Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Ezekiel Bathfire

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04-06-2015, 09:44 PM

Re: Please Pray for my Aunt Delilah

The woman is beset by demons, I have written her offering her a personal exorcism at a favorable price (a little more than Bobby Jindal's price, but I believe it will be more effective) and I await her response.

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