[SalvationSeeker]

Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

What's the point of having sex if you can't get-off? Other than having a kid, but that's besides the point. And even so, it's totally not worth it. I'd rather go to Hell then to not be able to have an orgasm!

Don't mention the o-word here, please.
That's reserved for men by the way, only harlots ever experience it.
And you said why yourself, PROCREATION.
You women is little but ovens for the young soldiers of Christ to bake in.
Women are Saved through childbirth and a life of stillness. (In addition to accepting Jesus of course.)

God has set this order in stone, to last until the last of days.
It can never be changed, no matter what some filthy lieberals think.
Praise God!


And how could you ever be a Pastor, hellion? Laughable.
You're not a Pastor in the eyes of God, that's for certain.
Women aren't allown to be teachers of any kind, not to mention that you don't know the first thing about the holy Bible (KJV1611)..

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Legality means nothing! Supposedly it is "unlawful" to kill someone in the United States, yet we are commanded to by the Creator. Laws mean nothing because Jesus overrides them all--it all boils down to whom you want to follow: God, or Satan.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Legally, I am. I even have this certificate of credentials with my name on it and everything. It's pretty cool.

Legally you may be a pastor but you aren't a True Pastor. The only True Pastors are those ordained by Landover Baptist Church.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You're no true pastor.

First, you're a woman and women can't be pastors.
Second, you're a hellbound sinning harlot.
Third, you deny Jesus and thus can't be a pastor.

Legally, I am. I even have this certificate of credentials with my name on it and everything. It's pretty cool.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I thought you didn't believe in 'secular' people such as doctors and lawyers...But now since I'm a pastor....

You're no true pastor.

First, you're a woman and women can't be pastors.
Second, you're a hellbound sinning harlot.
Third, you deny Jesus and thus can't be a pastor.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I just saw this, you disgusting hellbound little harlot. The Pastor has authority in matters pastoral -- do you understand? Just as a doctor has authority in matters medical, and a lawyer in matters legal.

The Pastor is not going to tell me to rape a goat. I venerate him for his wisdom, his patience, his Godliness -- time and space forbid a full description -- but were he to start telling people to rape goats, we would have to assume that he had been somehow influenced by Satan. But this will never happen.

I thought you didn't believe in 'secular' people such as doctors and lawyers...But now since I'm a pastor....

[Talitha]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Umm...ummm...smushing sandwitches in peoples faces isn't violent, it's just funny.

She's doing it again. Do you have to KEEP ON about Kitties and making food from them?
We already know how good they taste!!

[Ixi]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Smush what in his face? I have to look for a post that that makes sense of that because you haven't used the quotes again.

How dare you suggest that this Hellion person smush a sandwich in Pastor Ezekial's face.

You women are really violent! People would do well to give both of you a wide berth, especially if you had tennis rackets.

Umm...ummm...smushing sandwitches in peoples faces isn't violent, it's just funny.

[Enobarbus]

Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.

Of course they do! Of course! Of course! It was unheard of in my day. It is quite impossible that I was doing research on the stuff for the local Student Union before you and your teeny-bopper friends were born. Your generation invented pot, and sex, and you are the only ones who know anything about it. You and you pothead friends are the only people who know jack-squat about anything, so you think.

[Enobarbus]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And smush it in his face too hellion!

Smush what in his face? I have to look for a post that that makes sense of that because you haven't used the quotes again.

How dare you suggest that this Hellion person smush a sandwich in Pastor Ezekial's face.

You women are really violent! People would do well to give both of you a wide berth, especially if you had tennis rackets.

[Ixi]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

And smush it in his face too hellion!

[Enobarbus]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Wow! You're very ignorant. If this pastor told you to rape a goat, would you? I bet you would...

I just saw this, you disgusting hellbound little harlot. The Pastor has authority in matters pastoral -- do you understand? Just as a doctor has authority in matters medical, and a lawyer in matters legal.

The Pastor is not going to tell me to rape a goat. I venerate him for his wisdom, his patience, his Godliness -- time and space forbid a full description -- but were he to start telling people to rape goats, we would have to assume that he had been somehow influenced by Satan. But this will never happen.

[Enobarbus]

Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.

It's called "natural curiosity". It is a human trait that separates us from the animals -- a thirst for knowledge, however trivial, that is never slaked.

Where do you meet these potheads? Do you chill out at the mall with Adia and the Blood gang?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.

You are babbling. Babble, babble, babble. Your teeny-bopper druggie friends don't know more about ANYTHING than we do, you silly twit.

[hellion]

Re: My Last Ad Here!!! just wanna kick it - 23

So looking things up is stupid, is it? Some might think that not looking things up and believing what potheads tell you is stupid. If the the information that you have is straight off the top of your head, then it's not much use to anyone. Tell these colleges that you claim to have scholarships to that looking things up is stupid. I never said looking things in general up was stupid! You're taking my words out of context again!!! I said looking up stupid, meaningless, trivial information like the origins of 4:20 is stupid.

The fact is that you were proved wrong, and instead of graciously admitting it, you turn around and say like a child, "Ya boo, ya silly to look it up, ha ha!".

You listen to potheads for your information, and we'll check more authoritative resources.

Like the KJV1611 the most authoritative resource of all: the Word of Almight God himself. You should start listening to God too, instead of the potheads. The potheads will take you straight to hell with them. But Jesus can redeem even a sinner as silly and loathsome as yourself. It's true, Hellion, you need not give up hope: Jesus can save even you! And he has brought you here to Landover for a purpose -- you didn't arrive here by accident -- he's lovingly offering you a chance of Salvation©. Are you going to reject if Hellion? Are you going to spurn Jesus' offer?

WHY...IN THEE HELL....WOULD I WANT TO LOOK UP THE ORIGINS OF 4:20? Honestly, why? I have better things to do. Apparently you don't. And I admit I was wrong. But I'm still not going to waste my time looking up where 4:20 came from....And that's what I heard from my stoner friends. Well...they're not really my friends, I just see them around and we talk about stupid stuff like the origins of 4:20. Maybe you should be a stoner, you'd fit right in!....Anyway, it's not like I listen to them all time or even some of the time. But I'm sure they know more about pot than you do.