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How ridiculous. You instantly assume that everyone who is not a landover baptist is a drug dealing dopehead?

I hate to break it to you, Zeke, but one does not need to be an xtian to have morals. Tell me, smart guy, if xtians are so wonderful, why is it that close to 90% of people in the US prison system are xtians? Well? What does that say?
Belief in your deity does the opposite of making one a better person.

Those are sweaty greasy wetback homers covered with tattoos who get tossed in the slammer for life when they rape white women, then claim to find Jesus. They are as Christian as you are, harlot. They are posers who hope that by parroting a few scriptures that they don't even understand, the parole board will go easy on them.

As far as I know, the only True Christians™ in prison are the wardens.

And yes, it is an obvious fact that all unsaved scum non-believers are immoral pawns of satan. I assumed that even you knew that much. Without the Holy Bible as your guide, you are lost. Which you are.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How ridiculous. You instantly assume that everyone who is not a landover baptist is a drug dealing dopehead?

I hate to break it to you, Zeke, but one does not need to be an xtian to have morals. Tell me, smart guy, if xtians are so wonderful, why is it that close to 90% of people in the US prison system are xtians? Well? What does that say?
Belief in your deity does the opposite of making one a better person.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And you all call me filthy.
This thread has gone on for pages about smoking joints and smoking poles....for xtians, you sure spend a lot of time talking about weed and blowjobs.

Yes, harlot. We talk on and on about the lowest perversions that you and your fellow satan worshipers practice. We are called upon by Jesus Himself to rebuke thee and yank back the screen of respectability you whore mongers attempt to cover your degeneracy with. We want all the world to see you for what you are; blasphemous pervert drug pushers.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


The verse posted above refers directly to YOU, witch. Don't try and stop our Godly Crusade, or you will find yourself dispatched to hellfire faster than you can say "Help me Jesus"!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And you all call me filthy.
This thread has gone on for pages about smoking joints and smoking poles....for xtians, you sure spend a lot of time talking about weed and blowjobs.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I can make a little certificate thing saying that I am able to fly, but does that make it so? NO! Only God's say-so matters, nothing else!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Legally, I am. I even have this certificate of credentials with my name on it and everything. It's pretty cool.

You are NOT a pastor. You are a phony Christian. GOD IS NOT MOCKED!!!!