[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Well, if women don't have souls then heaven's going to be one big gay fest. I bet you'd like that. Oh wait...calling you gay is an insult to gay people. Sorry gay people!

All the queers will be in HELL. I'm not sure where the women will be, but if they are all like you, they will be YAPPITY-YAP-YAP-YAPPING!

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

An agnostic loses either way. Best you believe as the bible tells you to and take a chance on not going to HELL.....assuming women have souls at all, we are not really sure.

Well, if women don't have souls then heaven's going to be one big gay fest. I bet you'd like that. Oh wait...calling you gay is an insult to gay people. Sorry gay people!

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Precious Petal, Mother Glynndie needs to warn you about Mr Legion's Ouija board. I am aware that Ouija boards can make a person GAY!!! I have included scientific proof by posting a link below, which I would rather you not visit. Anyway:

"Most weddings occasion unambiguous joy, but at this one, reactions run the gamut from delight to incredulity. Jamie's mother, Laura, freely confesses to having been a "monster mom" when Jamie first told her he was gay, seven years ago. He recalls her blaming a demon that might have possessed him one day while he was using a Ouija board. Today, however, she is fighting a losing battle with her false eyelashes as the tears flow, and the tears are happy ones. "It's amazingly wonderful and appropriate," she says of the marriage, "and it breaks my heart"—not that Jamie is gay or is marrying a man, but that he is making this final transition out of childhood."

EVIL GAY OUIJA BOARD LINK

I've played with Ouija boards hundreds of times and I'm not gay or possessed by demons.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Miss.Hellion, i thinks you be tellin us a big fat lie there, cuz Mr.Legion saids in the bibles that he were more than one demons he had them multipple personalty disorders an cuz Mr.Legion were such a loon lord Jesus put him in some piggies an then them piggies went for a liddle swims in the seas

Precious Petal, Mother Glynndie needs to warn you about Mr Legion's Ouija board. I am aware that Ouija boards can make a person GAY!!! I have included scientific proof by posting a link below, which I would rather you not visit. Anyway:

"Most weddings occasion unambiguous joy, but at this one, reactions run the gamut from delight to incredulity. Jamie's mother, Laura, freely confesses to having been a "monster mom" when Jamie first told her he was gay, seven years ago. He recalls her blaming a demon that might have possessed him one day while he was using a Ouija board. Today, however, she is fighting a losing battle with her false eyelashes as the tears flow, and the tears are happy ones. "It's amazingly wonderful and appropriate," she says of the marriage, "and it breaks my heart"—not that Jamie is gay or is marrying a man, but that he is making this final transition out of childhood."

EVIL GAY OUIJA BOARD LINK

[Petal]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And I was talking to Legion via Ouija board and I didn't know who Legion was. Then I saw it in the bible and I thought, sweet...a demon. He was a pretty cool guy.

Miss.Hellion, i thinks you be tellin us a big fat lie there, cuz Mr.Legion saids in the bibles that he were more than one demons he had them multipple personalty disorders an cuz Mr.Legion were such a loon lord Jesus put him in some piggies an then them piggies went for a liddle swims in the seas

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I changed my ways to Agnostic.

And that's after you've been here less than a month. Young lady, I have every confidence that we can cure you of your satanic tendencies and have you tithing to Jesus in time to cook Pastor Al a lovely big turkey for Christmas.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I changed my ways to Agnostic.

An agnostic loses either way. Best you believe as the bible tells you to and take a chance on not going to HELL.....assuming women have souls at all, we are not really sure.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I thought you didn't believe in Jesus.

Jesus loves Pastor Pistle. The Pastor is a dedicated man of God and follows the Bible, the Holy Word of God, to the letter. Pastor Pistle is willing to do anything the Lord commands him to so is loved by Jesus.

I changed my ways to Agnostic. Not because you convinced me or anything, because I think I saw a demon. I'm not crazy because my friend saw one too. And I was talking to Legion via Ouija board and I didn't know who Legion was. Then I saw it in the bible and I thought, sweet...a demon. He was a pretty cool guy.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Jesus hates you more!

I thought you didn't believe in Jesus.

Jesus loves Pastor Pistle. The Pastor is a dedicated man of God and follows the Bible, the Holy Word of God, to the letter. Pastor Pistle is willing to do anything the Lord commands him to so is loved by Jesus.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


JESUS hates you!

I was wondering the same thing, Pastor. Satan must have had a hand in that. I feel one of you Godly Administrators should change its title to something more appropriate.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


JESUS hates you!

Jesus hates you more!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You're not worshipping god, you're worshipping a book that's supposedly written by god.

How did you get to be a senior member of this forum, you ....you....ATHEIST!


JESUS hates you!

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

hellion..

Don't blame us if your friends couldn't worship God the way He wants to be worshipped.
That's not our fault, nor Gods fault, it's their fault. Their lack of faith is the problem.
Jesus doesn't need them anyways, He hates the lukewarm.

You're not worshipping god, you're worshipping a book that's supposedly written by god.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

hellion..

Don't blame us if your friends couldn't worship God the way He wants to be worshipped.
That's not our fault, nor Gods fault, it's their fault. Their lack of faith is the problem.
Jesus doesn't need them anyways, He hates the lukewarm.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Apart from the questions adequately answered by the other Brothers, this raises a few more.

1) Who are all these people that you have brought here?
Ex-christians
2) Were they all Chrisitians who are now atheists?
Yes.
3) Why did you bring them here?
To show them what freaks you are. And they all agree with me.
4) Why do you keep making up new names for yourself?
What are you talking about?
5) Do you believe in God or not?

Undecided. Technically, I'm agnostic. But I do belive the bible is full of shit.