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  • #76
    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
    You might as well ask what if up were down, day were night, or the sun rose in the west. Let me tell you a little secret about how these things really work:

    James 5:14-16: Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

    Now do you see anything in that passage about going to an unsaved secular doctor, especially one who's some sort of Birkenstock-wearing feminazi? Neither do I. You should call the elders of the church (who are by definition male), since the effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man (note: man) avails much.

    Then again, for a True Christian™, it's a moot point anyway:

    Ex. 23:25: And ye shall serve the LORD your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.
    Christians die of sickness all the time. And if you're seriously sick with cancer or have sustained a serious injury such as a cut artery or vein, internal bleeding, or cerebral hemorrhaging, then you'd probably die if you didn't go to the doctor. Especially if you fractured your skull, had a heart attack, went into cardiac arrest, needed surgery, or any other severe medical conditions.
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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    • #77
      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      Christians die of sickness all the time. And if you're seriously sick with cancer or have sustained a serious injury such as a cut artery or vein, internal bleeding, or cerebral hemorrhaging, then you'd probably die if you didn't go to the doctor. Especially if you fractured your skull, had a heart attack, went into cardiac arrest, needed surgery, or any other severe medical conditions.
      Only false Christians get sick, not True Christians(tm). Cancer, heart attacks, etc. are ways God punishes those who do not follow His Word exactly.
      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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      • #78
        Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

        Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
        well if it ain't Rach Van HellStalker mutterin' with envy... again.

        You had your chance Toots, but this ship has gone sailed into Alotta's milky, heaving Sea of Love©.
        You need to lay off the wacky tabaccy, schlong boy. You're imagining things again. By all means spend more time with Alotta....just please get neutered before you do!
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        • #79
          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

          Why do you care about our names? I like my name and she is ok with hers.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • #80
            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            Why do you care about our names? I like my name and she is ok with hers.
            Who is ok with hers? Hellion? If that's the case, why does she keep on making up new ones? She must have made up about five or six now. Perhaps she is thinking of getting herself banned and then switching to them. But the light of Jesus has shone through her deceptions and the other names won't work so well.
            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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            • #81
              Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              You need to lay off the wacky tabaccy, schlong boy. You're imagining things again. By all means spend more time with Alotta....just please get neutered before you do!
              ...and there it is: "if I can't have you, Vinnie, no-one will".

              Rach, you gotta get some help..... or at least get your mind out of my crotch cuz your delusions are crampin' my jewels, and Vinnie don't like to get all sweaty down there - not on account of some crazy broad astral travellin' her way into his boxers anyhow.

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              • #82
                Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

                Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
                ...and there it is: "if I can't have you, Vinnie, no-one will".

                Rach, you gotta get some help..... or at least get your mind out of my crotch cuz your delusions are crampin' my jewels, and Vinnie don't like to get all sweaty down there - not on account of some crazy broad astral travellin' her way into his boxers anyhow.
                Oh stop being silly, Vinnie. Getting you neutered wouldn't stop you from 'doing the deed' so to speak, only from spreading your seed! Isn't that what you want anyway?

                And rest assured, if I were astral travelling anywhere, the destination would most certainly not be your disease ridden boxers! Yeuuchhhh!!!

                You know, I think you may be suffering from a case of unrequited love....Mrs Rogers never did return your affection, did she? So now you project that onto everyone else. Sad, really.
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                • #83
                  Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                  Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                  Only false Christians get sick, not True Christians(tm). Cancer, heart attacks, etc. are ways God punishes those who do not follow His Word exactly.
                  Is that why Jesus sustained multiple skin lacerations and days of starvation? And he's the biggest christian I know! And I do know a die-hard christian like you. She gets sick all the time. A matter of fact, she had mono not to long ago.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • #84
                    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Is that why Jesus sustained multiple skin lacerations and days of starvation? And he's the biggest christian I know!
                    Yes. He died for our sins, so we wouldn't have to.
                    Originally posted by Helliar
                    And I do know a die-hard christian like you. She gets sick all the time. A matter of fact, she had mono not to long ago.
                    Hmm. Are you sure she isn't some kind of False Christian?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #85
                      Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      Is that why Jesus sustained multiple skin lacerations and days of starvation? And he's the biggest christian I know!

                      No, that was because of the filthy JOOS.

                      And I do know a die-hard christian like you. She gets sick all the time. A matter of fact, she had mono not to long ago.
                      Mono is GOD's punishment for putting your mouth where it doesn't belong. She isn't a real Christian.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #86
                        Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                        Sickness is natural!
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • #87
                          Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          Sickness is natural!
                          Rubbish. Of course it's not natural. If sickness is natural then it would be natural to be deformed or mishapen or crippled. Not so. Sickness is God's punishment for mans' sins. If a True Christian™ is sick it may be a way of God testing their faith, or because they too, have backslidden into sin.
                          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                          • #88
                            Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                            Sickness is totally natural. Bacteria is in the air, and a human breathes it in, it infects them. Its simple. White blood cells usually fight it off.
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • #89
                              Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              Sickness is totally natural. Bacteria is in the air, and a human breathes it in, it infects them. Its simple. White blood cells usually fight it off.
                              Icky, if sickness were natural we wouldn't need to pray to get rid of it. It's demons.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • #90
                                Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

                                Meh, you don't need to pray to fight off sickness. Meditation can sometimes help build your strength you need to fight it.
                                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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