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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    You females are a jealous, catty bunch. If you all decide to fight over me, I'll bring a video camera so I can add it to my library.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #17
      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

      We aren't being catty. We're complimenting Alotta on her fine use of papier mache art....why, those must have taken her hours to make!
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • adiaa
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Sep 2006
        • 8

        #18
        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

        EW YOU GUYS ARE NASTY LITTLE BITCHES MY GOD THTTS SO DISGUSTING AND (ASLLOTA WOMAN AND BIBLE THUMPIN BLONDE THTS SO ****ING NASTYU I BET YOU HAD SEX AT 3. U LITTLE SLUT FACE. GO JIZZ ALL OVER YOUR BROTHER

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #19
          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

          They aren't as nasty as your butchering of the english language! Ugh!
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • adiaa
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2006
            • 8

            #20
            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

            i really dont give a ****

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #21
              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

              You will in about 10 years, when nobody wants to hire you.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • MoonFlower
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 522

                #22
                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You females are a jealous, catty bunch. If you all decide to fight over me, I'll bring a video camera so I can add it to my library.
                Uhhh, I haven't had any complaints about me body. I happen to have a nice pair of breasts. Believe me, I don't think Rachael or me have ANYTHING to be jealous of.

                Moon

                PS - I'll only fight for BJ at this point, so she better keep her distance from him.
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #23
                  Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Exactly Moon

                  P.S. Don't worry, I won't fight you for BJ, he's all yours! (Unless Lilith wants to fight you for him. Heh)
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Ixi
                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 844

                    #24
                    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                    *sigh* Should I go over your vocab with you Adia?
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                    • Jesus is Lord
                      Devout seeker of the Truth™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 639

                      #25
                      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      *sigh* Should I go over your vocab with you Adia?
                      I knew you were slow but, WOW! You do realize that the heathen Adia has been banned and its place in Hell has been assured, don't you? There is no help for it.
                      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844

                        #26
                        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                        Adia is right here with me, shes pretty pissed off at you all.
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • Jesus is Lord
                          Devout seeker of the Truth™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 639

                          #27
                          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          Adia is right here with me, shes pretty pissed off at you all.
                          So Adia is one of your sisters? She's pissed at us? She's the idiot you can't even type correctly. God and Jesus are willing to forgive you all but you must repent of your heathen ways and beg for Their forgiveness.

                          We are not nasty, Landover follows the Bible, the Word of God, to the letter. Who better to tell us how to live than the One who created everything?
                          The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                          Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #28
                            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            Adia is right here with me, shes pretty pissed off at you all.
                            Lookit, Icky. Parents don't name kids Adia, Ixi and Peregrine. And your little sister is a potty mouth. Whoever taught her to talk like that?
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Exactly Moon

                              P.S. Don't worry, I won't fight you for BJ, he's all yours! (Unless Lilith wants to fight you for him. Heh)
                              Sweet loving Jesus Rachael, you are a married woman. Is it possible for you to be more blatent in your lust for me????

                              First it was those love poems from you written to me on human skin and now this. Gees.

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #30
                                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Sweet loving Jesus Rachael, you are a married woman. Is it possible for you to be more blatent in your lust for me????
                                Well, can't a married woman fantasize about the irresistable Bobby Joe sitting atop his stallion proudly wearing a white muumuu?

                                First it was those love poems from you written to me on human skin and now this. Gees.
                                *Gasp* But those notes were anonymous! However did you know?
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